If professional sports is officially rigged here are your 2016 Champions:

[PorkChop]

UNC over Villanova.
Spurs over Cavaliers.
Anaheim Ducks win Stanley Cup.
Cubs over Astros, World Series.
Giants over Colts, Super Bowl.


Not going to say anything else, but will check this after each Championship

[smoke a bowl]

I will make a bet that you will not be bumping this thread often however others here will be.