My 1st Party In Texas..These Guys Party Hard : Video

[jjgold]

A few photos of these clowns in the beginning

Hot chicks did not want to be on camera


Good guy..kid with long hair gets pussy daily

[FlipsideRM]

Wtf was this

[Duckshit]

Wtf was that?

[Duckshit]

Unfortunately it shows the quality of the product that is sbr players talk....lol

[RealSlimShady]

Bunch of weirdos. Coach, you fit right in

[BIGDAY]

[opie1988]

Fukk is this nonsense??

[unde0087]

I have to say JJ, the guy claiming to be doing a shotgun spilled 75% of the beer on the ground first off which in my estimation is a huge party foul and second that is not how a shotgun works.

[Fidel_CashFlow]

Wtf was this

Wtf was that?

Fukk is this nonsense??

and the worst part of all this is that he was prolly never even there

[jjgold]

These guys are big time beer drinkerseveryone is in TexasNothing to do here

[FlipsideRM]

I have to say JJ, the guy claiming to be doing a shotgun spilled 75% of the beer on the ground first off which in my estimation is a huge party foul and second that is not how a shotgun works.

Then he starts sipping it like a sippy cup lmfao

[jjgold]

Do you guys know what shotgun is?


He was a little drunk of course but knew what he was doing

I doubt you would say anything to him in person

He is a tough fuk

[badgerguy]

Fuking pussy drinkers. Come to Wisconsin, I'll show you beer drinking.

[jjgold]

Fuking pussy drinkers. Come to Wisconsin, I'll show you beer drinking.

[Seaweed]

JJ where did you meet them?

[Auto Donk]

Let me speak for all Texans (real Texans, not this group of losers): This video was not shot in Texas, and those no-pussy gettin' hardons are not Texans.....

"Hot chicks did not want to be on camera"???? LOL.... there were no hot chicks within 100 miles of you losers..... Not one female voice is heard, not even in the distance of this lame-ass video....

the video would be more appropriately titled "A Circle-Jerk in the Making"

[Seaweed]

Wow

Auto Donk, clean your shovel it's dirty

[FlipsideRM]

Seaweed would you party with these guys?

[Auto Donk]

Seaweed would you party with these guys?

Of course he would, where else would they get the black hoods and the Crisco?

[The Kraken]

The guy actually spits his beer out

Pretty wild group there, jj

[gauchojake]

jj are you in Austin?

[Art Vandelay]

Fuking pussy drinkers. Come to Wisconsin, I'll show you beer drinking.

Exactly! These clowns look like they're trying beer for the first time. Amateurs...

[cashmoneyholla]

That was the most epic fail shotgun I have ever seen. Might be the most unmanliest thing I have ever seen. That guy should be ashamed . He had a sip of beer and acted like he manned up. I'm emberassed to be a male right now

Holla

[Auto Donk]

any time you find yourself standing around with a bunch of guys in the dark of night -- no women any where in sight, none seen or heard -- attempting to shotgun beers and failing miserably at it, let there be no doubt that you have found the "No Gettin' Laid Tonight Capitol of the World"

[jjgold]

There were women in the background Automan

Pretty decent looking

Listen to video

Automan that kid would fuk you up man..young and crazy

[FlipsideRM]

Jj these guys are losers, no wonder your spreadsheet has been beat up the past few days. You need to join the winners circle

[tony_come]

Pass

[Auto Donk]

JJ, if there were any women around, they weren't there for long....

for nothing impresses babes more than some dopey douche bags stabbin' beer cans with a key and then pouring them all over themselves like a pack of idiots....

all you fahgs saw of any such women a few minutes after this video was shot were f'n tail lights and a cloud of dust

[CanuckG]

Worst shotgun attempt of all time. Guy forgot to put a hole in the can.

[Auto Donk]

after second review of this video, I'm quite convinced that this isn't the first time the goony red-head dipshit has had white, frothy liquid spillin' from the sides of his mouth....

[jjgold]

Automan I am calling him now

I would delete your posts right now

He lives 40 miles outside of Dallas

[TheSideBet]

This is how you drink beer in Texas!

[Auto Donk]

Automan I am calling him now

I would delete your posts right now

He lives 40 miles outside of Dallas

one punch.... JJ.... one punch.... tell that young dumb "I have no clue how to drink a beer or get laid" loser to drive his ass down to DonkLand....

I've been wanting to make one of those "older guy knocks out punk with one punch" videos for a while, but can't find any young punks stupid enough to even consider squaring off against me......

you better tell him to hit the gym for six months straight before his journey south, as his little tooth pick like arms arent' gonna fare too well in a scrape vs. me.....

I'll probably strangle him with that cute little bracelet he has on after I put him down with one shot.....

[jjgold]

Automan you talk a tremendous game

I have no idea if your tough but I can assure you think kid is crazy..I do not know him of course real well but he claims he did 3 years in Dawson State Pen

[Auto Donk]

so, I'm hearing now that in addition to not being able to drink a beer worth a damn, he's also a totally stupid mother fukka.....

you have to be an idiot to get yourself thrown into Dawson..... they closed that shithole down a few years back, if I recall correctly.....

also, Dawson was a "state jail," such that it housed only people convicted of the lowest degree of felony in texas, known as a "state jail felony" -- SJFs are less serious than 3d, 2nd or 1st degree felonies here in TX..... people that are convicted of serious crimes such as murder, aggravated assault, rape, etc., don't get to go to a measly "state jail" like Dawson was..... they go to huntsville and other REAL prisons in the TDCJ.....

Dawson was full of a bunch of low-level petty punk-ass criminals, and women, a group in which this red-headed douche who looks as frail as Scott Weiland on meth fits into quite well from what I see.....