Whatever happened to Tom Dwan?

**Ghenghis Kahn** · 05-11-16, 02:15 PM

Originally posted by SharpAngles

I've never understood why everyone hates poker players

Even bus riding bald fuks who cap 30% on the best week look down on the poor card player

joan rivers obviously had face dysmorphic disorder. who really cares what she says. and even though people hate annie duke, i bet she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose. i'd hit it in secret...

**CanuckG** · 05-11-16, 02:35 PM

Getting my ass kicked on Stars right now.

AA <<< JJ

KK <<< KQ

Fukk.

**Auto Donk** · 05-11-16, 05:05 PM

Originally posted by Ghenghis Kahn

joan rivers obviously had face dysmorphic disorder. who really cares what she says. and even though people hate annie duke, i bet she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose. i'd hit it in secret...

quite down, trash.....

I should post my photo with annie and a few other pros from back in 09......

good thing, or maybe bad thing if your comment about the garden hose is correct, that I had my then gfrend now wife with me that trip, as Ms. Duke couldn't stop makin' eyes at me for two straight days.......

**daneblazer** · 05-11-16, 05:12 PM

Tomer

**badgerguy** · 05-11-16, 05:16 PM

Originally posted by CanuckG

Getting my ass kicked on Stars right now.

AA <<< JJ

KK <<< KQ

Fukk.

Lucky

**Ghenghis Kahn** · 05-11-16, 05:32 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

quite down, trash.....

I should post my photo with annie and a few other pros from back in 09......

good thing, or maybe bad thing if your comment about the garden hose is correct, that I had my then gfrend now wife with me that trip, as Ms. Duke couldn't stop makin' eyes at me for two straight days.......

i can't find the clip but she says she's incredible at sucking dick and for some odd reason i believe her.

**xKMACKx** · 05-11-16, 06:11 PM

Guy looks like he needs to enter rehab. Face is twitching from drug abuse during that interview.

**SharpAngles** · 05-11-16, 06:18 PM

Originally posted by Ghenghis Kahn

joan rivers obviously had face dysmorphic disorder. who really cares what she says. and even though people hate annie duke, i bet she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose. i'd hit it in secret...

I've heard she says yes when nobody asked and judging by this pic I can only assume nobodies asking her if the tremendous ass funk is coming from her crack

Your secret wont last long if you get any sludge on you

**The Giant** · 05-11-16, 07:54 PM

Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21

https://www.reddit.com/r/poker/comme...mers_by_shawn/

That was a pretty good listen.

Maybe JJ is right, all these guys really do end up broke.

**rockmvp1209** · 05-11-16, 08:36 PM

I thought eli was mad rich from businesses!? Atleast hellmuth is still balling and winning bracelets

**Pauulzcappin** · 05-11-16, 08:58 PM

Originally posted by CanuckG

I cant stand jcarver for some reason. I mainly watch doug or this other guy from vancouver on there I think he goes under the name dramaticdegen

tonka and doug are the best streamers.

i played like 5 events and cashed in a couple

also busted the day 1 twice trying to get to day two, will play it again tomorrow

**Killer_Demo** · 05-11-16, 10:30 PM

Originally posted by gauchojake

I'd rather scoop my eyeballs out with a spoon than read that shithole 4

Or put your heroin on the spoon before you inject you aids ridden broke dikk

**gauchojake** · 05-11-16, 10:34 PM

Originally posted by Killer_Demo

Or put your heroin on the spoon before you inject you aids ridden broke dikk

demo don't start with me

**MickeyMan** · 05-12-16, 12:43 AM

Originally posted by Killer_Demo

Or put your heroin on the spoon before you inject you aids ridden broke dikk

Demo, glad to see your fingers are working well enough to type again after your crank dealer broke both your hands.

Who woulda thought he would have found you after you stiffed him when you were sleeping in the gutter right outside his house?

