And that's how every soccer game should be commentated

[Russian Rocket]

[ACoochy]

Guy is classic

Has his own yt channel and become a minor celebrity in the non pc crowd over here...

[jjgold]

not bad Sasha

I rarely watch soccer..not an American game

[whareouttogetme]

"It's like that hot bitch on the train who makes occasional eye contact... I don't know who the fuk you are, but I love you" lmao

[swordsandtequila]

[ACoochy]

"This man he could gang bang a group of homeless africans without a dinger on and you know what? His body would still keep the AIDS out"

[Auto Donk]

Proud to say he's a graduate of "DonkLand's School of Sports Broadcasting"

[Booya711]

"It's raining bombs like the Middle East but people actually give a fukk here!"

[turtlejc]

Awesome

[manny24]

Ronaldo's not happy feels he should have been passed the ball, even though he's been subbed off

[eidolon]

I'm always amazed at how good Messi is. It's like he drew up the plans of a movie weeks ago, and everyone is doing exactly what he wants them to do when he is dribbling. He makes it look more fake than guys trying actually trying throw the game. Just brilliant

[trobin31]

"Just like child prostitution, a goal like that has no place in society today...

"...he just licked his wrist, and, I'll tell ya what....it must taste like shit cause he's got it placed firmly up their arse.."

[smitch124]

"Just like child prostitution, a goal like that has no place in society today...

That goal was ridiculous.

[manny24]

Messi is Krejci good

[Russian Rocket]

"this little c u n t, is responsible for 80% of excitement in this shit hole"

[trobin31]

For me Marodona still the best I've seen, then Messi, then Zidane. Being from Napoli I have some bias.

[KVB]

[jjgold]

[smitch124]

Need the Aussie Commentater to narrate this video.

[unde0087]

wow

[frugalgambler]

Pretty crass jokes, must be why the boneheaded soccer fans love them.

[SBRMAN23]

Lmfaoo he fucs all three wow that was great Rocket

[Booya711]

Pretty crass jokes, must be why the boneheaded soccer fans love them.

Was wondering when the first PC vagina would comment...well done

[frugalgambler]

You made me smile, nobody have ever called me PC before. The jokes are simply not funny, one step closer to Idiocracy.

[ACoochy]

You made me smile, nobody have ever called me PC before. The jokes are simply not funny, one step closer to Idiocracy.

I bet you be church going folk too?

[ACoochy]

This guy used to play for the wallabies and loves the tradie talk

Sweating like a gypsy with a mortgage

More focussed on treading softly and carrying a big stick...

[KVB]

[Russian Rocket]

This guy used to play for the wallabies and loves the tradie talk

Sweating like a gypsy with a mortgage

More focussed on treading softly and carrying a big stick...

[KVB]

My favorite from that coach: "It's kind of like when your mother-in-law drives your new Cadillac off of a cliff: you get mixed emotions."

[GR33D]

we sure now how to do interviews

[ACoochy]

Never let the truth get in the way of a good yarn...

RIP chopper...

[ChuckyTheGoat]

Best call:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4F6YsAL6mE