I've been looking back at some classic posts, are there any more jobs not on this list?
1. Electrician / electrical work: "I got called for a job to fix a plug and the thing actually just had to be cleaned out or wires (conductors) were apart. I pretended it was a big fukkin job and got them for $400 and all I did was re tape two wires and polish plug"
2. Local computer shop: " I was a normal guy that just had a job in a local computer shop putting stamps on boxes (boss said that was all I was capable of doing) and I worked there for like 5 years or so and I was proud of myself. I wore a great outfit everyday usually striped material with the company logo on it and had pants with computer terminals all over them. I was the coolest geek around the town and sometimes had chicks smile at me."
3. Pest control / extermination: "going to sweat my fukkin balls of with fukkin chemicals spraying lawns, catching rodents and bugs"
4. Landscaper: "Corbin Lawn Care Services": "One said snow blower was missing from garage..I get a tape recorder and tell the lady to accuse me on tape..she did not
I was fired
second one............older couple said I burnt their grass out, I was set up by a rival landscaper..How?? He through bleach on their grass late at night and I got pinned for ruin lawn."
5. Nursing assistant: "still working compactor
already got 5 carton of band aids and a few cases of alcohol preps
I can easily sell on ebay"
6. NHL Moderator on SBR: "I do not like the NHL but will moderate very strict
Moderation really has nothing to do with knowledge of the sport but is more of a disciplinarian
Its a job man and a way to get to be a pro"
7. Painter: "I paint for this guy and he pays me $15 an hr so not bad
He said I missed several areas and his rep is on the line so he kept calling me bitch and said something back and he spit on me and i just walked away."
8. Shovel seller / Snow Shoveling: "Some of you guys are not too bright there is a very good market for snow shovels especially when there storms everybody sells out but Corbin has plenty of them and can sell for double"
9. Rock salt seller: "Also sell rocksalt which stores run out of also but I have extra"
10. Deli worker
11. Umpire: "HS Level for 3 years
At the time $50 per game
I was a tough son of a bitch
Ejected lots of players and coaches
I was known as the prick"
12. The Mafia: "only sporadic work like picking up money, running cars to car wash, working in bar a little, picking up newspapers
Lets see if I can move up slowly"
13. Car washer: "Doing hand car wash $1
Cars get dusty here"
14. Part-time Driver
15. Reverend Webber
16. Construction: "Corbin Construction": "Can make stuff with very little material
Wood was old but strong as ever"
17. Security Camera Installer (Sethlin Securities): "Lunch break
Installed cameras
Gave the nit wit two used ones and charged him for 2 new ones
These clowns dont know as long as they work"
18. Dolbin Escorts
19. Slats Fencing
And last, but not least...
20. Professional Gambler
Are there any I've missed? Guy is a true jack of all trades, not many in the world can boast that they have this experience
1. Electrician / electrical work: "I got called for a job to fix a plug and the thing actually just had to be cleaned out or wires (conductors) were apart. I pretended it was a big fukkin job and got them for $400 and all I did was re tape two wires and polish plug"
2. Local computer shop: " I was a normal guy that just had a job in a local computer shop putting stamps on boxes (boss said that was all I was capable of doing) and I worked there for like 5 years or so and I was proud of myself. I wore a great outfit everyday usually striped material with the company logo on it and had pants with computer terminals all over them. I was the coolest geek around the town and sometimes had chicks smile at me."
3. Pest control / extermination: "going to sweat my fukkin balls of with fukkin chemicals spraying lawns, catching rodents and bugs"
4. Landscaper: "Corbin Lawn Care Services": "One said snow blower was missing from garage..I get a tape recorder and tell the lady to accuse me on tape..she did not
I was fired
second one............older couple said I burnt their grass out, I was set up by a rival landscaper..How?? He through bleach on their grass late at night and I got pinned for ruin lawn."
5. Nursing assistant: "still working compactor
already got 5 carton of band aids and a few cases of alcohol preps
I can easily sell on ebay"
6. NHL Moderator on SBR: "I do not like the NHL but will moderate very strict
Moderation really has nothing to do with knowledge of the sport but is more of a disciplinarian
Its a job man and a way to get to be a pro"
7. Painter: "I paint for this guy and he pays me $15 an hr so not bad
He said I missed several areas and his rep is on the line so he kept calling me bitch and said something back and he spit on me and i just walked away."
8. Shovel seller / Snow Shoveling: "Some of you guys are not too bright there is a very good market for snow shovels especially when there storms everybody sells out but Corbin has plenty of them and can sell for double"
9. Rock salt seller: "Also sell rocksalt which stores run out of also but I have extra"
10. Deli worker
11. Umpire: "HS Level for 3 years
At the time $50 per game
I was a tough son of a bitch
Ejected lots of players and coaches
I was known as the prick"
12. The Mafia: "only sporadic work like picking up money, running cars to car wash, working in bar a little, picking up newspapers
Lets see if I can move up slowly"
13. Car washer: "Doing hand car wash $1
Cars get dusty here"
14. Part-time Driver
15. Reverend Webber
16. Construction: "Corbin Construction": "Can make stuff with very little material
Wood was old but strong as ever"
17. Security Camera Installer (Sethlin Securities): "Lunch break
Installed cameras
Gave the nit wit two used ones and charged him for 2 new ones
These clowns dont know as long as they work"
18. Dolbin Escorts
19. Slats Fencing
And last, but not least...
20. Professional Gambler
Are there any I've missed? Guy is a true jack of all trades, not many in the world can boast that they have this experience
