NFL Lines Makers Can Kiss My White Ass, Cleveland Easy

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Maybe if the Prickster started mixing things up a bit and started varying his routine he'd fare better?

1) Draw his picks outta his fleshlight instead of his moonshine jug?

2) Read a sports article and figure out the difference 'tween Johnny Manziel & Johnny Depp?

3) Bone a different sis or cousin.

Things like that......

Oh MY. Good ones.

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Oh MY. Good ones.

Seems my lil list put the Prickster on major TILT.

Came into poker last night flappin his hillbilly dentures about how big & bad he was... then I promptly relieved him of all his chips on the 5/10 table... yet again. I asked him to please RELOAD, but he ran away with his tail tween his legs faster then Mackenzie Phillips use to run away from her father John.

Figured if I could keep him playing, I could probably score that Segway in the SBR store this Christmas (The Giant said "maybe two"... The Giant's SHARP.)

Anyway, he didn't have any balls @ the poker table, but least he answered my prior post via PM:

1) Draw his picks outta his fleshlight instead of his moonshine jug?

answer: i tried hoss but the days old splooge in there made the teams name on the paper impossible to read from the soakin

2) Read a sports article and figure out the difference 'tween Johnny Manziel & Johnny Depp?

answer: one plays make believe at his job pretending hes real and the other makes hollywood movies

3) Bone a different sis or cousin.

answer: irene is all i gots hoss only 1 sis gotta work with what ya got and dance with who brung ya