Check in if you're a long-term winning gambler...

[LordVodka]

no clue, just found it. i really thought that was slapyamama.

but for a guy that's really skeptical about everything, you seem really interested in remote viewing.

I dont believe him. Just wanna see what method hes gonna throw out there. Remote viewing is BS and its so obvious hes selling his method here.

[The Giant]

I'm hovering over 70+%. Can you reach 90's it's possible but like I said analysis is the toughest part of the process.

I make mistakes, sometimes I rush, EGO, ect.

No, I can't even reach 70%. Honestly, not even 60%.

Have you tried playing super lotto with your talents?

I always found it a bit amusing that you never hear about psychics winning the lottery.

Turning The Giant straight would be the biggest miracle ever.

I like you, Antibet. You know, I find some of your posts amusing. But, you are starting to get a little clingy, maybe the word I'm looking for is obsessive. Let's try to squash that, pal. Now feel free to tell me a story about you making love to a penguin. That'd be great.

[LordVodka]

Good question, why not just play the lotto?

[Ghenghis Kahn]

I dont believe him. Just wanna see what method hes gonna throw out there. Remote viewing is BS and its so obvious hes selling his method here.

i personally don't believe in remote viewing either. but if he ever wants to sell his picks, we know his agenda.

[SlapYaMama]

I dont believe him. Just wanna see what method hes gonna throw out there. Remote viewing is BS and its so obvious hes selling his method here.

I'm not selling my method it's not my method to sell, I learned it from my teacher.

I said if they had people interested, I would teach a class. I make plenty enough money betting sports. I have very little time to waste. I was answering questions that people had but mostly just jokes and bashing techniques.

Oh well, jokes on me for trying to be honest and help people.

[Ghenghis Kahn]

I'm not selling my method it's not my method to sell, I learned it from my teacher.

I said if they had people interested, I would teach a class. I make plenty enough money betting sports. I have very little time to waste. I was answering questions that people had but mostly just jokes and bashing techniques.

Oh well, jokes on me for trying to be honest and help people.

if it truly works for you, the joke is on us. no worries pal. sounds like you'll be fine.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

One would think that acquiring such remote viewing acumen to correctly predict outcomes at 70+% would entice one to "pull a LeBron" and take his talents to Wall Street...but, ah, yeah... I can see where one would be more comfortable trusting your money to the offshore gambling books/Jon Kretna-types of the world.

Tony is always so feistily charming in his "I am God" chats... yeah, who cares that he can do whatever with anyone's account at anytime, sure, let's trust him... fukk that Wall Street bullshit.

This is all making so much more sense now......

[Ghenghis Kahn]

cia did create the remote viewing program though so who the fukk knows... but my belief is you can't be taught to be a psychic.

[SlapYaMama]

i personally don't believe in remote viewing either. but if he ever wants to sell his picks, we know his agenda.

Don't worry, I'm not going to sell any picks. I'm not even going to post my picks anymore, proof of my selections doesn't mean anything obviously.

Continue living in your safe world. Just know when you finally come to realize the possibilities of remote viewing, you may have a thought remembering this crazy guys at SBR mentioned this to me years ago.

I truly do wish everyone the best that life can offer. I hope that no one is offended by me answering questions about remote viewing. I throughly enjoy talking about RV.

[jjgold]

If you buy pics you might as well kill yourself

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

It's all good, Slapper

Hell, I still firmly believe I'm gonna be Ava Frances Manning's future husband and get to spend a good chunk of Eli's $$$$$$... so......

[Ghenghis Kahn]

Don't worry, I'm not going to sell any picks. I'm not even going to post my picks anymore, proof of my selections doesn't mean anything obviously.

Continue living in your safe world. Just know when you finally come to realize the possibilities of remote viewing, you may have a thought remembering this crazy guys at SBR mentioned this to me years ago.

I truly do wish everyone the best that life can offer. I hope that no one is offended by me answering questions about remote viewing. I throughly enjoy talking about RV.

but i'm the one that startled you for answering your question right away. you didn't think anyone would, remember that...

[Eddy Munny]

SlapYaMama... You owe me 50 fukking units

I win over that amount in two games. Child's play...

You realize how dumb this sounds right? A unit can be anything. It's a term assigned to an indeterminate amount of money.

So if you routinely make "50 units" in two bets, than 25 units (whatever the hell that is) is effectively ONE unit.

Amazing how someone who can skip around on the space-time continuum at will, is so easily confounded by one of the most basic concepts of gambling.

