Guys I am 0-9 in Football games this Thanksgiving weekend.

[Otters27]

Lost: Eagles, Cowboys, Packers, Navy, Toledo, Nebraska, Baylor, Michigan, Clemson

Here are my plays for the rest of the day:


Auburn +14.5, Stanford -3.5, Colorado +17.5, UCONN +11.5, Oklahoma State +7.5, Penn State +9.5

GL

[teaserpleaser]

Take the USC/ucla over and Bama ML parlay that with Stanford ML.

[FlipsideRM]

otters hang it up

[Booya711]

Damn otters...tough to do but GL in the rest.

I am on Stanford as my only college football play

[Otters27]

Won a few basketball games and soccer games to keep me alive but all my bigger bets are the Football games

[Otters27]

Take the USC/ucla over and Bama ML parlay that with Stanford ML.

Wish I could but my mom has the 5dimes password and she is at Walmart.

[teaserpleaser]

Wish I could but my mom has the 5Dimes password and she is at Walmart.

They're cash I'd be shocked if that under didn't hit Rosen should shred that USC defense and USC has a bunch of skill on offense should be the Hollywood bank robbery shootout back in the day or the movie "Heat"....Bama will win Stanford I'm not so sure about but they should win.

[FlipsideRM]

Wish I could but my mom has the 5dimes password and she is at Walmart.

Can't tell if serious or not

[Otters27]

Can't tell if serious or not

Dead serious. She has all my passwords so I don't go all in anymore.

[daneblazer]

Otters one of my favorite posters. Chin up guy. I aced it Tuesday & Thursday but took it on the chin yesterday. It's a swingy game, just bet within your means

[Booya711]

Wish I could but my mom has the 5dimes password and she is at Walmart.

POST OF THE FUKKING YEAR I am dying here

[jjgold]

Otter why do you gamble?

[Booya711]

Dead serious. She has all my passwords so I don't go all in anymore.

at least she lets you keep your SBR password....I am giving you a 50 spot...make a point bet Otters!

[Otters27]

Otter why do you gamble?

It used to be to try to make money but now I am so far in the hole that I know I won't get it back. That is why my mom took the password. Now I am only allowed to make -110 bets or dog ML's.

[FlipsideRM]

It used to be to try to make money but now I am so far in the hole that I know I won't get it back. That is why my mom took the password. Now I am only allowed to make -110 bets or dog ML's.

Otter how old are you pal?

[daneblazer]

It used to be to try to make money but now I am so far in the hole that I know I won't get it back. That is why my mom took the password. Now I am only allowed to make -110 bets or dog ML's.

Does your mom know how to bet?

[Ghenghis Kahn]

otter wtf? thought you took washington -7.5 yesterday?

[Otters27]

at least she lets you keep your SBR password....I am giving you a 50 spot...make a point bet Otters!

Cool Thanks man. I will try that parlay that Teaser was talking about.

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

This is a good thread.

[Otters27]

otter wtf? thought you took washington -7.5 yesterday?

nope. I wanted to but couldn't get it in in time because I my password issue. I knew they were going to win because of that.

[Otters27]

Does your mom know how to bet?

Ya she introduced me to gambling.

[pimike]

ouch

[teaserpleaser]

They're cash I'd be shocked if that under didn't hit Rosen should shred that USC defense and USC has a bunch of skill on offense should be the Hollywood bank robbery shootout back in the day or the movie "Heat"....Bama will win Stanford I'm not so sure about but they should win.

Sorry for the I thought you were joking.

[teaserpleaser]

Ya she introduced me to gambling.

That's fukked up ...are you serious?

[Otters27]

Otter how old are you pal?

Not that old.

[Booya711]

Wish I could but my mom has the 5dimes password and she is at Walmart.

Dead serious. She has all my passwords so I don't go all in anymore.

nope. I wanted to but couldn't get it in in time because I my password issue. I knew they were going to win because of that.

Ya she introduced me to gambling.

/thread...Otters is straight up real

[FlipsideRM]

otters does not give a fuk

[Da Manster!]

otters,
get back on the right foot and get back in the black...Ohio ST already hit for me...take ND(+3.5), ASU (+3.5), and UCLA (+3)....thank me later!......PS..or tell your mom to unlock your account right now and give you the password...show her this post and say it's from one of SBR's finest...DA Manster!...

[daneblazer]

Ya she introduced me to gambling.

My mom teaches algebra & calculus, so I was force fed math all my life. Didn't really like it though, I had to be good at it. I've gone over poker hands and other odds with her numerous times back when I played a lot. She doesn't care because she knows my risk of ruin is 0. I've tried to get her to play poker or blackjack but she won't put time into it. Just plays gin rummy or something locally. Still teaches.

Here am I thinking I was alone in the world

[Ghenghis Kahn]

nope. I wanted to but couldn't get it in in time because I my password issue. I knew they were going to win because of that.

[Otters27]

Sorry for the I thought you were joking.

It's cool man. Only thing to do now is laugh it off. Here is what I took for the points. Risk 54 to win 67.5

WagerType:3 team teaser
Date:	Team:
Nov 28	CFB [197] ALABAMA -7½-110 (B+7)
Nov 28	CFB [218] STANFORD +4-120 (B+7)
Nov 28	CFB [226] TOTAL u68-110 (B+7) (UCLA vrs USC)

[daneblazer]

Let's cash this otters

[Otters27]

My mom teaches algebra & calculus, so I was force fed math all my life. Didn't really like it though, I had to be good at it. I've gone over poker hands and other odds with her numerous times back when I played a lot. She doesn't care because she knows my risk of ruin is 0. I've tried to get her to play poker or blackjack but she won't put time into it. Just plays gin rummy or something locally. Still teaches.

Here am I thinking I was alone in the world

Makes sense. Bad thing for me was that I won a ton of money playing poker and betting sports and even playing blackjack right when I started first gambling. So I am conditioned to think I can win like that again.

[jjgold]

Otter step away from the game

[Ghenghis Kahn]

look at the bright side. at least your mom's teaching you bankroll management. not many on sbr would have any funds left going 0-9.