The life of a true degenerate gambler.
Most days I wake up around 11 o'clock hungover from the night before wondering how I spent so much money at the strip club. I make myself a pot of coffee and watch the morning line on TVG getting ready to wager on horses all day. I take a little peek at the upcoming tournaments on Bovada, not that it matters I haven't placed high in a tournament in months but I get high and play tournaments funny huh?
Anyways so there I am I got the bovada horse betting screen opened up, and then I start to degenerate a little bit it starts innocently enough with $2 win bets now if you've ever watched TV G before you know that races go out almost every minute so even betting $2 win bets gets spendy.
Yesterday in true degenerate style I activated a 100% casino games bonus up to 250 I'm still trying to clear that one but I'll most likely lose the entire 500. So basically I just sit and degen out in my living room. Somedays games start around noon and I get some bets down but other days like yesterday they don't start till 6 when I find myself scratching by about 530 waiting for the real action to start.
Anyways so about 730 last night I'm mosey down to the Spearmint Rhino to meet my buddy all the strippers know me and right when they saw me walk in at 730 on a Tuesday they knew it was about to go down and they were about to get paid I kinda look at them as a little charity you know there these 22 year old girls just trying to pay the rent right maybe one of them's trying to put herself through college I don't discriminate or judge I've even humped a couple of them.
By about midnight I'm blackout drunk again and then I wake up in my bed at about 11 a.m. the next day and do it all over again maybe one of these days I'll make a video for you guys.
Most days I wake up around 11 o'clock hungover from the night before wondering how I spent so much money at the strip club. I make myself a pot of coffee and watch the morning line on TVG getting ready to wager on horses all day. I take a little peek at the upcoming tournaments on Bovada, not that it matters I haven't placed high in a tournament in months but I get high and play tournaments funny huh?
Anyways so there I am I got the bovada horse betting screen opened up, and then I start to degenerate a little bit it starts innocently enough with $2 win bets now if you've ever watched TV G before you know that races go out almost every minute so even betting $2 win bets gets spendy.
Yesterday in true degenerate style I activated a 100% casino games bonus up to 250 I'm still trying to clear that one but I'll most likely lose the entire 500. So basically I just sit and degen out in my living room. Somedays games start around noon and I get some bets down but other days like yesterday they don't start till 6 when I find myself scratching by about 530 waiting for the real action to start.
Anyways so about 730 last night I'm mosey down to the Spearmint Rhino to meet my buddy all the strippers know me and right when they saw me walk in at 730 on a Tuesday they knew it was about to go down and they were about to get paid I kinda look at them as a little charity you know there these 22 year old girls just trying to pay the rent right maybe one of them's trying to put herself through college I don't discriminate or judge I've even humped a couple of them.
By about midnight I'm blackout drunk again and then I wake up in my bed at about 11 a.m. the next day and do it all over again maybe one of these days I'll make a video for you guys.
no but obviously you do huh?