Just make sure you wash your hands before using the library computers demo, we don't need you spreading any of your diseases.

**The Kraken** · 05-12-16, 12:51 AM

Originally posted by Killer_Demo

Or put your heroin on the spoon before you inject you aids ridden broke dikk

Speakin of aids, you still weight 95 lbs?

**The Giant** · 12-09-18, 11:11 PM

Unreal. Tom has aged 50 years in the last two years:

**MinnesotaFats** · 12-09-18, 11:37 PM

Hard to believe that is the same man...

Is his hand broke too??

**4uk4life** · 12-09-18, 11:46 PM

Originally posted by MinnesotaFats

Hard to believe that is the same man...

Is his hand broke too??

Had to earn that buy in somehow

**vividjohn45** · 12-09-18, 11:59 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

all poker players go bust

Word in Vegas Ivy owes a lot out

Jj. I never bustout at poker (nl cash), it's called bankroll mngt. I am up this year playing poker. The only game that ever busts me out is blackjack. Which doesn't occur anymore. But for online poker be bankrolled for 20-25x max buy ins.. don't play over your head (wallet).

**thechaoz** · 12-10-18, 12:36 AM

Originally posted by The Giant

Unreal. Tom has aged 50 years in the last two years:

Nice try but that's not him and he's in Macau

**ans61201** · 12-10-18, 01:21 AM

Originally posted by thechaoz

Nice try but that's not him and he's in Macau

Lol he plays games in more places than Macau and yes that's him.

**ans61201** · 12-10-18, 01:23 AM

The real part to that photo is that this years wsop winner is in the photo. Win a big tourney and then think you can play the biggest cash games in the world is pretty negative ROI

**GUMMO77** · 12-10-18, 02:06 AM

Looks broke to me

**ChuckyTheGoat** · 12-10-18, 02:08 AM

Originally posted by GUMMO77

Looks broke to me

Yeah, that's him. Looks busted up. Listen to some of the Voulgaris stories about Dwan having the gambler's itch.

**GUMMO77** · 12-10-18, 02:10 AM

Originally posted by ChuckyTheGoat

Yeah, that's him. Looks busted up. Listen to some of the Voulgaris stories about Dwan having the gambler's itch.

Sure, where?

**nyplayer33** · 12-10-18, 02:14 AM

That is 100 percent him

**TheMoneyShot** · 12-10-18, 02:23 AM

Someone probably broke his sh#$.... tough life. Must owe the world.

**ChuckyTheGoat** · 12-10-18, 02:37 AM

Originally posted by GUMMO77

Sure, where?

Gummo, here is the video I reference:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtvXzlskhRA

If u watch the series of DougPolk/JoeIngram videos...there's an implication that Dwan has run some scams.

**kidcudi92** · 12-10-18, 03:58 AM

Oh wow

How the mighty have fallen

**Sam Odom** · 12-10-18, 06:23 AM

**jjgold** · 12-10-18, 06:57 AM

like I have been saying all poker players go broke

Its gambling not skill and gamblers all go broke

**Jayvegas420** · 12-10-18, 08:56 AM

Gus work his way out of his hole, I believe Tom can do the same

**yisman** · 12-10-18, 11:05 AM

Originally posted by SharpAngles

I've heard she says yes when nobody asked and judging by this pic I can only assume nobodies asking her if the tremendous ass funk is coming from her crack

Your secret wont last long if you get any sludge on you

It should say

Abandon hope all ye who enter here

**Auto Donk** · 12-10-18, 12:42 PM

what happened to durr? let me sum it up:

**Auto Donk** · 12-10-18, 12:44 PM

Originally posted by SharpAngles

I've heard she says yes when nobody asked and judging by this pic I can only assume nobodies asking her if the tremendous ass funk is coming from her crack

Your secret wont last long if you get any sludge on you

ahhhh shit.....

smear some patchouli oil on that crack and the stench should be manageable......