Joe Ryan uses his penis to win wrestling match

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[daneblazer]

ol Small b wussywaves kept telling me he was going to use his "special move" on me during our SBR-sanctioned three-round match at the next Bash....

well, the cat is out of the bag, and I now know what the fuk he was talkin' about..... I'll guess I'll have to defend it the same way joey did

this made me laugh

[iceman02]

Whats that move called???

Was impressed til i saw this

https://youtu.be/Ru_bqDKePp8

[Slanina]

Was impressed til i saw this
https://youtu.be/Ru_bqDKePp8

Nobody wants to see your personal porn collection.

[jtoler]

Can it get any gayer, who agrees to grab guy like that without both being fruit baskets.

[daneblazer]

That guy probably gets more Japanese ass over there than you can shake a stick at. Big buff American and he has a magical penis angle to boot? Are you kidding me?

btw 4000 views wtf

[daneblazer]

[Chi_archie]

I can't even begin to articulate how HARD I am right now

[slayer14]

BOOBPLEX

[Shute]

😂where do you find these things?

[Chi_archie]

BOOBPLEX

genius

I mean its a cut throat world

and many a professional wresslin steroid abusing man has found himself questioning...

"just HOW, oh HOW will I find any edge or advantage vs these up and coming women wrasslers"


well this guy found the answer

its both a blessing to women (and their children) and a curse

the boobs!!!!


someday they might see it coming

but until then...


grab em by da boobies and throw em over ya head!!!!

[Chi_archie]

oh wait....

oh no!!!!!!

[Dirty Sanchez]

😂where do you find these things?

Oh no...who let you out of your cage?

[dlowilly]

You have to understand the Japanese and other Asians believe in some weird martial arts stuff like being able to change their skin through thought to withstand cutting or stabbing, and the ability to control flows of energy through their body and transfer it by touch, whether it be negative or positive.

I'm not sure how widespread it is but I've known some Asians that believe Jesus spent his young adulthood in the far east learning these techniques and then went back home to heal the sick and stuff. They even say there are written records of him being there.

[Chi_archie]

Dlow

you don't need to go study with the chinks to have that D power

4-5 night a week.... (ok 3-4 now a days.... )I changed my wife's life in the bed before sleep

before she gets out of bed, I shape the her entire morning

all with the power of my ding dong

I can't teach y'all what to do at night, but to understand the power the wang has in the AM..

you just have to not lift the seat when you have your morning piss, and do a little hip roll/stretch while you do it

[Sanity Check]

GOAT wrestling in this thread!!

This is what happens when karate guys try to do moves like the boobplex/ballsplex:

And this is what happens when kung fu monks attempt it:

[stevek173]

oh wait....

oh no!!!!!!

That is so hot.

[daneblazer]

Shes hot

[TheMoneyShot]

I wonder how many orgies occur after one of these amature events? Sign me up

[RudyRuetigger]

Who cares?

Zboiz has been penis slapping his bookie for 20 years

[stevek173]

Shes hot

She can ballsplex me anytime, anywhere.

[slayer14]

She must be wild and dirty in the bedroom lol

[stevek173]

agreed

[KVB]

So the wrestler who does the boobplex and, and, uh, and...wait, did the khak move have a name?

Anyway, this guy's wrestling name is Joey Ryan?

It's like he only had so much creativity and had to choose between an intimidating stage name or a couple of moves.

Flair loves the moves, but McMahon can't figure out how such a genius could only come up with "Joey Ryan" as a wrestling name.

[daneblazer]

He should call that the "total dikk move"

[daneblazer]

Vag-plex!

[stevek173]

anoyone know how to get sperm off a keyboard?

[KVB]

Vag-plex!