Laid-off Today

[stealthyburrito]

MmaChicka will hire you.

I Don't doubt you...Just wish I had an education degree.

Tell chicka if she was a noreasterner we'd be married.

You lucked out

[King Mayan]

Stealthy I got a job for you..

Do you know how to use a nail gun? And can you carry 100 pounds plus 3 flights of stairs??

[stealthyburrito]

Congrats Stealthy. Sounds like this is a good thing for you. Something like this always hurts the pride, but fukk those guys. I probably would hang with none of them outside of a professional setting, but I would hang with you I am sure.

Go visit friends that moved to a place you've never been. If you don't have any situations like that that interest you, my best friend owns and operates xhostel in Varna, Bulgaria. You would have a fukkin blast, trust me.

Greaser, I remember our fights in fantasy. You have a special place in my heart. Put at my lowest place after Ertz really hurt me, but I got you back at the end. It still doesn't make up for my loss to ya.

In any event, if we can cross paths in vegas...you're my boy. Unsure about an intercontinental trip but if that plan comes to fruition, I'll shoot you a message. Many thanks greaser

[stealthyburrito]

Stealthy wrap yourself in a black sheet and roll over to the office

run in with a backpack full of rice krispy treats throw it in your boss office yelling "holla snackbar" the whole time

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Manny, you're an asshole. Out of my own satifaction I used to comment on one sneeze's as "Allah Bless you". It was met with strange apall. Not many down with Muslim culture here in the states brah

[stealthyburrito]

Great time to head out West. I have always loved Arizona .Different things you can see depending on which part you go. You can land in Vegas hang there a bit and then go to Area 51 . Then drive to Lake Havasu and see Oatman and The London Bridge. Or fly into Tucson and see things there and drive to Tombstone. Or drive out to Sedona and see the Pertrified Forest and Grand Canyon. And do not forget Route 66.

Very good vacation too where you will not spend an arm and a leg.

Captro are you naval? And of so...would you be ok if I stopped by? I'm a historical buff, love the idea of visiting a plotpoint of the "wild west". If you know anything that I dont, hit me up.

[stealthyburrito]

lol they would have to get a college degree first dummy. Think before you post but thanks for the comedy.

Brooks...I'm a rare breed. Well educated Mexican...not dissuaded by propaganda of a decent guy with good intentions. Mayan means well but is somewhat underinformed.

[stealthyburrito]

Are you presentable?

I'd look into the hotel industry. You're young, if you look presentable you can get a job as a concierge (lobby gofer, interact with guests). Parley that sh*t into a fantastic lifestyle whilst stabbing beaver. If you take to the work, the advancement is very quick.

If I could do it all over again (be in my mid-20s w/ no attachments) I'd gun for entry level work (or better yet, a training program) at top 3 or 4 international hotel chains and work my way into something really interesting. Seriously. You work at Four Seasons, you're seeing the great places of the world (business centers and resorts) and making connections. Just take a look at their website - see the locations. That's where you live and if you matter to them, housing etc. is taken care of. Extremely stable work, which is rare these days too.

I'm not a people person, byeshea. I can't be a customer service concierge. Many Thanks tho and I dig the reference to Rods girl. That was what, late 2010?

[stealthyburrito]

Are you presentable?

I'd look into the hotel industry. You're young, if you look presentable you can get a job as a concierge (lobby gofer, interact with guests). Parley that sh*t into a fantastic lifestyle whilst stabbing beaver. If you take to the work, the advancement is very quick.

If I could do it all over again (be in my mid-20s w/ no attachments) I'd gun for entry level work (or better yet, a training program) at top 3 or 4 international hotel chains and work my way into something really interesting. Seriously. You work at Four Seasons, you're seeing the great places of the world (business centers and resorts) and making connections. Just take a look at their website - see the locations. That's where you live and if you matter to them, housing etc. is taken care of. Extremely stable work, which is rare these days too.

I'm not a people person, byeshea. I can't be a customer service concierge. Many Thanks tho and I did the reference to Rods girl. That was what, late 2010?

