SBR Poker Players Champion Stats 10/09

[Jayvegas420]

Jay, please tell me again why I would care what "you think."

Ok Bob, I will but.....1st you have to promise that you won't cry or leave the site for another week.

Deal?

[bobbywaves]

Ok Bob, I will but.....1st you have to promise that you won't cry or leave the site for another week.

Only broke dikks like yourself cry over this site.

You know I have 4 pending challenges & not going anywhere. I wouldn't let intelligent investors down like Mr.Gummo & myself, who bet on Waves: Sure. You're on Donk for 1,000 to win 1240,...

[Triple_D_Bet]

I wonder the same about you, when you were beaten soundly every prior year & when we actually had a wager last year. I realize your lucky results this year are frustrating to you. Since you lacked the confidence to wager, due to our results from prior years.

There's your problem in a nutshell bobbo, exemplified by your quote: you stop reading when you get to the part of reality that contradicts what you like to tell yourself. It's like you believe if you just say these things often enough and ignore everything else, it'll somehow all come true

Only broke dikks like yourself cry over this site.

You know I have 4 pending challenges & not going anywhere. I wouldn't let intelligent investors down like Mr.Gummo & myself, who bet on Waves: Sure. You're on Donk for 1,000 to win 1240,...

Unemployed guy near poverty level calls others broke dicks because he has more hypothetical currency than they do

If you read gummo's explanation right after the post you linked, you'd see he understands that donk is the better player, but he thinks your unemployment allows you to put in enough volume to overcome your skill disadvantage. Not sure I'd be bragging about an assessment like that, but I guess that's all you've got

[bobbywaves]

it'll somehow all come true

Everything I said has been true from the start.

Unemployed guy near poverty level calls others broke dicks because he has more hypothetical currency than they do

If you read gummo's explanation right after the post you linked, you'd see he understands that donk is the better player, but he thinks your unemployment allows you to put in enough volume to overcome your skill disadvantage. Not sure I'd be bragging about an assessment like that, but I guess that's all you've got

Your jealousy of my retirement is quite evident Tripe. Funny how you claim Donkey & yourself the better player, but when there's a bet on the line you both lost. I can see the better player possibly losing over a couple month period due to variance, but the better player doesn't lose over 12 months.

Even if you finish ahead of me this year, fact remains you were too scared to bet & I've beaten you soundly the last 2 years.

[Triple_D_Bet]

Everything I said has been true from the start.



Your jealousy of my retirement is quite evident Tripe. Funny how you claim Donkey & yourself the better player, but when there's a bet on the line you both lost. I can see the better player possibly losing over a couple month period due to variance, but the better player doesn't lose over 12 months.

Even if you finish ahead of me this year, fact remains you were too scared to bet & I've beaten you soundly the last 2 years.

I wonder if you'll ever realize how silly you look trying to argue you're the better player while simultaneously broadcasting your ignorance on some of the most fundamental concepts of tournament poker. I'd imagine not, but at least it's entertaining for those of us bright enough to pick up on it (pretty much everyone but you I'd guess)

And yeah, I'm sure we're all SUPER jealous of your welfare-level retirement that any of us could start tomorrow if we just stopped working and started leaching. Thanks for the laughs as always bobbo, keep on being your idiotic self

[bobbywaves]

Have fun at work tomorrow Tripe, glad I don't have to wake up to an alarm anymore.

[Auto Donk]

Have fun at work tomorrow Tripe, glad I don't have to wake up to an alarm anymore.

unemployment has its benefits.......

too bad your "low income subsidized" internet service isn't as good as that which people who have jobs possess..... other than that, your free to hit your favorite adult book stores and suck all the dick you want, while living on other taxpayers' money

[Auto Donk]

Everything I said has been true from the start.



Your jealousy of my retirement is quite evident Tripe. Funny how you claim Donkey & yourself the better player, but when there's a bet on the line you both lost. I can see the better player possibly losing over a couple month period due to variance, but the better player doesn't lose over 12 months.

Even if you finish ahead of me this year, fact remains you were too scared to bet & I've beaten you soundly the last 2 years.

by your own admission here, you stupid fuk, you admit that I am the better player (leading you for 10 2/3 months, "the long period of time", whereas you recently get hot, suckout to avoid elimination in tenth, ninth, and eighth places to take a trny down and get a second, to go on a hot run of the type you acknowledge is an aberation).

and, you stupid fuk, I haven't lost anything yet, and you haven't won anything yet......... your pathetic audacity to claim "victory" after finally slinking into the lead for the first time all year, and for a mere three days, against astronomical odds (repeated "less than 3 percent odds of winning" hands doing just that), is truly laughable......

deep down your sorry angleshooting, scamming, fraudulent 18th hole sportsbook colluding ass knows this.....

