Warriors loss last night put me in the ER

[Ebe]

Not sure what it was but I had 3 hours of unreal excruciating pain and vomiting. Wasnt sure if I was having a heart attack. They did blood and urine tests and x rays and as far as they could see there is nothing wrong with me.

Very very strange as I was literally writhing in pain for 3 hours until it all finally subsided.

[Ebe]

Anyone ever had that before? A dull kind of pressure in your chest that is penetrating unbearable?

[Chi_archie]

sorry to hear

hope you stay better

[Ebe]

txs archie

that was really weird

[IBetYou]

I've had similar trouble. Stress causes problems with solar-plexus. I used to be able watch games 8 hours straight. Not anymore. My heart rate goes all over the place -especially if betting on a mug team

[Otters27]

High Stress. Hope you are healthy now

[Waterstpub87]

Ebe, got to chill man. I know NBA is a stressful time.

[The Kraken]

Sounds srs, they probably missed something

RIP Ebe

[Ardmorite]

Heartburn maybe

[Blazermaniac]

I don't bet and watch games any more. Too much pressure. High and low. Put it in and check final score 3 hours later.

[d2bets]

Norovirus? Did you go to Chipotle?

[sweethook]

hate to hear that ebe you best be careful . one lost do you like that ,hell a 3 game skid may kill you ...gl sir

[jjgold]

Ebe they will be fine and you will be fine

[opie1988]

Excruciating pain?

Come see me when you've had a kidney stone, motherfukker.

Hope you feel better, my niqqa.

[Jeffie]

pussyitus maybe?

[hawk 5]

Yes I have. 22 play 9 min drive by Mich st. Stiil aint right.

[Ebe]

Opie they checked my urine for kidney stones because they couldnt figure out what else it could be

Urine clean as a whistle pal

[opie1988]

Opie they checked my urine for kidney stones because they couldnt figure out what else it could be

Urine clean as a whistle pal

Kidney stones make a heart attack feel like a fukkin Swedish massage, mate.

I ain't even playin'...

[Ebe]

I cant imagine enduring anything worse than what I went through last night

Opie my condolences if you had to go through a kidney stone

[opie1988]

I cant imagine enduring anything worse than what I went through last night

Opie my condolences if you had to go through a kidney stone

I'm just fukkin with ya, mate.

Feel better, bruh.

[swordsandtequila]

Sounds like you need to start living right. No way a fukn' regular season NBA game should do that to anyone of relative good health.

[El Nino]

Engorged labia majoras most likely.

[The Kraken]

Engorged labia majoras most likely.

Sounds fukking delicious

I'm starving

[Al Masters]

Sounds like a case of Warrioritis....symptoms include mental anguish and physical pain associated with watching and losing when laying -550, pain should be completely gone by tomorrow.

[louielouie]

definitely dont watch the xmas game then - cavs gonna woop those soft boys

[mohye1980]

Smoke some weed. Weed cures all

[Fischnasty]

Sounds like a case of Warrioritis....symptoms include mental anguish and physical pain associated with watching and losing when laying -550, pain should be completely gone by tomorrow.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Engorged labia majoras most likely.

Hawt

[pavyracer]

Would like to hear the conversation at the ER.

Why did you come to ER?

I lost a bunch of money betting an NBA game.

Oh would you like to see a proctologist? Because your ass must definitely hurt.

[stealthyburrito]

Kidney stones make a heart attack feel like a fukkin Swedish massage, mate.

I ain't even playin'...

What a pussy

Dallas

[FlipsideRM]

What a pussy

Dallas

shots fired

[Ebe]

Guys the nurse was a cute redhead girl in glasses

I wanted her to pull the curtain and go to town on it

[The Kraken]

Ebe I used to work in the ER, it was around the times of 50 shades of grey. I could tell you stories, especially on slow nights.

Anyways, a few nurses wanted to tighten up their twats, so they purchased these little snatch tighteners. It was a metal ball with a small chain hanging on it, and a metal ball on the other end of the chain. They would push one end up their oysters and let the chain and other ball hang freely, and it was a form of kegel exercises I guess, because they had to keep their snatch shut tight so the contraption didn't fall out.

One night we were working on some old man that had died at home, long story short, one of the nurses is doing CPR and what would come rolling out of her pant leg, thats right, that damn snatch snugger. There it was just laying on the floor. She didn't even notice. I just kicked it aside and never heard anything about it again.

[opie1988]

What a pussy

Dallas

Hey Jew beaked Mexican....the only thing I can think of worse than the Cowboys right now...is being a team they lost too!!

Redskins have the dubious honor of losing to Matt Cassell

Redskins

Anorexic Mexicans with noses the size of Toucan Sam

[briedward]

I'm guessing esophageal spasm was the cause for pain