The Keys To Living In Vegas

**MoMoneyMoVaughn** · 07-06-15, 02:06 PM

Originally posted by PorkChop

Move.

**jjgold** · 07-06-15, 03:30 PM

NJ much better

better people

richer

much more educated like myself

**BigDofBA** · 07-06-15, 03:32 PM

You don't live in Vegas...just go there twice a year, go balls to the wall and then recuperate for 6 months and do it again.

**MoMoneyMoVaughn** · 07-06-15, 03:35 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

NJ much better

better people

richer

much more educated like myself

JJ, did you attend Rutgers?

**jjgold** · 07-06-15, 03:41 PM

Mo NO

early Junior year HS thrown out

Had alabama st looking at me as a linebacker back them

Mo DONT FUK WITH ME

**physed** · 07-06-15, 03:56 PM

Since I have discipline I will not have any problems living in Vegas

**MoMoneyMoVaughn** · 07-06-15, 04:03 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Mo NO

early Junior year HS thrown out

Had alabama st looking at me as a linebacker back them

Mo DONT FUK WITH ME

JJ you would not have made it down there. You would have been thrown out for pounding some rube as Alabama does not have educated people like the East Coast does.

**freeVICK** · 07-06-15, 04:05 PM

What's your IQ jj

**MoMoneyMoVaughn** · 07-06-15, 04:06 PM

I honestly don't understand why anyone would want to live in Vegas. Much better options where you can just gamble at offshore and do not need to live in shitty town in the middle of the fukkin desert.

Crime. Depression. Tourists. Drunks. Addicts. Malcontents. Air Force guys. Cops.

So many undesirables.

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 07-06-15, 04:18 PM

Mo, it's cheap to live there, thats why. Average rent for an apartment is like $650.

And it's very easy to get laid in Vegas. So many out of town girls just looking to get drunk and get laid.

Mo, I banged my first Canadian chick in Vegas. you would have been proud.

**jjgold** · 07-06-15, 04:42 PM

It's the third poorest city in United States need I say anymore??

**shaunovery** · 07-06-15, 04:46 PM

Live cheap , stay within expenses budget

**Ra77er** · 07-06-15, 04:47 PM

JJ leave a copy under the rug so I can get in, thanks pal

**El Nino** · 07-06-15, 04:57 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Mo NO

early Junior year HS thrown out

Had alabama st looking at me as a fudgepacker back them

Mo DONT FUK WITH ME

Fyp

**MoMoneyMoVaughn** · 07-06-15, 05:01 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Mo, it's cheap to live there, thats why. Average rent for an apartment is like $650.

And it's very easy to get laid in Vegas. So many out of town girls just looking to get drunk and get laid.

Mo, I banged my first Canadian chick in Vegas. you would have been proud.

Redacted.

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 07-06-15, 05:04 PM

Mo did you bang her in the airplane?

**jjgold** · 07-06-15, 05:06 PM

$650 rent is ghetto men in Vegas

Lol rookie day at SBR

**James Marques** · 07-06-15, 05:24 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Mo NO

early Junior year HS thrown out

Had alabama st looking at me as a linebacker back them

Mo DONT FUK WITH ME

Goldie isn't Alabama State an HBCU school?

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 07-06-15, 05:25 PM

Gold, ever thought of living with a roommate in Vegas to save some cash?

**MoMoneyMoVaughn** · 07-06-15, 05:32 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Mo did you bang her in the airplane?

No at her rich ass parents summer home in Hawaii.

She was actually from Connecticut. Rich girl.

**MoMoneyMoVaughn** · 07-06-15, 05:33 PM

Originally posted by James Marques

Goldie isn't Alabama State an HBCU school?

It is but they will not pass up once in a lifetime talent like Goldy.

**jjgold** · 07-06-15, 05:36 PM

No idea about bama st

No roomies pal

Straight man

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 07-06-15, 05:38 PM

You can get a female roommate. You never know what might happen after that.

I can find some ladies in Vegas that are looking for roommates if you want. Say the word.

**Smoke** · 07-06-15, 05:42 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

You can get a female roommate. You never know what might happen after that.

I can find some ladies in Vegas that are looking for roommates if you want. Say the word.

...

**pavyracer** · 07-06-15, 06:33 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Do not gamble
Do not drink/drugs
Do not womanize

Only way you can survive

There is a reason you haven't had sex with a woman for 20 years.