Also, in one of your earliest posts you claim to do zero handicapping, almost as if it was beneath you. Then, a couple pages later you refer to still "having to do analysis" and that it was a very important part of the process. Care to comment on this discrepancy?

I'm just deciding whether your class would be worth it or whether you're a charlatan peddling false hopes.

[Antibet]

[SlapYaMama]

You realize how dumb this sounds right? A unit can be anything. It's a term assigned to an indeterminate amount of money.

So if you routinely make "50 units" in two bets, than 25 units (whatever the hell that is) is effectively ONE unit.

Amazing how someone who can skip around on the space-time continuum at will, is so easily confounded by one of the most basic concepts of gambling.

Also, in one of your earliest posts you claim to do zero handicapping, almost as if it was beneath you. Then, a couple pages later you refer to still "having to do analysis" and that it was a very important part of the process. Care to comment on this discrepancy?

I'm just deciding whether your class would be worth it or whether you're a charlatan peddling false hopes.

You win, I lose. I'm exhausted.

To comment on analysis. Handicapping analysis is extremely different than Remote Viewing analysis. I'm sure you do just fine as a handicapper, good. I'm going on a long trip today. I may have energy to discuss later.

My apologies to you, if any offense was taken. Till, another time...

[DiggityDaggityDo]

47% Caper here

#winning

[SlapYaMama]

No, I can't even reach 70%. Honestly, not even 60%.

Have you tried playing super lotto with your talents?

I always found it a bit amusing that you never hear about psychics winning the lottery.



I like you, Antibet. You know, I find some of your posts amusing. But, you are starting to get a little clingy, maybe the word I'm looking for is obsessive. Let's try to squash that, pal. Now feel free to tell me a story about you making love to a penguin. That'd be great.

The simple answer for the moment is psychics most likely won't win the lottery. I will never attempt such a feat, a pick 3 is possible.

[Eddy Munny]

You win, I lose. I'm exhausted.

To comment on analysis. Handicapping analysis is extremely different than Remote Viewing analysis. I'm sure you do just fine as a handicapper, good. I'm going on a long trip today. I may have energy to discuss later.

My apologies to you, if any offense was taken. Till, another time...

A physical trip, or a metaphysical one? Is your trip being fueled by gasoline or lysergic acid?

Are you boarding a plane this afternoon, or dissolving a sugar cube in your mouth in the back of a Volkswagen van with tie dye curtains?

[Ghenghis Kahn]

You win, I lose. I'm exhausted.

To comment on analysis. Handicapping analysis is extremely different than Remote Viewing analysis. I'm sure you do just fine as a handicapper, good. I'm going on a long trip today. I may have energy to discuss later.

My apologies to you, if any offense was taken. Till, another time...

Only the strong survive in this skill.

this was exhausting to you? i have to reconsider taking your class.

[SlapYaMama]

Good question, why not just play the lotto?

Sports is easier, choices are binary. That's the simple answer. What is a number? It's a symbol. Sports teams have people, teams, mascots, cities, ect. RV works better with tangible things.

[Eddy Munny]

Can I chew gum in class? What's your policy on gum chewing?

[Ghenghis Kahn]

Can I chew gum in class? What's your policy on gum chewing?

lol allegedly gum chewing increases mental function so if this is denied, i'm definitely out.

[SlapYaMama]

this was exhausting to you? i have to reconsider taking your class.

Good, class cancelled. Made it easy for you.

[Eddy Munny]

How much money are we talking here?

[Eddy Munny]

Oh I see, now he wants to clam up once the subject of tuition fees is broached.

Can I apply for a scholarship if I display an inordinate ability to catch on and excel? Would you waive my fees as my excellence in the field would equate to a rousing endorsement of your teaching ability and raise your enrollment exponentially?

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Hey Antibet, a few questions The Giant wanted to know but was too shy to ask you:

1) What is the age of consent for a penguin? Does it differ in Antarctica from, say, New Zealand?

2) Does NO really mean NO to a penguin? The Giant has strong beliefs on this and resolutely believes the "NO means NO" protocol differs from humans and penguins. I countered by telling him I just think it's wishful thinking on his part and he's watched way too many seals raping penguins vids. Please definitively clarify the truth via your expertise in this matter. TIA

3) What penguins are considered the randiest? I told The Giant I believe it's the Galapagos Islands penguins but he stubbornly insisted it's the penguins found in "Gotham City". I tried to explain to him that's only 1 penguin and from the looks of it, Cobblepot is hung like jj, so I seriously doubt it. Still, he insists that you're the only true authority on such matters and says he needs to hear it from you.