[stealthyburrito]

Just calm down and make the claim you fukkin bitch it's easy and you deserve the money. If you get a job before it'd start great but it's nice to have if you need it.

SteveyK, I'd swirl my dick in ice cream cone fashion in your sturdy little butthole before I take an unemployement check you fuckin whore. Make sure your girl watches me

[stealthyburrito]

Get out of the East Stealthy it is garbage

Why stay one place your whole life?

Laid off now with zero ties is not a big deal either

Its why never have family

Come to Vegas I will teach you about life

Many Thx Gold Understood. I don't want to blow my life in DC or NY or Philly. If you're serious let me know...

[stealthyburrito]

sorry to hear burrito

some other doors might open for you

keep ya head up pal

Many Thanks Jaker, you sound like the asshole that knows how to take a joke. But, if you matty and other pull a vegas trip, for god's sakes let me know

[stealthyburrito]

Stealthy....I'll hire you today, brother. Need lots of general laborers right now. Can easily keep you going for 6-8 months minimum.

Big plus for me that you're a Mexican. You'll fit right in. Also, all my Mexicans love me. Always have. I'm very popular with all minorities actually.

Speaking of trash, we hit the jackpot

If there's a lord, this ***** is dead

[stealthyburrito]

Stealthy....sorry to hear about this pal. Things will be fine

Stealthy now you have whole summer to prepare for SBR Fantasy Football League

Stealthy I text you a month ago on the bat phone...no reply

Stealthy Matty and I planning Vegas Part 2 for June......come join us

If all else fails I need cart girls for the course this season. Would you mind wearing a blonde wig?

[QUOTE=USCPHILLYGUY;25481363]Stealthy....sorry to hear about this pal. Things will be fine

Stealthy now you have whole summer to prepare for SBR Fantasy Football League

Phillyguy, lost my phone, contact the batphone again, if you can't let me know.

If nothing else, for god sake's, let me talk to the ladies in Vegas. You and Matty are way to goddamn old!

[will2survive]

Many thanks gentlemen.

Had a few drinks last night and recovering well.

Feels odd not having to get up early.


Since I got the time I will respond to any inquiry directed at me, once I get my soon to be fat ass outta bed lol

This is simple. Collect unemployment and take advantage of free time. Don't just sit home.You'll go nuts. Sometimes they have unemployment extensions, but if they don't ,be ahead of the game and search early for a more reliable gig. You say you butted heads...I hate to say it. sometimes, it's best to stay out of work drama when you're right.

[stealthyburrito]

Best of luck stealthy. Things will turn around.

Wizzle, never had a problem with you. I'd hope so. Best of luck to you as well

[will2survive]

Feels good not having to get up early, but too much free time plays with your mind. Use your time wisely.

[stealthyburrito]

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Donker, "other than the obvious", included that one my friend. Send me something I could do.

[stealthyburrito]

Toronto.

Where dreams come true.

Wait maybe thats SBR casino.

You're a liar, and a sack of trash movaughn. I thought you could've done better

[stealthyburrito]

Burrito, did you find another job yet?

Have you every thought of maybe doing gay for pay porn?

DDD, there's one thought I gave to gay for pay porn, and thats giving you a hard skull penetrating with secretion of ocular fluid on my rooster as I Skull penetrate your left orbital socket as you scream in pain for it to stop. You ask me to "pull out" after your orbital secretes fluid on my rooster and you bleed from the nose. Jizz secretes from the socket and stops your technicolor heartbeat

[stealthyburrito]

This is simple. Collect unemployment and take advantage of free time. Don't just sit home.You'll go nuts. Sometimes they have unemployment extensions, but if they don't ,be ahead of the game and search early for a more reliable gig. You say you butted heads...I hate to say it. sometimes, it's best to stay out of work drama when you're right.

