Cheating live Poker using invisible ink and contact lenses?

**b1slickguy** · 12-07-15, 10:38 PM

So who was the first to try this with SBR poker?

**biggie12** · 12-07-15, 11:43 PM

Originally posted by charcoalbbq

Read my above post. The 3 italians made a lot across live poker cheating with contacts but they got caught soon after they moved to black jack and other table games against the house. all casino games except live poker are -ev and you cannot win in the long run. If you win consistently big amounts for more than a few hours or back to back days, all eyes would be on you because you cannot beat casino games in the long run playing fair simply because of the odds.

biggie, i am going to guess you are the type of bettor who says that vig dont matter as long as you win the bet.

Charcoal I'm the kind of bettor that is not allowed to enter casino Rama. I'm the kind of bettor that is barred from bj at fallsview. I'm the kind of bettor that sits at the baccarat table hands his players card in and the supervisor quickly makes a call upstairs to get approval to play at such game

**yisman** · 12-08-15, 12:18 AM

Originally posted by SharpAngles

Replace "grandpas" with "20-30 something ESPN viewers who think they're the next Phil Ivey", preferably drinking, and you're on the right track

In AC there weren't any grandpas

did see a 20-something year old wearing headphones who probably thought he was the next Phil Ivey

**Auto Donk** · 12-08-15, 12:40 PM

Originally posted by biggie12

Charcoal I'm the kind of bettor that is not allowed to enter casino Rama. I'm the kind of bettor that is barred from bj at fallsview. I'm the kind of bettor that sits at the baccarat table hands his players card in and the supervisor quickly makes a call upstairs to get approval to play at such game

this sounds serious......

I need to do a fly-by the next time a Casino foolishly decides they've had a profitable enough month to actually let you play in their establishment (such that they can sustain the hit your about to lay down on them), and do my patented "drunk guy" move, where I come out of nowhere with full drinks in each hand, crash into your black jack or baccarat table, take you and your huge piles of yellow and gray chips out, scattering them about, only to suddenly come out of my drunkenness, scoop up as much of the bountiful booty as I can in the span of a few nanoseconds, and then race to the exits with my mac drawn and motorcycle key in hand..........

**biggie12** · 12-08-15, 03:29 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

this sounds serious......

I need to do a fly-by the next time a Casino foolishly decides they've had a profitable enough month to actually let you play in their establishment (such that they can sustain the hit your about to lay down on them), and do my patented "drunk guy" move, where I come out of nowhere with full drinks in each hand, crash into your black jack or baccarat table, take you and your huge piles of yellow and gray chips out, scattering them about, only to suddenly come out of my drunkenness, scoop up as much of the bountiful booty as I can in the span of a few nanoseconds, and then race to the exits with my mac drawn and motorcycle key in hand..........

Im guessing you didn't fully understand my post?

**Auto Donk** · 12-08-15, 05:07 PM

Originally posted by biggie12

Im guessing you didn't fully understand my post?

the gist i got from it was you win big such that they've said you're now persona non grata; was it that they've caught you cheating, irrespective of whether you won or lost, and are now persona non grata???

i thought it was a "i'm such a bigshot/bigtime winner" they now don't want my business, or at least have to notify the higher ups that you, like elvis, are in the building, so they can scrutinize your every bigtime move.....

**charcoalbbq** · 12-09-15, 04:53 PM

if they catch you cheating they hand you over to the police. i still haven't heard back from fallsview casino customer service regarding my query.

**Auto Donk** · 12-09-15, 11:19 PM

fuk, I still guess that's better than having some coked up joe pesci or robert di niro type haul you into a back room and bust your fukkin' knee caps......

**charcoalbbq** · 12-10-15, 02:47 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

fuk, I still guess that's better than having some coked up joe pesci or robert di niro type haul you into a back room and bust your fukkin' knee caps......

thats probably what will happen if you get caught cheating in those underground pokers in the city.

**Jayvegas420** · 12-10-15, 08:27 AM

Originally posted by biggie12

if they were smart they would be marking blackjack cards wasting their time at poker. Im not going to state the obvious reasons.

You're not allowed to touch BJ cards at Fallsview

**Jayvegas420** · 12-10-15, 08:35 AM

Edit...

Who fukkin cares.

**Auto Donk** · 12-10-15, 11:04 AM

Originally posted by charcoalbbq

thats probably what will happen if you get caught cheating in those underground pokers in the city.

nah..... I've got so much dirt on the game runners/owners of the rooms I play at I could collect about a cool mil from crimestoppers if I wound up hurt as a result of my activities there.......

most game runners have sideline jobs as drug dealers, pimps, organized crime affiliation, etc......

I could shut down half of houston's underground poker world if I wanted to.....

**sinmiedo** · 12-14-15, 12:08 AM

Originally posted by charcoalbbq

I was playing Poker underground for fun after a night out and this drunk high roller was bragging how he cheats the 5/10 game in fallsview casino (niagara falls, ontario) using some contact lenses and some invisible ink under his nails. He said he simply marks the aces and queens. Some other player didn't believe him and told him that they would catch him when he wins a lot with unbelievable calls/folds and he said that he loses some winning hands on purpose just to make look everything is ok. He said that he goes there few days just to lose a buy in or two and go home then he would play 1 or 2 big cashout day to make the lossess and more. He said he has done in casinos in vegas and around canada. Half way through the conversation he realized he is penetrating it up drunk and played it out as a joke but i think he actually cheats because this guy is has money and has no work. He is too stupid to make a living from playing legit poker.

I am not a big poker player but i do go to fallsview once in a while when i am in the area and i never cashed out in my maybe 15 trips. I am a decent player but not great but now i am starting to think if i am playing among other cheaters too. How do casinos deal with these type of cheating?

i usually play at Rama, cashing out in an average of 6 to 1.
casinos have camaras detectors with filters, and i do not think that someone can pull that out without a few broken bones.
if you want, we can play some games at rama but not more than 1 2 or 2 5 due to bank roll restrictions, many times you can easily find me as i use an SBR shirt for good luck

good luck and keep in touch