Are WNBA team names stupid?

[pavyracer]

Sun
Sky
Mercury
Storm
Dream
Fever
Sparks
Stars
Mystics
Wings
Liberty
Lynx

1 animal
1 part of an animal
4 celestial objects
1 weather phenomena
1 illness symptom
1 sleep symptom
1 fireworks effect
1 human value
1 religious followers

Who is going to be fearing these teams?

[Otters27]

names fit the product.

it would be wierd if they where called the bears or the tigers

[RudyRuetigger]

no badgers???

[kidcudi92]

beavers?

[Chi_archie]

should just name them lesbian slang names

Denver Dykes

Boston Butches

Pittsburgh Poppas

New York Noodles

[lilpete]

the best is the wings. look it up if you dont know the term "earning your red wings"

[Bluehorseshoe]

the best is the wings. look it up if you dont know the term "earning your red wings"

http://always.com/en-us/shop-products/menstrual-pads/maxi-pads/always-maxi-pads-extra-heavy-overnight-with-flexi-wings

[Bluehorseshoe]

If they came up with more interesting names....I'd be interested.

Say.......The Detroit Skanks.

[lilpete]

these girls are making 100k per year. i would never go to a WNBA game unless i had money on it. You can just go to the YMCA and watch the 50 and over mens league its the same thing.

[lilpete]

the best is the wings. look it up if you dont know the term "earning your red wings"

just for the record i would never do this with any WNBA players. BUT if I HAD TO, Delle-Donne

[Chi_archie]

I used to have a great model for the bikini basketball league

Deon Sander's daughter played and used to tweet inside info to her followers about who was on the rag and having boy/girl problems ect.

could only get lines at t-soprano's book though, with 50 dollar limits

they used to SELL out those games...

http://bikinibasketball.com/

[IBetYou]

Shouldn't they be wearing bikinis?

[upscope]

Seattle Sluts
San Antonio Skanks

[Nick Papageorgio]

They are on par with MLS. A bit behind NHL and way behind NFL and MLB as far as quality of team name and mascot.

[VeggieDog]

2015 average attendance fell to 7,318. The lowest in league history.