Willer, You're hitting the nail head on. For a while, thought you were crazy, but you know what's up

[will2survive]

Willer, You're hitting the nail head on. For a while, thought you were crazy, but you know what's up

Funny. There's a site in everyone's local area for searching for jobs. Obviously, you use the unemployment because you earned it, but if I were you, I would type in keywords about unemployment extensions. They do exist. It would be awful if you're coming down to your final checks. Look at it now, therefore you know what you're in for. I also totally agree about a job that let's you go and they follow you as you pick up your belongings as if you were a criminal. You were good enough to work there, then all of a sudden, they have like a security person treat you like you're not trusted. Happened to me once. I told them get off my back or I will sue them for harassment.

[unluckysob]

Too nuts with guns, shoot up work place.

[unluckysob]

Too many nuts with guns, shoot up work place.

[Smoke]

collect bottles and cans

[CDUBB_CW]

Sorry to hear that your employer laid you off. Luckily for me I've never been in that circumstance. This is probably the best time to find a passion in something and start your own business. I'm looking to start my own business this year just looking for the right people to work with. Try networking or joining social groups which I'm doing right now. End of the day who doesn't want to be their own boss.

Best of luck.

[ByeShea]

SteveyK, I'd swirl my dick in ice cream cone fashion in your sturdy little butthole before I take an unemployement check you fuckin whore. Make sure your girl watches me

And you say you're not a people person - c'mon!

[USCPHILLYGUY]

[QUOTE=stealthyburrito;25484875]

Stealthy....sorry to hear about this pal. Things will be fine

Stealthy now you have whole summer to prepare for SBR Fantasy Football League

Phillyguy, lost my phone, contact the batphone again, if you can't let me know.

If nothing else, for god sake's, let me talk to the ladies in Vegas. You and Matty are way to goddamn old!

Stealthy PM me the bat phone info again

Stealthy can't promise you about the ladies. Vegas is a breeding ground for women with daddy issues.

[captrobey]

Captro are you naval? And of so...would you be ok if I stopped by? I'm a historical buff, love the idea of visiting a plotpoint of the "wild west". If you know anything that I dont, hit me up.

i used to be in the Navy. The avatar is the actual ship i used to be on the Minesweeper Exultant. It has long since been decommissioned though. Back then i was stationed in Charleston SC. I am actually living on the East Coast now not out West. But i Love Arizona . Nothing like the Desert so pretty.

[daneblazer]

They wouldn't let you walk back to your desk? Wtf

[stevek173]

:lol: fine stealthy shoot yourself in the foot. As they said in Pulp Fiction pride only hurts my friend.

Lol at needing a guard to go to your desk that's pretty lame. A buddy of mine who was with a marketing firm recently left with a couple of other people at that company to start their own firm. Management at that company played like everything was amicable the whole way - during talks about clients etc. He went in to HR for his exit interview who told kindly that "if he wanted to he could take his last couple of days off." He walks back to desk and his computer password is changed :lol:

Definitely more underhanded than what your employer did. The guard was probably policy and/or they saw that video where you were contemplating if you could fly off that ledge. That combined with the fact you went fight club on management (or maybe you shouldn't bring me every piece of shit you find around the office - while showing him your bleeding gums from last night's fight - is never a good thing to say to your boss, for future reference) would have had me calling the cops long ago.

[opie1988]

I would absolutely assign a guard to Stealthy. Guy is a ticking time bomb just waiting to go off the rails.

Think about it.....if you ran a fukkin company, and saw a video of some Mexican employee doing a clearly meth fueled dance while pounding Chinese vodka at 10 am, would you let that fukker run around your corporate offices after you just shitcanned him???

PASS

[jjgold]

I would take unemployment for a while and work under the table

[stevek173]

And then get busted for uc fraud.

Probably again coach.

Exactly Opie. I seriously doubt flashing a switchblade at his hr director at the urinals helped either.

[King Mayan]

Brooks...I'm a rare breed. Well educated Mexican...not dissuaded by propaganda of a decent guy with good intentions. Mayan means well but is somewhat underinformed.

motherfukker you've been stuck in gringo land too long... Rare breed? Well educated Mexican?

[Smoke]

motherfukker you've been stuck in gringo land too long... Rare breed? Well educated Mexican?