The Giant anxiously awaits your answers and... TIA

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Sports is easier, choices are binary. That's the simple answer. What is a number? It's a symbol. Sports teams have people, teams, mascots, cities, ect. RV works better with tangible things.

http://www.publishersweekly.com/pw/by-topic/industry-news/tip-sheet/article/60581-can-the-meaning-of-life-be-explained-by-math.html

[Antibet]

Hey Antibet, a few questions The Giant wanted to know but was too shy to ask you:

1) What is the age of consent for a penguin? Does it differ in Antarctica from, say, New Zealand?

2) Does NO really mean NO to a penguin? The Giant has strong beliefs on this and resolutely believes the "NO means NO" protocol differs from humans and penguins. I countered by telling him I just think it's wishful thinking on his part and he's watched way too many seals raping penguins vids. Please definitively clarify the truth via your expertise in this matter. TIA

3) What penguins are considered the randiest? I told The Giant I believe it's the Galapagos Islands penguins but he stubbornly insisted it's the penguins found in "Gotham City". I tried to explain to him that's only 1 penguin and from the looks of it, Cobblepot is hung like jj, so I seriously doubt it. Still, he insists that you're the only true authority on such matters and says he needs to hear it from you.

The Giant anxiously awaits your answers and... TIA

[Ghenghis Kahn]

Oh I see, now he wants to clam up once the subject of tuition fees is broached.

Can I apply for a scholarship if I display an inordinate ability to catch on and excel? Would you waive my fees as my excellence in the field would equate to a rousing endorsement of your teaching ability and raise your enrollment exponentially?

i think i'm gifted in remote viewing cause i already know the answer to this question.

[Eddy Munny]

i think i'm gifted in remote viewing cause i already know the answer to this question.

Yeah, I'll patiently await a response from Yoda. Poor fella is tuckered out already.

Apparently he has the energy to teach an entire class how to peer into the future, but not to address a couple of softball questions on the internet... exhausting he finds it.

[Jayvegas420]

Way to go guys. Now the fukkin classs is cancelled.
Now i have to go back to remotely viewing the womens shower at the YMCA instead of remotely viewing the Stanley Cup.

I guess i can spend this $59.95 on the JJGold knee pads in the SBR Store

[JIBBBY]

a lot of people giving slapyamama shit but if it works for him more power to him. belief is a powerful thing...

i was watching this show with morgan freeman called story of god. he was interviewing a monk and he asked him about miracles.

the monk replied, something in this nature... miracle isn't about levitating 3 feet off the ground, miracle is changing of the mind, changing someone's beliefs.

basically, once you're indoctrinated, it's a miracle for someone to change their beliefs. that's how powerful our beliefs are. it takes a miracle to change it...

I've watched 3 episodes of the Story of GOD with Morgan Freeman.. Just goes to show you there are some really silly religious beliefs and followings going on in this world.. I did like the Monk segment though.

I can't fathom any loving God wanting you to worship him most of your days and hours away, such as extreme Muslims, Orthodox Jews, etc... do... Monks as well in their all day meditations and what not that they do...

What happen to living out your own life and free will?

So many people are mindless robots for their beliefs... I'm a Christian but you won't see me praying all day and spending half my days in Church, not what my God wants me to do.. I do have a personal relationship though but I'm not a robot and never will be..

[Ghenghis Kahn]

I've watched 3 episodes of the Story of GOD with Morgan Freeman.. Just goes to show you there are some really silly religious beliefs and followings going on in this world.. I did like the Monk segment though.

I can't fathom any loving God wanting you to worship him most of your days and hours away, such as extreme Muslims, Orthodox Jews, etc... do... Monks as well in their all day meditations and what not that they do...

What happen to living out your own life and free will?

So many people are mindless robots for their beliefs... I'm a Christian but you won't see me praying all day and spending half my days in Church, not what my God wants me to do.. I do have a personal relationship though but I'm not a robot and never will be..

i'm not religious but i do respect buddhism though it's all about spreading love, positivity, and trying to minimize suffering of self and others... all other religions are so judgmental i just can't respect them.

[JMon]

I remember the US military doing this "remote viewing" and after they spent 20mil they cancelled it for not conclusive evidence. More pissed about the 20mil

[JIBBBY]

i'm not religious but i do respect buddhism though it's all about spreading love, positivity, and trying to minimize suffering of self and others... all other religions are so judgmental i just can't respect them.

Buddhism is very peaceful.. Alot of those monks do have wisdom to share.. Via the Dalai Lama..

I tried meditating one time and fell asleep on accident, Buddhism not for this guy..