**jjgold** · 07-06-15, 06:41 PM

Diggity I don't want to live with anyone I like my privacy

Paver I can teach the course on how to live in Vegas the proper way

**scumbag** · 07-06-15, 06:59 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Do not gamble
Do not drink/drugs
Do not womanize

Only way you can survive

gambling - nothing wrong with taking a few hundo to the BJ or craps table and trying to run it up. i do this a few times a year.

drinking/drugs - keep it to some evening weed, the random bump of coke if you've had too much to drink (on the rare occasions you do drink). stuff like mushrooms are fantastic. don't say all drugs are bad. say... "don't smoke crack, pop pills, do heroin, get all blowed out chasing that first line, etc. i also enjoy drinking. every couple of months i like to go tie one off.

womanizing - it's an absolute necessity. you have three choices: relationship, no pussy or trying to have multiple casual flings. the first two are out of the question for me.

the key to surviving in vegas is being talented enough to consistently earn, and disciplined enough to not go penetrating crazy.

who would even want to live in vegas if it was some depressing non-stop gambling session?

the best times in vegas for me are when i have 80-90k and i can just do what i want w/o feeling obligated to earn. instead i feel obligated to have fun and enjoy life.

**scumbag** · 07-06-15, 07:09 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Mo, it's cheap to live there, thats why. Average rent for an apartment is like $650.

And it's very easy to get laid in Vegas. So many out of town girls just looking to get drunk and get laid.

Mo, I banged my first Canadian chick in Vegas. you would have been proud.

love those canadians. years ago i met this blonde french canadian from montreal at an after hours spot. wound up back at my house doing coke and penetrating till the next afternoon.

i was maybe 22 or so. had tons of coke around back then. nowadays i dislike the drug. hell... i never really liked it much back then, everyone else did, so it was easy for me to do things i was kind of shy about, like meeting a stranger and an hour later you're sucking on her clit.

thinking about it now. it's kind of disturbing how many quality pieces were basically "coke whores".

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 07-06-15, 07:11 PM

Originally posted by scumbag

love those canadians. years ago i met this blonde french canadian from montreal at an after hours spot. wound up back at my house doing coke and penetrating till the next afternoon.

i was maybe 22 or so. had tons of coke around back then. nowadays i dislike the drug. hell... i never really liked it much back then, everyone else did, so it was easy for me to do things i was kind of shy about, like meeting a stranger and an hour later you're sucking on her clit.

thinking about it now. it's kind of disturbing how many quality pieces were basically "coke whores".

**jjgold** · 07-06-15, 07:42 PM

Originally posted by scumbag

gambling - nothing wrong with taking a few hundo to the BJ or craps table and trying to run it up. i do this a few times a year.

drinking/drugs - keep it to some evening weed, the random bump of coke if you've had too much to drink (on the rare occasions you do drink). stuff like mushrooms are fantastic. don't say all drugs are bad. say... "don't smoke crack, pop pills, do heroin, get all blowed out chasing that first line, etc. i also enjoy drinking. every couple of months i like to go tie one off.

womanizing - it's an absolute necessity. you have three choices: relationship, no pussy or trying to have multiple casual flings. the first two are out of the question for me.

the key to surviving in vegas is being talented enough to consistently earn, and disciplined enough to not go penetrating crazy.

who would even want to live in vegas if it was some depressing non-stop gambling session?

the best times in vegas for me are when i have 80-90k and i can just do what i want w/o feeling obligated to earn. instead i feel obligated to have fun and enjoy life.

How do you make money in Vegas man...give me some ideas??

**scumbag** · 07-06-15, 10:10 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

How do you make money in Vegas man...give me some ideas??

i don't do a whole lot nowadays. i'm living on former glory. that's what a call it when i do nothing except what i want - which rarely involves gambling - while paying for things with accumulated stacks.

but if i get low again i can always replenish in low-stakes cash games.

i don't really have the heart for this shit anymore (football for sure, poker i'll probably always have to play). i just play to get above a certain amount so i can not play.

**scumbag** · 07-06-15, 10:11 PM

and if all else fails "robs drug dealers".

**yydouble** · 07-06-15, 10:16 PM

Originally posted by scumbag

the best times in vegas for me are when i have 80-90k and i can just do what i want w/o feeling obligated to earn. instead i feel obligated to have fun and enjoy life.

Really? Those are the best times huh?
What an asshole.

**Booya711** · 07-06-15, 10:26 PM

Once you meet other locals it becomes easy

**scumbag** · 07-06-15, 10:31 PM

Originally posted by yydouble

Really? Those are the best times huh?
What an asshole.

cun.ty slave?