Need emeregncy suggestions: Flat broke in vegas

ToPHeR · 10-12-15, 10:45 PM

Sell yourself on the strip

Jowframs · 10-12-15, 10:46 PM

Give Plasma

Ghenghis Kahn · 10-12-15, 10:46 PM

kidcudi92 · 10-12-15, 10:46 PM

Gloryhole

kmarinouofm · 10-12-15, 10:48 PM

or you can just stop pretending you are in vegas.. that would be cheaper.. just tell us some shark sent you $500 so you could get home and we can all get on with our lives..

seaborneq · 10-12-15, 10:50 PM

Shake what your mama gave you. Should be able to get a buffet and cardboard box

jjgold · 10-12-15, 10:50 PM

Karamoux your a fukkin tool

Put your money where you mouth is and I will prove it

ChuckyTheGoat · 10-12-15, 10:52 PM

Make a video. How much $$ u need?

Jayvegas420 · 10-12-15, 10:57 PM

CanuckG · 10-12-15, 10:59 PM

Originally posted by kmarinouofm

or you can just stop pretending you are in vegas.. that would be cheaper.. just tell us some shark sent you $500 so you could get home and we can all get on with our lives..

Pretty obvious he is in Vegas. Only thing not true is him being all in on SD

jjgold · 10-12-15, 10:59 PM

men good stuff

might go back to NJ

Starring at suitcase

GunShard · 10-12-15, 10:59 PM

Originally posted by Jayvegas420

b1slickguy · 10-12-15, 11:01 PM

JJ, sell your money counter for a few bucks...no need for it now.
Good luck.

Ra77er · 10-12-15, 11:01 PM

Do you really need money? That was just a gambling bankroll I hope?

TheSchafe · 10-12-15, 11:03 PM

Get 5000 from a loan shark and win a pressure 2 team parlay for 13000 or so then pay the guy right back after it hits. Problem solved

DrunkHorseplayer · 10-12-15, 11:08 PM

Put on a costume and hit Fremont Street.

TheSchafe · 10-12-15, 11:10 PM

That or track down your old boss Billy Walters and see if he can bail you out. You used to run for him if I remember correctly???

jjgold · 10-12-15, 11:12 PM

Originally posted by TheSchafe

That or track down your old boss Billy Walters and see if he can bail you out. You used to run for him if I remember correctly???

yes

could be a runner for $75 a day

new era · 10-12-15, 11:18 PM

And asking SBR is the first thing that comes to your mind after losing an "all in bet" for the nth time.

TheSchafe · 10-12-15, 11:20 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

yes

could be a runner for $75 a day

Nah more than that JJ. Fake it till you make it. Meet with Billy and sell him about how great you are and how valuable of an asset you'd be. I was just talking about a loan from him though. Hell the guy is a triple sharp he could spare 20 dimes for an old pal

GP · 10-12-15, 11:25 PM

use your phone skills &
Get a job at VIP SPORTS
4004 Shiff Drive
LV, NV 89103-1853

mpaschal34 · 10-12-15, 11:31 PM

can we get some videos from the homeless shelter? could be some entertaining stuff.

jjgold · 10-12-15, 11:38 PM

called my boss at greengrove

He will give me extra hours

also only paying $200 a month rent ..renting one room so not that bad

slimyasir · 10-12-15, 11:40 PM

good advices lol

DwightShrute · 10-12-15, 11:44 PM

Hang in there JJ

Life is all about how you handle adversity.

and stop gambling. you suck at it!

El Nino · 10-12-15, 11:49 PM

Dress up like Spiderman by day, glory holes by night. Common, guy...don't be a fukkin'

ItsMeMrMattE · 10-12-15, 11:54 PM

Originally posted by El Nino

Dress up like Spiderman by day, glory holes by night. Common, guy...don't be a fukkin'

even better yet keep the spiderman costume on and give upside down bj's via glory hole by night. gotta find a niche.

jjgold · 10-12-15, 11:56 PM

I'm already looking at tomorrow's card which is very late in means of number of games and then means of my betting volume which will be $10 a game

TheSchafe · 10-12-15, 11:59 PM

No loanshark outs jj???

Auto Donk · 10-12-15, 11:59 PM

Originally posted by Jayvegas420

too bad i didn't wander down there the night I got busted out on the bubble of a $1,500 buyin WSOP bracelet event when some fahg busted my kk with qq when he spiked a queen on the turn.....

that dude would not have gotten up

Auto Donk · 10-13-15, 12:01 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

I'm already looking at tomorrow's card which is very late in means of number of games and then means of my betting volume which will be $10 a game

apparently he followed the gloryhole and plasma advice, as he went from "flat broke" to fifty bucks to bet on five games tomorrow

clearly, he didn't go get kicked in the balls for twenty bucks, as you have to actually have balls for that little ditty

Albert Pujols · 10-13-15, 12:01 AM

JJ you came back from a 29 dime loss on OU vs USC in 2005, and the game was over in the 1st quarter. Grind $10 like then. You'll be fine.

Jayvegas420 · 10-13-15, 12:06 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

too bad i didn't wander down there the night I got busted out on the bubble of a $1,500 buyin WSOP bracelet event when some fahg busted my kk with qq when he spiked a queen on the turn.....

that dude would not have gotten up

Couldn't find anyone to kick in the balls outside the Rio?

Auto Donk · 10-13-15, 12:09 AM

Originally posted by Jayvegas420

Couldn't find anyone to kick in the balls outside the Rio?

not one that wouldn't call the cops on me......

i waited around for the guy who felted me and tried to kick him in the nuts....my foot got stuck in that pussy's vagina..... damn near broke my ankle extracting it....

cowboy boots go in easy, hard to get back out