Ronda Rousey vs. Floyd Mayweather?...........hmmm

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  • jjgold
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    • 07-20-05
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    #106
    Originally posted by mirinquads
    Rousey couldn't even finish a cackbar on my erect member. Let alone an armbar on my 20" inch pythons. You cuckholded beta's are quite embarrassing to listen to, you're like Rogan, taking about crying when watching Ronda fight like she's the second coming of Christ..

    She's fighting soccer moms, her last opponent was an accountant who took up MMA to lose weight and have been training for 4 year, LMAO.

    http://fat.gfycat.com/VelvetyBelatedBellsnake.mp4 <- Bethe, aka the kid you picked last at every sport in gym class, aka. Ronda's hardest fight yet.

    Don't make me laugh guys.
    guys are so dumb here..you nailed it

    The average guy would pound her off the street
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    • mirinquads
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      • 04-22-13
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      #107
      Originally posted by Smoke
      There is not one single SBR poster who could beat her
      Not only could I beat her, I could beat off on to her unconscious body afterwards.

      Seriously, when she runs in with her meanface equipped and her head on a flagpole, I'd take one step back, checkhook to the jaw, raises the head up for the cross.. Boom, bitch be out cold. Non of these 135 pound soccermoms knows how to punch, which is why Rousey get's away with rushing in like a crackhead after a half eaten cheeseburger every time.

      If she was still conscious, rubber guard to mounted triangle, then modified anaconcda choke (That's the choke where i put my cack in her mouth and holds her nose til she goes out)
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      • Smoke
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        • 10-09-09
        • 48111

        #108
        Originally posted by jjgold

        The average guy would pound her off the street
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        • Smoke
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          • 10-09-09
          • 48111

          #109
          Originally posted by mirinquads
          Not only could I beat her, I could beat off on to her unconscious body afterwards.

          Seriously, when she runs in with her meanface equipped and her head on a flagpole, I'd take one step back, checkhook to the jaw, raises the head up for the cross.. Boom, bitch be out cold. Non of these 135 pound soccermoms knows how to punch, which is why Rousey get's away with rushing in like a crackhead after a half eaten cheeseburger every time.

          If she was still conscious, rubber guard to mounted triangle, then modified anaconcda choke (That's the choke where i put my cack in her mouth and holds her nose til she goes out)
          You make it sound so easy. That would never happen though.
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          • JoshKnows46
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            • 07-27-12
            • 3691

            #110
            Originally posted by Smoke
            There is not one single SBR poster who could beat her
            Your a joke, maybe you couldn't. Lol men and women are created diffrent, I'm bigger, faster and stronger than Ronda. The women's 135 division can hardly be considered professional. Now the men's 135 pound division, they'd all whoop my ass.
            Last edited by JoshKnows46; 08-04-15, 12:07 PM.
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            • mirinquads
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              • 04-22-13
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              #111
              Originally posted by Smoke
              You make it sound so easy. That would never happen though.
              So, how'd she avoid my punches then? She got no head movement and no entries into the clinch, except sprinting in like a dumbass.
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              • Smoke
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                • 10-09-09
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                #112
                Originally posted by JoshKnows46
                Your a joke, maybe you couldn't. Lol men and women are created diffrent, I'm bigger, faster and stronger than Ronda. The women's 135 division can hardly be considered professional. Now the men's 135 pound division, they'd all whoop my ass.
                You just don't want to admit a girl could whoop your ass buddy. Its OK. I bet even Brittany griner could take you.
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                • Smoke
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                  • 10-09-09
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                  #113
                  Originally posted by mirinquads
                  So, how'd she avoid my punches then? She got no head movement and no entries into the clinch, except sprinting in like a dumbass.
                  She would take you to the ground and arm bar you
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                  • mirinquads
                    SBR MVP
                    • 04-22-13
                    • 3927

                    #114
                    Originally posted by Smoke
                    She would take you to the ground and arm bar you
                    You didn't answer the question. How does she get in the clinch without getting her face smashed? Unless we start on the ground, and then it's a battle of my anaconda choke vs her Armbar, and my anaconda strikes swiftly and brutally.
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                    • JoshKnows46
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                      • 07-27-12
                      • 3691

                      #115
                      Originally posted by Smoke
                      You just don't want to admit a girl could whoop your ass buddy. Its OK. I bet even Brittany griner could take you.
                      Id beat both they ass at the same time, I'm not 235 pounds of fat, my arms are 21 inches around.
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                      • JoshKnows46
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                        • 07-27-12
                        • 3691

