ESPN NFL analyst Chris Mortensen diagnosed with throat cance

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  • jjgold
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    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #1
    ESPN NFL analyst Chris Mortensen diagnosed with throat cance
    More than a week ago, I was diagnosed with a Stage IV throat cancer," Mortensen said in a statement on Friday. "My focus shifted significantly to gathering information about the specifics of this cancer. The initial diagnosis was confirmed Friday and there is another test remaining that will determine the best possible treatment plan that will commence in the very immediate future.
  • POOLSIDE
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    • 09-06-14
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    #2
    That's lame. I hope he beats it.
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    • mpaschal34
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      • 02-04-13
      • 12087

      #3
      Stage IV....yikes.

      Mortensen always was one of the smarter guys on the NFL scene. Hope he can beat the odds here.
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      • pavyracer
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        • 04-12-07
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        #4
        Did he get it from oral sex like Michael Douglas?
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        • OTL
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          • 03-08-10
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          #5
          This is terrible news. He's one of the sharper and most respected football analysts out here. Best of luck to him.
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          • POOLSIDE
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            • 09-06-14
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            #6
            Originally posted by pavyracer
            Did he get it from oral sex like Michael Douglas?
            Pretty much everything you post is either stupid or shitty. This is both. I'm sorry you feel you need negative attention from an internet forum. Daddy only touched you when he spanked you?
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            • packerd_00
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              • 05-22-13
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              #7
              Sorry to hear that.
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              • eddycash
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                • 11-06-13
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                #8
                Cure to cancer is already known
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                • pavyracer
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                  • 04-12-07
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by eddycash
                  Cure to cancer is already known
                  Vitamin B17 found in apricot seed nuts. Big pharma makes money in drug sales that slows down death process.
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                  • sweep
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                    • 10-09-10
                    • 16753

                    #10
                    This is beatable, same diagnosis as my father...been 2 years , yeah he has a trach now but once his vocal chords adapt the speech will come back. Same stage, sounds horrific until u really research.

                    Shout out to U.Penn Medicine

                    Gl mort
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                    • blackHIPPY
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                      • 10-01-14
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by POOLSIDE
                      Pretty much everything you post is either stupid or shitty. This is both. I'm sorry you feel you need negative attention from an internet forum. Daddy only touched you when he spanked you?
                      Well damn
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                      • The Kraken
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 12-25-11
                        • 28918

                        #12
                        Originally posted by sweep
                        This is beatable, same diagnosis as my father...been 2 years , yeah he has a trach now but once his vocal chords adapt the speech will come back. Same stage, sounds horrific until u really research.

                        Shout out to U.Penn Medicine

                        Gl mort
                        Hang in there, Sweep
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                        • Grits n' Gravy
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                          • 06-10-10
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by mpaschal34
                          Stage IV....yikes.

                          Mortensen always was one of the smarter guys on the NFL scene. Hope he can beat the odds here.

                          Hope he beats it.

                          Not a smart reporter when it came to deflategate. He provided a lot of information that was proven to be false once findings were released and never provided a retraction.
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                          • pavyracer
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                            • 04-12-07
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by POOLSIDE
                            Pretty much everything you post is either stupid or shitty. This is both. I'm sorry you feel you need negative attention from an internet forum. Daddy only touched you when he spanked you?
                            It's all over the internet. Michael Douglas got throat cancer by performing oral sex on his wife. Not my fault you are an uneducated hillbilly who had sex with his sister in the barn.
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                            • swordsandtequila
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                              • 02-23-12
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by pavyracer
                              It's all over the internet. Michael Douglas got throat cancer by performing oral sex on his wife. Not my fault you are an uneducated hillbilly who had sex with his sister in the barn.
                              No, but it is your fault you're making light of a sad situation. Time and place.
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                              • jjgold
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                                • 07-20-05
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                                #16
                                I don't know much about cancer but stage 4 seems really serious let's root for this guy
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                                • POOLSIDE
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by pavyracer
                                  It's all over the internet. Michael Douglas got throat cancer by performing oral sex on his wife. Not my fault you are an uneducated hillbilly who had sex with his sister in the barn.
                                  Another moronic airball. You're worthless.
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                                  • Smutbucket
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                                    • 03-14-08
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by jjgold
                                    I don't know much about cancer but stage 4 seems really serious let's root for this guy
                                    stage 4 means that it has metastasized (spread) to a distant organ. usually they distinguish the type where it originated so for him it started in the throat but he may should have other tumors in other organs which is why it is stage 4....

                                    their are many many forms of cancer and just because you know someone who "cured" their cancer by eating apricot seeds or something else doesnt mean shit for other people. even the new cutting edge stuff like opdivo which are regular infusions of immune cells only work on a % of the cancer population. their are a lot to factor into as each cancer has a different histological makeup their is not just one size glove that fits all. case in point if you search for cure for cancer on google, you will get a few billion different results all claiming to have found the cure, all claiming that big pharm is not allowing it to be released, all the info can be yours for $29.99...
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                                    • TheMoneyShot
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                                      • 02-14-07
                                      • 28672

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by pavyracer
                                      It's all over the internet. Michael Douglas got throat cancer by performing oral sex on his wife. Not my fault you are an uneducated hillbilly who had sex with his sister in the barn.
                                      Was he hitting a cig while giving her box mouth to mouth?
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                                      • jjgold
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 07-20-05
                                        • 388179

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Smutbucket
                                        stage 4 means that it has metastasized (spread) to a distant organ. usually they distinguish the type where it originated so for him it started in the throat but he may should have other tumors in other organs which is why it is stage 4....

                                        their are many many forms of cancer and just because you know someone who "cured" their cancer by eating apricot seeds or something else doesnt mean shit for other people. even the new cutting edge stuff like opdivo which are regular infusions of immune cells only work on a % of the cancer population. their are a lot to factor into as each cancer has a different histological makeup their is not just one size glove that fits all. case in point if you search for cure for cancer on google, you will get a few billion different results all claiming to have found the cure, all claiming that big pharm is not allowing it to be released, all the info can be yours for $29.99...
                                        Hopefully it has not hit vital organs...good informative write up
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