WHAT ARE THE BEST sbrodds AND PHRASES OF ALL TIME?

[Goat Milk]

Looking for some funny material.

[daneblazer]

Never fukkin heard of you pal

[daneblazer]

the manager of the times have make the influents the moneys. theys make control
on the mind and hes makes the control on the times. is so much easy!


i's remember the similar for the stay in casino on the blackjack. I's make the sitting
on the chair and womans so much sexy make the sitting on the next of of me. under table
and threw the pant she make grab and squeeze on the penis of sarunas. she make tthe expect
on the cash or chips for moneys. but! I's make control on the situationals. i's generate the boaner
smash of 3 clysedale horsepowers and tells the womans 'the grab and squeeze on the
penis of 3 clysedale horsepower under tables is not the sufficient. make the caress on the balls of strong
shaven of sarunas for the chip of 20 euro moneys!'




she make the astonish on the face. I's tells her 'grab, squeeze and the caress'
then card make the arrive! is the 6! fukk on the deeler yous face! a fukk 6

[daneblazer]

]seattle have the magics in the bottle. so much sexual milks on to face of houstons! whys?

is like the marriage. what happen? this what happen.


the wife make cry before wedding. but! who make cry after wedding? the man husband! (and mans tells the wife: maybes you make the bitch, but I's still wants the vagina with good frequencies. let us make deal for more share of the vagina hot)


nows you still not make the understand! make listen now! I tells now! when lips of vagina make warm and make the wets, theys ready. when team make best defensing in world, they shows all the world. yes! it is so!

words? theys is like the dwarf. examples? theys is like the giant


defenseing of seattle make shows the example. is best. theys make like the giant.


nows! if make cry after game, who make want on the wedding!

[will2survive]

"Business as usual"

[lakerboy]

never question me

[trytrytry]

never in doubt

[UntilTheNDofTimE]

You can't even make this shit up

[Roadtrip635]

[Ghenghis Kahn]

goat jizz

[Ghenghis Kahn]

"If I told you....I'd have to kill you"

join date 9-11-15

who's ghost is this? are you canadian? seeweird?

[Vegas39]

join date 9-11-15

who's ghost is this? are you canadian? seeweird?

thats my guess

[pavyracer]

It ain't over until the bald man makes a pick.

[Ghenghis Kahn]

thats my guess

surprised he posted a pic of himself without the ski mask.

[JAKEPEAVY21]

pay your debts deadbeat

[combination lock]

Pick a fukkin winner pal

[daneblazer]

the manager of the times have make the influents the moneys. theys make control
on the mind and hes makes the control on the times. is so much easy!


i's remember the similar for the stay in casino on the blackjack. I's make the sitting
on the chair and womans so much sexy make the sitting on the next of of me. under table
and threw the pant she make grab and squeeze on the penis of sarunas. she make tthe expect
on the cash or chips for moneys. but! I's make control on the situationals. i's generate the boaner
smash of 3 clysedale horsepowers and tells the womans 'the grab and squeeze on the
penis of 3 clysedale horsepower under tables is not the sufficient. make the caress on the balls of strong
shaven of sarunas for the chip of 20 euro moneys!'




she make the astonish on the face. I's tells her 'grab, squeeze and the caress'
then card make the arrive! is the 6! fukk on the deeler yous face! a fukk 6

only better post than this one, of all time, Is the get under the bed video

[DARKBAY]

Go drink another beer, you Mexican piece of shit......Dan Issel

[manny24]

I ain't big time???

Almost Fukked My Aunt Last Night

Late last night she was sleeping and I peeked into her room and only had underwear on and basically tried to get her to notice me. I stood there for 40 minutes and hit something so she would awake. Yes she did and she told me to come in, I slowly edged towards her bed and asked if she has any problems that she needs to talk about and she started talking about herself and how she does not like herself kind of an emotional wreck like Robyn but way older, I comforted her and said all the right things and then slowly starting rubbing her arms and then moved my hands by her belly and rubbing there. Se said stop that it is not right and I said no baby it is all right and I was going to make you feel good. She started to be all at ease..................

Now I am going to seduce her and talk dirty, I said do you want my rooster inside of you?? She said yes so I take her hand and put it on my fukkin monster rooster and she starts rubbing it. Well I almost came and lucky I took her hand away. Ok I now go to closet and get TR-78 Lubricant works well with older ladies and had trouble opening it , Mommy heard me struggling in the closet and wanted to know what I was up to and i just said i was getting some jelly for mychapped hands.

Ok I get back into my aunts room and get lube open and start spreading it all over her boby , was kind of sticky so now making a fukkin mess and even got it in my rug and her hair.

I lube up her ass too just in case i go for kill, I furiously stroke my rooster now trying to get it up and now she mentions a condom and i told her no way and I do not use them and "you are fukkin 90 years old" and not going to get pregnant and she kind of resisted but I won her over so tell her I want to fuk her like a dog and told her to turn around, I slapped her ass a few times like the porn guys and tried inserting my rooster in her but it was too slippery. I put too much lube on her ass and everything was slippery. I flip her around and try regular style and same thing. We are creating a little noise now and Mommy asks if everything is alright and my aunt says yes with a sexy giggle.

Anyway I could not get it in her because just way too much lube and I asked her if I coulld fuk her in the ass and she said no, I tried telling her everyone does it so do not worry but she said no. I said blow me and she said no. Well she said forget about this and looked kind of frustrated and asked me if I every been laid before????????????

Fuk her

Never use lube unless your going to anal, my rooster had her excited and I fukked up . The lube gets all over and I even had a hard time flipping her over because she was too slippery, sheets need to be cleaned to,ect.

Well I tried and had a big shot but again failed. I cannot even fuk a 61 year old

[gauchojake]

Tokens

[Mr KLC]

I've gotta a lock.

[KVB]

the manager of the times have make the influents the moneys. theys make control
on the mind and hes makes the control on the times. is so much easy!


i's remember the similar for the stay in casino on the blackjack. I's make the sitting
on the chair and womans so much sexy make the sitting on the next of of me. under table
and threw the pant she make grab and squeeze on the penis of sarunas. she make tthe expect
on the cash or chips for moneys. but! I's make control on the situationals. i's generate the boaner
smash of 3 clysedale horsepowers and tells the womans 'the grab and squeeze on the
penis of 3 clysedale horsepower under tables is not the sufficient. make the caress on the balls of strong
shaven of sarunas for the chip of 20 euro moneys!'




she make the astonish on the face. I's tells her 'grab, squeeze and the caress'
then card make the arrive! is the 6! fukk on the deeler yous face! a fukk 6

Sarunas? Is that you?

"UNREAL"

[gauchojake]

broke dikk fukk

[tony_come]

Sperm we need a lock