A pigeon flew into my windshield in a parking garage.

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

Scared the living Fuk out of me. How does this shit happen? How did it even get down there? Why did it fly into my car?

I am left with so many questions; questions to which I have no answers.

Has this ever happened to anyone?

Where do I go from here?

10 years ago I got off the #10 bus just north of West 72nd street and a pigeon flew into the side of my head, cutting my face and infecting me with various pigeon related ailments.

What am I to make of this calamitous situation?

Is this an omen of sorts?

[mohye1980]

Sorry but I can't help but laugh "various pigeon related ailments" lmao sorry man. Did that really happen?

[jtoler]

Ive seen birds not pigeons fly into my office window many times, probably because they see straight through the window and think its still clear sailing.

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

Yes it really happened. I have bad luck with these fukkin birds.

Though we have a real pigeon problem in my building's parking garage.

It was a traumatic experience. I may have to call in sick to work.

[mohye1980]

Damn man that sucks. If I was you I would kill all of them damn pigeons. Throw some bird food out there with some poison in that bitch

[zizoudane10]

See the good side of it Mo: it could have been a Great bustard instead of a pigeon, and that would have been a lot more hurtful!

[rkelly110]

Seagull shit on my head before going into a casino in atlantic city. Thought it might bring me luck, not.

[Optional]

Sounds like you did something wrong by the pigeons in a previous life.

[zizoudane10]

Seagull shit on my head before going into a casino in atlantic city. Thought it might bring me luck, not.

Seagull once stole ice cream directly out of my hand when I was a little kid of 5 or 6. Was less shocked than pissed off.

[Smoke]

Damn man that sucks. If I was you I would kill all of them damn pigeons. Throw some bird food out there with some poison in that bitch

stop

[jjgold]

Did it break windshield Mo?

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

No did not break windshield thankfully.

I ain't got no money for that.

Would have to drive around with a broken windshield like a fukkin jerkoff.

[packerd_00]

Filthy little bastards,you didn't scream did you mate.

[GunShard]

Bird nests in the parking lot.

[Dirty Sanchez]

Damn man that sucks. If I was you I would kill all of them damn pigeons. Throw some bird food out there with some poison in that bitch

You're one of these Psycho's aren't you?

[Albert Pujols]

Put a band aid on your pu.ssy and get to work.

[unde0087]

Mo, that shit happens at our farm all the time. There is a huge window in the living room and ramdomly you will just be just sitting there on a clear day and then boom fukers just comes flying in and take a header

[RudyRuetigger]

Pigeons are dirty animals and create a mess where ever they go...expect a mooching relative or old friend to show up and attempt to live off you and camp on your sofa every night


that's from a yahoo answer jagoff not me.

[smitch124]

We have a deal with the Pigeons, but sometimes they break the deal

[RudyRuetigger]

mo in my expertise, I think this is a gift from god to you.

mo he is tell you not to bet any type of bird.

stay away from cardinals, ducks, blue jays, etc etc for a week or two.


mo you should be ok after that

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

Pigeons are the wost.

Cops can go penetrate themselves

[jjgold]

Mo your in my top 7

EMOTIONAL WRECKS

[reigle9]

Seagull shit on my head before going into a casino in atlantic city. Thought it might bring me luck, not.

Happened to me outside the Borgata.

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

Pigeons are the wost.

Cops can go penetrate themselves

I have 0 recollection of posting this.

I was barreled in.

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

Mo your in my top 7

EMOTIONAL WRECKS

I am emotionally stable but physically barreled.

[Seaweed]

One time a bird shit on my head and i thought i was good luck and a sign so i hammered the eagles to beat the Bears but i lost

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Scared the living Fuk out of me. How does this shit happen? How did it even get down there? Why did it fly into my car?

I am left with so many questions; questions to which I have no answers.

Has this ever happened to anyone?

Where do I go from here?

10 years ago I got off the #10 bus just north of West 72nd street and a pigeon flew into the side of my head, cutting my face and infecting me with various pigeon related ailments.

What am I to make of this calamitous situation?

Is this an omen of sorts?

Kinda, Mo.

http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/saloon/3173389-bird-just-flew-my-window-what-do-i-do.html

[blackHIPPY]

Mo have you been able to go back to work since this traumatic experience?

[blackHIPPY]

stay safe mo

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Is Mo still alive?

[astro61200]

Happened to me outside the Borgata.

I had one shit in my hand when I was younger in Wildwood, NJ.. Seagulls are dicks.

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

Barely alive.