[bobbywaves]

by your own admission here, you stupid fuk, you admit that I am the better player (leading you for 10 2/3 months, "the long period of time", whereas you recently get hot, suckout to avoid elimination in tenth, ninth, and eighth places to take a trny down and get a second, to go on a hot run of the type you acknowledge is an aberation).

My admission was 12 months allows ample time for the cream to rise to the top. 10 2/3 months? Donkey failed 1st grade math, as we haven't completed 10 months yet. When I took over the lead is obviously irrelevant, what matters is who has the lead after 12 months & it won't be you: http://www.sportsbookreview.com/poker/

]and, you stupid fuk, I haven't lost anything yet, and you haven't won anything yet......... your pathetic audacity to claim "victory" after finally slinking into the lead for the first time all year, and for a mere three days, against astronomical odds (repeated "less than 3 percent odds of winning" hands doing just that), is truly laughable

You lost last years annual challenge bet. Which you welched on for 5k, since you're an unethical pussy. I kicked your ass by 5-6k last year, it wasn't even close. When you lose this year for the 2nd time you won't be able to welch again, as I made you post up. But since you're a constant broke dikk you couldn't post up 5k, you had to find a financial backer in Yisman to cover your 5k bet. It's unfortunate Yis will probably get stiffed 5k by you as well, as nobody deserves that.

deep down your sorry angleshooting, scamming, fraudulent 18th hole sportsbook colluding ass knows this.....

I have 74k with your name on it Donkey. All you have to do is use your small town pizza lawyer skills, to somehow prove your false 18th hole allegation.

[Triple_D_Bet]

by your own admission here, you stupid fuk, you admit that I am the better player (leading you for 10 2/3 months, "the long period of time", whereas you recently get hot, suckout to avoid elimination in tenth, ninth, and eighth places to take a trny down and get a second, to go on a hot run of the type you acknowledge is an aberation).

and, you stupid fuk, I haven't lost anything yet, and you haven't won anything yet......... your pathetic audacity to claim "victory" after finally slinking into the lead for the first time all year, and for a mere three days, against astronomical odds (repeated "less than 3 percent odds of winning" hands doing just that), is truly laughable......

deep down your sorry angleshooting, scamming, fraudulent 18th hole sportsbook colluding ass knows this.....

To be fair donk, bobbo's definition of the long term over which skill prevails has been consistently defined as "however short or long a period of time in which bobbo can be measured as winning, disregarding previous or future evidence to the contrary". Guy's a moron who proves himself wrong and doesn't even realize it, but at least he's reliably wrong

Funny how most of the people bobbo proclaims himself better than either don't play or are far superior players, both by sensible definitions and even his own irrational ones. Considering you're obviously the better player, it's likely you'll join me, bite and the others ahead of him by years end as well...normal luck to ya (you're not likely to need anything more than that)

[Auto Donk]

hey waves, the evidence of your scamming people is all over the internet, on those chat boards where your low-life identity was revealed, and people threatened you with bodily harm for having scammed their asses and helping 18th hole with their con.

Those boards, and the communications thereon, establish beyond any reasonable doubt exactly how you continued to pump 18th Hole to current and prospective members -- to get them to deposit/redeposit when you knew the site was failing and had turned into nothing more than a ponzi scheme (ie, new members' deposits were being used to pay demands by current members for their monies) -- in a deliberate effort to get your money out (you needed, and led, new members to deposit with the hopes that those deposits would be used to pay your greedy, selfish ass the money you stood to be shorted).

You're just lucky that 1. you're just a two-bit unemployed punk that wasn't worth the Feds' time, and 2. your bullshit 18th Hole Acct was so pitiful that you managed to be made whole when the piece of shit site was in trouble.....

you committed crimes, but avoided prosecution because no body cares about your little punk ass


edit: ps, you pathetic punk, give me permission here in this thread, below, and some weekend soon when I have the time, I will post all of the evidence under a new thread in the poker room or players talk, in which you are identified and threatened with prosecution and physical violence for your conduct laid out therein. ALL OF IT!!!! Since this will reveal your identity, I need your permission to do so.

says a lot, when internet degenerate gamblers are so pissed off at getting scammed by a piece of shit like you that they go to the length to investigate you and reveal your identity to the world....

give me the permission, and I'll post ALL THE EVIDENCE that proves you could easily have been convicted!

[bobbywaves]

hey waves, the evidence of your scamming people is all over the internet, on those chat boards where your low-life identity was revealed, and people threatened you with bodily harm for having scammed their asses and helping 18th hole with their con.

