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  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #36
    Originally posted by daneblazer
    done promoting this place,

    last post from me youll see this year

    i need the break
    well, it might help if your weren't "promoting" such a f'n rigged shithole of a poker site..... no fun getting sucked out on repeatedly, taking f'n more bad beats in two hours than you take in a whole fukkin' year playing live poker, and knowing the shit is coming to fuk you on every street......

    aye, shithole be rigged...........
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    • jjgold
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 07-20-05
      • 388179

      #37
      Originally posted by daneblazer
      fukk off im not happy


      chief
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      • BiTeMe UsAdOj
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 08-18-11
        • 7537

        #38
        daner, you're just L-Tryptophan deprived is all

        That's what happens when you lose your way and start eating fukkin crab for Thanksgiving

        Shit ain't right, goes against the natural order of things (i.e., all things AMERICAN); your body instinctively knows that and wants to shut down. Stress and drunkenness soon follow... bad scene all around.

        You're probably some 80's kid, too: no doubt had a poster of Bo Jackson on their wall instead of Bo Derek. Tried to warn ya in tatddy's thread bout the kind of mental instability this could cause down the road for you guys that did that.

        FUKK TAKING A BREAK!... that's for candy asses (think Beerdog, er, Miller).
        I want you 1) posting minimum 5 times later on today and 2) eating minimum 3 pounds of turkey meat to regain your mental functioning.

        Do THAT and you'll be OK; anything less, you'll probably find yourself doing stupid shit like betting the Cowgirls and drunk dialing tt.
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        • Auto Donk
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 09-03-13
          • 43558

          #39
          Let me sum up biter's response above in one word....

          Biter is very familiar with the word, and uses it often during sbr ring games...... Most everyone who's ever played some poker with him in a ring game has heard it directed at them.....

          Biter uses it right after he felts your ass, usually for the second time, as the first time u did it without his prompting:




          RELOAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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          • daneblazer
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 09-14-08
            • 27861

            #40
            2nd shift blazer
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            • ShogunRua
              SBR MVP
              • 12-23-09
              • 4668

              #41
              Good stuff posted in this thread...which parts of it are 'good' is definitely up for debate...but nonetheless, good stuff posted here.
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              • USCPHILLYGUY
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 12-15-12
                • 21746

                #42
                I had a great time playing last night

                Happy Thanksgiving all
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                • daneblazer
                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                  • 09-14-08
                  • 27861

                  #43
                  Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj
                  daner, you're just L-Tryptophan deprived is all

                  That's what happens when you lose your way and start eating fukkin crab for Thanksgiving

                  Shit ain't right, goes against the natural order of things (i.e., all things AMERICAN); your body instinctively knows that and wants to shut down. Stress and drunkenness soon follow... bad scene all around.

                  You're probably some 80's kid, too: no doubt had a poster of Bo Jackson on their wall instead of Bo Derek. Tried to warn ya in tatddy's thread bout the kind of mental instability this could cause down the road for you guys that did that.

                  FUKK TAKING A BREAK!... that's for candy asses (think Beerdog, er, Miller).
                  I want you 1) posting minimum 5 times later on today and 2) eating minimum 3 pounds of turkey meat to regain your mental functioning.

                  Do THAT and you'll be OK; anything less, you'll probably find yourself doing stupid shit like betting the Cowgirls and drunk dialing tt.
                  Drunken blazer Is not a happy one these days

                  ...no crab for thanksgiving, but prob going to the seafood market tomorrow. stone crab in season
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                  • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 08-18-11
                    • 7537

                    #44
                    All good men posting in this thread.

                    And then there's jj -- who's kinda a gender tweener -- but being sideloaded insists he gets rave reviews on most truck-stop-bathroom-stall-walls, I guess we can be generous this holiday and just say he's 'good' at what he does, too.

                    I sent the following .gif to Ivy, Megan and Natty via PM for completely different reasons with an accompanying video montage of this fine actress ( http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001913/ )...

                    BUT ... I offer it here for completely culinary reasons ONLY (sorry, jj), so as to wish my fine SBR brethren a safe, happy & joyous Thanksgiving with all their family & friends... and to hopefully get daner to load up on L-Tryptophan so he no longer loses it and starts posting like 4th shift sinmiedo.


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                    • yisman
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 09-01-08
                      • 75682

                      #45
                      ahaha, I was wondering where sideloaded was hanging out these days
                      [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
                      [/quote]

                      [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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                      • ChuckyTheGoat
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 04-04-11
                        • 37600

                        #46
                        Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj
                        All good men posting in this thread.

                        And then there's jj -- who's kinda a gender tweener -- but being sideloaded insists he gets rave reviews on most truck-stop-bathroom-stall-walls, I guess we can be generous this holiday and just say he's 'good' at what he does, too.

                        I sent the following .gif to Ivy, Megan and Natty via PM for completely different reasons with an accompanying video montage of this fine actress ( http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001913/ )...

                        BUT ... I offer it here for completely culinary reasons ONLY (sorry, jj), so as to wish my fine SBR brethren a safe, happy & joyous Thanksgiving with all their family & friends... and to hopefully get daner to load up on L-Tryptophan so he no longer loses it and starts posting like 4th shift sinmiedo.



                        Bite, what is Thx-giving like for Peter North?
                        Where's the fuckin power box, Carol?
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                        • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 08-18-11
                          • 7537

                          #47
                          Originally posted by ChuckyTheGoat
                          Bite, what is Thx-giving like for Peter North?
                          C... considering ol' Petey started off as "Matt Ramsey" in gay porn (for real), he's untrustworthy to be around so I really wouldn't know.

                          I imagine he'd serve lots of vegetables with special cream sauce, tho.

                          Perhaps PM antibet or RogueScholar???
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                          • Auto Donk
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 09-03-13
                            • 43558

                            #48
                            paid off that 300 here, biter, with 20 percent interest....thx again
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                            • sweethook
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 11-21-07
                              • 12667

                              #49
                              Originally posted by jjgold
                              nobody interested chief

                              too boring

                              hey cuz do you ever look at pussy online???
                              h u h ...?
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