                        #116
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                        • Smoke
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                          • 10-09-09
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                          #117
                          Originally posted by JoshKnows46
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                          OK if that really is you I see what u mean lol
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                          • JoshKnows46
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                            • 07-27-12
                            • 3691

                            #118
                            You think Ronda could arm bar this, Id rampage jackson slam that ass. Lol
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                            • Smoke
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                              • 10-09-09
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                              #119
                              Originally posted by mirinquads
                              You didn't answer the question. How does she get in the clinch without getting her face smashed? Unless we start on the ground, and then it's a battle of my anaconda choke vs her Armbar, and my anaconda strikes swiftly and brutally.
                              Cause her face don't get smashed in first place bro
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                              • Smoke
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                                • 10-09-09
                                • 48111

                                #120
                                Originally posted by JoshKnows46
                                You think Ronda could arm bar this, Id rampage jackson slam that ass. Lol
                                You win. Thought u was just bullshittin ha
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                                • mirinquads
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                                  • 04-22-13
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                                  #121
                                  Originally posted by Smoke
                                  Cause her face don't get smashed in first place bro
                                  It absolutely does. 5 years of boxing experience, and I might not be the quickest but I got a good left hook, and I can promise you if a 150 pound girls runs towards me without moving her head, she get's a concussion, and set of testicles planted on her forehead.

                                  Even past his prime Bigday would slam Rousey on her head.
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                                  • Ghenghis Kahn
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                                    • 01-02-12
                                    • 19734

                                    #122
                                    most people that think rousey can beat mayweather have never been in a fight. they watch rousey easily beating up these hapless women and all of a sudden some people truly start believing she can take on one of the best boxers of all time.

                                    there are certain things you can't teach such as speed and power... women lack both.

                                    women are just built differently than men, no matter how good she looks beating up other women, she can't compete with men, let alone mayweather.
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                                    • Ghenghis Kahn
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                                      • 01-02-12
                                      • 19734

                                      #123
                                      fyi, i'm not a fan of mayweather, i fukking hate that fukker. i don't like his style of fighting but he's a smart fighter. no way some bull dyke is gonna beat his ass.
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                                      • Smoke
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                                        • 10-09-09
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                                        #124
                                        Originally posted by mirinquads
                                        It absolutely does. 5 years of boxing experience, and I might not be the quickest but I got a good left hook, and I can promise you if a 150 pound girls runs towards me without moving her head, she get's a concussion, and set of testicles planted on her forehead.

                                        Even past his prime Bigday would slam Rousey on her head.
                                        what about josh. Could you beat poster joshknows46?
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                                        • mirinquads
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                                          #125
                                          Originally posted by Smoke
                                          what about josh. Could you beat poster joshknows46?
                                          Well I totally would, buuut I have a turkey in the oven I gotta keep an eye on right now
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                                          • brooks85
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                                            • 01-05-09
                                            • 44709

                                            #126
                                            Originally posted by mirinquads
                                            It absolutely does. 5 years of boxing experience, and I might not be the quickest but I got a good left hook, and I can promise you if a 150 pound girls runs towards me without moving her head, she get's a concussion, and set of testicles planted on her forehead.

                                            Even past his prime Bigday would slam Rousey on her head.
                                            lol the one member left from the dunce squad still giving us laughs
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                                            • jjgold
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                                              • 07-20-05
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                                              #127
                                              Most of these women she is fighting are hamburgers

                                              Would lose on street fights vs hs girls
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                                              • mirinquads
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                                                • 04-22-13
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                                                #128
                                                Originally posted by brooks85
                                                lol the one member left from the dunce squad still giving us laughs
                                                Aren't you the pizza points guy? How are you still this butthurt? Had forgotten you even existed.
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                                                • brooks85
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                                                  • 01-05-09
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                                                  #129
                                                  Originally posted by mirinquads
                                                  Aren't you the pizza points guy? How are you still this butthurt? Had forgotten you even existed.


                                                  classic, calling someone butt hurt when they are clowning on you... lol can tell you're upset about the dunce squad comment.

                                                  Tell them clowns I said hello!
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                                                  • mirinquads
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                                                    #130
                                                    They don't know who you are at this point.

                                                    And yeah, 'dunce' that was quite the sick burn.

