Anyone know how to make your ROOSTER Bigger????

[The Kraken]

Several studies have demonstrated that women prefer a man with a big penis

I want to live like AutoDonk

I used to think I was above average as I've had plenty of compliments, but after reading one of AutoDonks threads, it sounds like I'm the smallest guy here

Do I just tug on it a lot? A penis pump? A ring? Pills? Penile Implants?

What's the best thing guys, I want to be like 9 or 10", and a coke can

[The Kraken]

If I can't get to 10" length with coke can girth, i would settle for growing to 5" length and 3" girth

Right now it looks like a thumb

[ACoochy]

Haha

Can actually get surgery to lengthen your shaft about 1.5" if that's your kind of thing...

Don't think it helps with girth though....

[turtlejc]

hung like a light switch

[Dirty Sanchez]

I don't have that issue

[manny24]

no clue half a pack of rolaids and pencil thin here

[daneblazer]

Doesn't really come in handy unless you're banging Rebecca Lobo or Gabrielle Reece. Most of the time it's a waste, unless you want to flaunt it around the gym locker room when you're 70 years old.

[manny24]

Dane onre of the lucky ones

[Mr KLC]

Been married for 25 years and the wife still yells "Oh my God!" Not too concerned here.

[Smoke]

Just slip on an extension in the dark

She will never know

[pavyracer]

Have you tried jelqing?

[jjgold]

Like Coochy said surgery best thing

I have tried extensions but they are not secure enough and will fall off

[Russian Rocket]

Coach you've tried hair extensions on your rooster to make it look bigger?
I gotta say that's a very creative way to address this problem

[toddsclowns]

Work on that thigh gap, smaller legs = bigger rooster
It's all about the illusion

[Smoke]

Work on that thigh gap, smaller legs = bigger rooster
It's all about the illusion

[Bcatswin]

http://www.male-enhancements.com/?gclid=CLCGgPvjmssCFQEJaQodI7UPUw

[Bcatswin]

smoke

[Smoke]

Catter

[opie1988]

I'm actually looking into rooster reduction surgery.

Carrying this white mamba around gots my back hurting like a motherfukker.

[Mr KLC]

[vividjohn45]

Like Coochy said surgery best thing

I have tried extensions but they are not secure enough and will fall off

Inside them?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

You can get a rooster transplant now. They take it off a corpse and put it on you.

Theres a thread in the saloon that talks about this.

[Smoke]

You can get a rooster transplant now. They take it off a corpse and put it on you.

Theres a thread in the saloon that talks about this.

Dont do it daggles

[FlipsideRM]

Size of current rooster? Asking for a friend

[Ra77er]

Move to Japan

[zizoudane10]

Results are great, just look at my rooster

[jjgold]

Coach you've tried hair extensions on your rooster to make it look bigger?
I gotta say that's a very creative way to address this problem

Yes I bought rooster tips ..so basically I would cover my tip with a manufactured one that was 4 inches longer

Sasha basically putting a pipe over an existing won with an exact looking tip..so its a built in condom also

Now it only works if erect and once you go soft the tip falls off..no glue..etc

[FlipsideRM]

Move to Japan

Hey man thanks for ignoring my private message. Ass hole

[Dirty Sanchez]

Like Coochy said surgery best thing

I have tried extensions but they are not secure enough and will fall off

He said "Penis" not hair

[gauchojake]

Anecdotal evidence suggests that the more you talk about your dong on a chiity forum filled with men, the larger it grows.

[Ra77er]

Flipper Im confused by your taktics.
Flipper I am the magic man.
Flipper you are el diablo.


I haven't gone anywhere man, losing money to Winstar in OK and spending lots of time reading on some little league stuff to help my nephew out this year

[daneblazer]

Shave your pubes, lose some weight, date an Asian. Don't go too deep or it sounds like a boot stuck in mud

[FlipsideRM]

Flipper Im confused by your taktics.
Flipper I am the magic man.
Flipper you are el diablo.


I haven't gone anywhere man, losing money to Winstar in OK and spending lots of time reading on some little league stuff to help my nephew out this year

Just checking up on you brother! Good to hear

[reigle9]

I'm actually looking into rooster reduction surgery.

My new tinder intro, thanks. I'll tip you every time I get laid.

[INVEGA MAN]

They could are less about size of your penis. you put your tongue in there and she is your forever