Those boards, and the communications thereon, establish beyond any reasonable doubt exactly how you continued to pump 18th Hole to current and prospective members -- to get them to deposit/redeposit when you knew the site was failing and had turned into nothing more than a ponzi scheme (ie, new members' deposits were being used to pay demands by current members for their monies) -- in a deliberate effort to get your money out (you needed, and led, new members to deposit with the hopes that those deposits would be used to pay your greedy, selfish ass the money you stood to be shorted).

You're just lucky that 1. you're just a two-bit unemployed punk that wasn't worth the Feds' time, and 2. your bullshit 18th Hole Acct was so pitiful that you managed to be made whole when the piece of shit site was in trouble.....

you committed crimes, but avoided prosecution because no body cares about your little punk ass


edit: ps, you pathetic punk, give me permission here in this thread, below, and some weekend soon when I have the time, I will post all of the evidence under a new thread in the poker room or players talk, in which you are identified and threatened with prosecution and physical violence for your conduct laid out therein. ALL OF IT!!!! Since this will reveal your identity, I need your permission to do so.

says a lot, when internet degenerate gamblers are so pissed off at getting scammed by a piece of shit like you that they go to the length to investigate you and reveal your identity to the world....

give me the permission, and I'll post ALL THE EVIDENCE that proves you could easily have been convicted!

You claim to have all the evidence & you claim to be a lawyer Donkey, so I strongly urge you to present your hearsay evidence to the proper authorities & bring Waves to justice.

[Grivas_Digeni]

wow... guys can you stop for a second and voice your opinion in my thread about weekly tournament

[bobbywaves]

To be fair donk, bobbo's definition of the long term over which skill prevails has been consistently defined as 12 months.

That's why Waves offers annual challenges.

[Grivas_Digeni]

bobby is funny

i hope to make it to the next bash and maybe share one of those dirty mexican girls with him

girls love guys with a bankroll and even guys like guys with a bankroll - now go and vote for a new weekly in my thread lol

[Triple_D_Bet]

wow... guys can you stop for a second and voice your opinion in my thread about weekly tournament

donks opinion would probably be valuable; bobbos not so much...as you can see, poor bastard can't even quote a sentence correctly when the website does it for him. It's not likely he even understood half of what you wrote

[bobbywaves]

bobby is funny

i hope to make it to the next bash and maybe share one of those dirty mexican girls with him

[Auto Donk]

You claim to have all the evidence & you claim to be a lawyer Donkey, so I strongly urge you to present your hearsay evidence to the proper authorities & bring Waves to justice.

let me sum up your pathetic response, you dodging, ducking kuhnt: "PERMISSION DENIED"

I KNOW YOUR "SCARED COWARD" ASS WILL NEVER GRANT IT, B'C IT WOULD BURY YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

PS... THE "PROPER AUTHORITIES" ALREADY PASSED ON even investigating such a pathetic two-bit scamming huslter such as yourself.......... they have far bigger fish to fry than a lowly degenerate, unemployed half-ass conman pumping a shoddy internet ponzi scheme to try and recoup a few thousand bucks b/c it's all the low-life has..........

your kinda like the crackhead on the streets the local cops don't bother with b/c it's too much of a pain to do the paperwork.........

now go fuk yourself, dickweed

[bobbywaves]

let me sum up your pathetic response, you dodging, ducking kuhnt: "PERMISSION DENIED"

I KNOW YOUR "SCARED COWARD" ASS WILL NEVER GRANT IT, B'C IT WOULD BURY YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

PS... THE "PROPER AUTHORITIES" ALREADY PASSED ON even investigating such a pathetic two-bit scamming huslter such as yourself.......... they have far bigger fish to fry than a lowly degenerate, unemployed half-ass conman pumping a shoddy internet ponzi scheme to try and recoup a few thousand bucks b/c it's all the low-life has..........

your kinda like the crackhead on the streets the local cops don't bother with b/c it's too much of a pain to do the paperwork.........

now go fuk yourself, dickweed

If the proper authorities agreed with your evidence, I would be brought to justice. Apparently they laughed in your face & kicked your Donkey ass out the door. Case closed you lose again, just like you lose our challenges & lose at life.

[Auto Donk]

lol, like i would bother with a punk like u........

still no permission i see, pussyboy........

dodge, duck and obfuscate -- all you do, niqqa, all u do.........

two bit scamming conpussy

[bobbywaves]

lol, like i would bother with a punk like u........

still no permission i see, pussyboy........

dodge, duck and obfuscate -- all you do, niqqa, all u do.........

two bit scamming conpussy

That's all you got Donkey? I see you have a measly 13pts, how do you plan on paying back Yis 5k?

[Auto Donk]

still no permission from CONPUSSYWAVES!!!!!

[bobbywaves]

still no permission from CONPUSSYWAVES!!!!!

How's my ass taste Donkey?