                                                    If you weren't butthurt, you probably wouldn't have addressed me, someone who's shown no interest in your at any point, ever. So bye now.
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                                                    • JohnGalt2341
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                                                      • 12-31-09
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                                                      #131
                                                      For those of you that haven't taken this poll yet: http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...mma-fight.html
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                                                      • Bill Dozer
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                                                        • 07-12-05
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                                                        #132
                                                        How many guys if they had to cut to 135 or even 145 could beat her? Thats the real question IMO
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                                                        • JohnGalt2341
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                                                          • 12-31-09
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                                                          #133
                                                          Originally posted by Bill Dozer
                                                          How many guys if they had to cut to 135 or even 145 could beat her? Thats the real question IMO
                                                          The answer would be the same. If you're not trained in MMA the answer is still zero.
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                                                          • greenhippo
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                                                            • 02-15-12
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                                                            #134
                                                            Originally posted by opie1988
                                                            In an MMA fight....Rousey would kick the ass of every guy in here in less than 30 seconds.

                                                            She'd also beat Floyd. Anyone who can't recognize that isn't very sharp.
                                                            I don't know where Galt lives, but it seems guys from Texas are pretty fukkin sharp.
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                                                            • opie1988
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                                                              • 09-12-10
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                                                              #135
                                                              I had absolutely NO IDEA that we had a bunch of highly trained professional fighters that posted here.

                                                              I mean, I knew we had bunches of guys absolutely capable of being NFL, NBA, MLB coaches/GM's....but pro fighters?? WOW!!

                                                              And yet they all choose to post here instead.

                                                              Truly humbling to get to post at this place.

                                                              #eliteforum

                                                              #blessed
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                                                              • Ghenghis Kahn
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                                                                • 01-02-12
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                                                                #136
                                                                glad to have an oil tycoon born with a silver spoon in his mouth trolling and chiming in on woman beating up a man discussion.

                                                                i love sbr...
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                                                                • pavyracer
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                                                                  #137
                                                                  Only thing Mayweather has to do is land a punch on her chin and he wins the fight. Didn't he land a thousand punches on Pac a few months back?
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                                                                  • Smoke
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                                                                    • 10-09-09
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                                                                    #138
                                                                    Originally posted by Ghenghis Kahn
                                                                    glad to have an oil tycoon born with a silver spoon in his mouth trolling and chiming in on woman beating up a man discussion.

                                                                    i love sbr...
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                                                                    • JohnGalt2341
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                                                                      • 12-31-09
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                                                                      #139
                                                                      Originally posted by pavyracer
                                                                      Only thing Mayweather has to do is land a punch on her chin and he wins the fight. Didn't he land a thousand punches on Pac a few months back?
                                                                      This is what boxers have been saying since UFC 1 back in 1993. In fact, Art Jimmerson, who was a professional boxer at the time entered UFC 1 and he wore 1 boxing glove(in UFC 1 gloves were optional, most fighters went bare knuckle) so he wouldn't hurt his jab hand. Guess how many punches Jimmerson landed? Zero. Guess how many punches professional boxer James Toney landed on Randy Couture back in 2010? Zero. Floyd landed lots of punches on Pacquiao because it was a boxing match and both of them only have 1 tool in their tool belt. Ronda has dozens of tools in her tool belt and she's certainly not going to exchange punches with a boxing master when she has other options. If Floyd fought Ronda it wouldn't even remotely resemble a boxing match and it's highly unlikely that Floyd would land even a single punch. Read my other posts in this thread if you want to know how the fight would go down.
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                                                                      • mirinquads
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                                                                        #140
                                                                        Originally posted by JohnGalt2341
                                                                        This is what boxers have been saying since UFC 1 back in 1993. In fact, Art Jimmerson, who was a professional boxer at the time entered UFC 1 and he wore 1 boxing glove(in UFC 1 gloves were optional, most fighters went bare knuckle) so he wouldn't hurt his jab hand. Guess how many punches Jimmerson landed? Zero. Guess how many punches professional boxer James Toney landed on Randy Couture back in 2010? Zero. Floyd landed lots of punches on Pacquiao because it was a boxing match and both of them only have 1 tool in their tool belt. Ronda has dozens of tools in her tool belt and she's certainly not going to exchange punches with a boxing master when she has other options. If Floyd fought Ronda it wouldn't even remotely resemble a boxing match and it's highly unlikely that Floyd would land even a single punch. Read my other posts in this thread if you want to know how the fight would go down.
                                                                        Because Art Jimmerson (Who didn't know what he was getting him self into at all), and old fat Toney is the level of Floyd Mayweather in speed and footwork right?

                                                                        And you even left out the most important detail, THEY WERE FIGHTING TRAINED MALE FIGHTERS.

                                                                        There's not ONE of you who have solved the problem of Ronda actually getting to the clinch and getting her hips under May to throw him. Not a single one. Her only entry into the clinch is running in face first, it's what she has done her whole career. Riddle me that, or stop posting bullshit.
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