Went for a walk around the block and ran into Edgar again

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  • Seaweed
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 01-19-12
    • 26318

    #1
    Went for a walk around the block and ran into Edgar again
    So I just got back from my walk around the block. Edgar was sitting on his veranda and eating mango. He offered me a piece of his mango, and even though it looked pretty juicy and ripe, I politely declined as I was more interested in more important things. As we finished congratulating each other on last nights win I asked him for another play. He grabbed my arm tightly and looked at me directly in the eyes and said have you ever heard about Martingle. At first I thought he was referring to our mailman Martin Hagel. After clarifying his slurred speech I began to realize he was referring to a system in gambling we are all aware of. He said the Blue Jays have won 11 games in a row and they will be favored from here on out so what we do is we bet against them every single game until they lose and we double up our bet to ensure a profit. So tomorrow we will bet $100 on the Yankees to win. If they lose the next day we will bet $200 again on the Yankees to win. We will continue this pattern until we are all eating juicy mangos
  • grease lightnin
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 10-01-12
    • 16015

    #2
    Here goes. Bluejays first team to go undefeated from Aug 13 on
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    • trobin31
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 01-09-14
      • 9854

      #3
      Does Edgar have a thread called the Sweep System in mlb too...
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      • boeing power
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 03-23-10
        • 9698

        #4
        I wish you'd run into a Mack truck.

        just kiddin weeder....
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        • newguy
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 12-27-09
          • 6100

          #5
          You do weave quite a tale weeder. I appreciate the effort you put into this. Some naysayers will come in here and say martingales are bad idea. They just don't have the bankroll to handle 18 losses in a row. Rookies
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          • Covy
            SBR MVP
            • 01-13-11
            • 1433

            #6
            Moral of the story: Don't accept mangos from strangers
            [SIZE=2] [FONT=Arial]Listen, they only make movies about winners - and that's me![/FONT]
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            • Vegas39
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              • 09-22-11
              • 30686

              #7
              Originally posted by newguy
              You do weave quite a tale weeder. I appreciate the effort you put into this. Some naysayers will come in here and say martingales are bad idea. They just don't have the bankroll to handle 18 losses in a row. Rookies

              problem is seaweed can't afford to pay attention
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              • Seaweed
                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                • 01-19-12
                • 26318

                #8
                Gooduck
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                • Big Bear
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 11-01-11
                  • 43253

                  #9
                  Edgar saved my ass with those winners he text me last night

                  guy knows his shit!

                  Seaweed i hope he continues to provide us with winners he is a very generous man.
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                  • jjgold
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 07-20-05
                    • 388179

                    #10
                    Seaweed have way too much time on your hands

                    I don't even read these posts too long
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                    • Big Bear
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 11-01-11
                      • 43253

                      #11
                      Hmm I dont know Seaweed.

                      David Price is pitching... Tulo and Encarnacion will be back in the line-up.

                      The Rogers Centre won't have an empty seat in the entire building..

                      Tonight is the biggest baseball game in Toronto since Chris Carter hit that 3 run HR against the Phillies in Game 6 of the 1993 World Series to clinch the series victory for the Blue Jays.


                      #Jays4DaSWEEP

                      #YankeesSUX
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                      • Mr KLC
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                        • 12-19-07
                        • 31097

                        #12
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                        • Jayvegas420
                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                          • 03-09-11
                          • 28213

                          #13
                          Remember when Joe Carter scored that incredible touchdown?
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                          • Big Bear
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 11-01-11
                            • 43253

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Jayvegas420
                            Remember when Joe Carter scored that incredible touchdown?
                            lol
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                            • Jayvegas420
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 03-09-11
                              • 28213

                              #15
                              .....well, fix it at least.
                              How come you never edit Bear?
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                              • Big Bear
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 11-01-11
                                • 43253

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Jayvegas420
                                .....well, fix it at least.
                                How come you never edit Bear?
                                stressed out man

                                heads not in it
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                                • Jayvegas420
                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                  • 03-09-11
                                  • 28213

                                  #17
                                  Focus Bear.
                                  Or don't focus.

                                  I don't know what the right advice is here.
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                                  • greenhippo
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 02-15-12
                                    • 9091

                                    #18
                                    Edgar might be the local retard. He's most likely referring to the martingale system but is too challenged to even know the name of the play.
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                                    • Seaweed
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 01-19-12
                                      • 26318

                                      #19
                                      Edgar is 2-0!
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                                      • CWD
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 01-22-12
                                        • 7665

                                        #20
                                        2-0 off to another impressive run i am sure KUDOS on a job done

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                                        • Can U Tank It
                                          SBR High Roller
                                          • 08-02-15
                                          • 198

                                          #21
                                          yum yum
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                                          • texhooper
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 01-05-09
                                            • 10001

                                            #22
                                            i'm curious to know if martin hagel the mailman has any picks. these characters you are surrounding yourself with are doing pretty well, maybe he is no different.
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                                            • Jayvegas420
                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                              • 03-09-11
                                              • 28213

                                              #23
                                              Let's see if Hagle can deliver
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