"You Will Walk Today”

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  • King tut
    SBR Wise Guy
    • 10-13-13
    • 814

    #1
    "You Will Walk Today”
    "You Will Walk Today”


    When I heard Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were guest preachers at a nearby black Memphis church, I decided to check them out in person and see what it was all about.

    I sat down and Sharpton came up to me, I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the Church. He laid his hands on my hand and said: "By the will of Jesus the Lord All Mighty, and the will of God, you will walk today.”

    I told him I was not paralyzed.

    Then Jesse Jackson came by and said: "By the Grace of God, and his Son Jesus, the Lord All Mighty, you will walk today.”
    Again I told him there is nothing wrong with me.

    After the sermon I stepped outside and Lo and Behold, my fcking car had been stolen....
  • grease lightnin
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 10-01-12
    • 16096

    #2
    Good one donker. Had me going
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