Dick Stockton Has Got To Go!

[icandothis]

Guy made some comical errors in the Atlanta/Tampa Bay game.
At least five times he got the down and distance wrong.
He constantly said Atlanta when he meant TB and vice versa.
The best, er, worst was when on a 2nd and 21, Atlanta completed a screen pass for about 9 yards getting them almost back to the original line of scrimmage. He says that'll make third and 1---it was actually third and 11.
Dude is either drinking in the booth or father time has gotten to his brain......
Do they have mandatory retirement for play-by-play guys?
They should.

[Mr KLC]

Loved him during a much better time when he was younger. Starting at 2:50 of the video.

[jjgold]

He's a legend so he'll leave on his own terms

[pavyracer]

He sounds like my grandpa after two glasses of wine.

[TheMoneyShot]

Add Gus Johnson, Chris Fowler, and Beth Mowins to the list.

It's sad that every week I'm looking for the game their calling... so I won't wager on it.

[seaborneq]

Guy made some comical errors in the Atlanta/Tampa Bay game.
At least five times he got the down and distance wrong.
He constantly said Atlanta when he meant TB and vice versa.
The best, er, worst was when on a 2nd and 21, Atlanta completed a screen pass for about 9 yards getting them almost back to the original line of scrimmage. He says that'll make third and 1---it was actually third and 11.
Dude is either drinking in the booth or father time has gotten to his brain......
Do they have mandatory retirement for play-by-play guys?
They should.

I thought it sounded like him calling the game, but then I said to myself........No way, Dick Stockton has to be dead by now after all he called all of the best playoff games on CBS in the early 80's.

[seaborneq]

Guy made some comical errors in the Atlanta/Tampa Bay game.
At least five times he got the down and distance wrong.
He constantly said Atlanta when he meant TB and vice versa.
The best, er, worst was when on a 2nd and 21, Atlanta completed a screen pass for about 9 yards getting them almost back to the original line of scrimmage. He says that'll make third and 1---it was actually third and 11.
Dude is either drinking in the booth or father time has gotten to his brain......
Do they have mandatory retirement for play-by-play guys?
They should.

Pat Summerall went at it too long too. Didn't know which teams were playing by the end

[existential]

Guy made some comical errors in the Atlanta/Tampa Bay game.
At least five times he got the down and distance wrong.
He constantly said Atlanta when he meant TB and vice versa.
The best, er, worst was when on a 2nd and 21, Atlanta completed a screen pass for about 9 yards getting them almost back to the original line of scrimmage. He says that'll make third and 1---it was actually third and 11.
Dude is either drinking in the booth or father time has gotten to his brain......
Do they have mandatory retirement for play-by-play guys?
They should.

STFU you imbecile. how old are you anyway?

Stockton is a legend, asshole.

[beerman2619]

Stockton is a legend he can stay on the air as long as he wants.

[MoneyLineDawg]

On that Winston run today:

"He has no receivers downfield [he did.] And loose ball [no, he still had it] — loose ball! [nope, still has it] — and it’s recovered by the Falcons [is “the Falcons” one of Winston’s nicknames?]! No, no, it’s picked up after the loss [remember, Winston never let go of the ball] by Winston himself [to be fair, Winston did have the ball at this point]! Falcons had it [metaphorically?] and Winston picks it up [if by picks it up, he means “continues to hold onto it” and if by “loose ball” he meant “comfortable cradled in the arms of a stellar rookie quarterback, then Dick Stockton nailed it.]


So, other than that, Stockton had it nailed.

[Seattle Slew]

He's been terrible on the NFL for years, can still do baseball well. These guys don't want to quit.

The Winston call was comical.

[Art Vandelay]

On that Winston run today:

"He has no receivers downfield [he did.] And loose ball [no, he still had it] — loose ball! [nope, still has it] — and it’s recovered by the Falcons [is “the Falcons” one of Winston’s nicknames?]! No, no, it’s picked up after the loss [remember, Winston never let go of the ball] by Winston himself [to be fair, Winston did have the ball at this point]! Falcons had it [metaphorically?] and Winston picks it up [if by picks it up, he means “continues to hold onto it” and if by “loose ball” he meant “comfortable cradled in the arms of a stellar rookie quarterback, then Dick Stockton nailed it.]


So, other than that, Stockton had it nailed.

Still laughing about that one! Not sure how he thought that #1, there was a fumble and #2, how he saw Atlanta recover it! Time to be put out to pasture and spend his final days thinking about his ex, Leslie Visser, the plastic surgery queen!

[jjgold]

nobody on here is qualified to be a critic

Most of you cannot even speak English including me

[E-Clipse10]

I'm a Bucs fan and have had to endure this 3 games in a row. He called Charles Sims Charles Smith at least 5 times, including on a play where he called him Sims twice and Smith twice in a span of 14 seconds

[icandothis]

STFU you imbecile. how old are you anyway?

Stockton is a legend, asshole.

Take it easy big fella.
sorry I disrespected your Dick.
valium might help.

[Str8Mush4Life]

Dick Stockton is for sure a legend.

Dick Stockton is for sure LEGENDARY awful right now and should be forced from the booth.

In all fairness regarding that one play, even the Bucs radio play-by-play guys thought he initially fumbled the ball......

[Renegades]

Nobody is worse than Verne Lundquist and Mack Brown

[Renegades]

I shut the volume off every sat for the cbs game when its Vern and co

[Renegades]

And its usually Alabama playing which is even worse because you hear 3 hrs of them creaming over Alabama and Nick Saban

[VeggieDog]

Another reason to watch the Red Zone Channel.

[Statman]

He's okay - As long as its not Kevin Harland, he can really get one "cranked" watching basketball.

[nyplayer33]

Time to hang it up..next in vern lumquist..hiw bout hand it over to younger guy...he's a billionare..legend us fine but dies that mean he can be incomopetent