MLB Sizzler, 6/30 Edition: Pirates

[texhooper]

I have the Pirates tonight. It's like my great aunt always said, "when you got a stallion going up against a donkey, even if the donkey used to be a stallion, he's now a donkey, thereby you take the current stallion for the win, especially if the price on the stallion is close to even money." I have never forgotten that sage advice.

Good luck tonight, queers

[BadLuckSanta]

good luck steer

[jjgold]

Cubs are a sizzling hot pick tonight

good luck

[Chi_archie]

my great aunt ruth says the exact same thing

[texhooper]

my great aunt ruth says the exact same thing

they really were the greatest generation

[Dogball]

Looks strong

[texhooper]

you know, dogball, it really does. and i'm glad that someone besides me pointed that out.

[texhooper]

good lord we escaped a close call there men.

[ThaTopMoron]

good lord we escaped a close call there men.

3 run HR

[texhooper]

now for joba's normal "let the guys on base score before i get out of the inning" routine. come on joba!

[texhooper]

nice work joba!

[texhooper]

mother father

[texhooper]

Good. I'm glad this game is still going on. I actually today earlier was thinking, hey, you know, it really would be awesome if this game went on FOR FUKKING EVER

[IamAmonkey]

you got your wish...hehe

[texhooper]

Ok. It is now the 5 hour mark. I can't do this anymore. I'm going to sleep.

[ThaTopMoron]

Pit deserves to lose.

3 run dinger that wasn't rightfully given to Det... see if baseball karma gives Det justice or not lol

[TwoWays]

Hooper, what kind of lock is still playing 5 hours later??

[ThaTopMoron]

Verlander finished strong... might look into his next start

[texhooper]

2ways it's a Sizzler, not a lock

[TwoWays]

Pirates better sizzle here with 2,3rd, one out

[trobin31]

No...don't look..away

[texhooper]

I'm half awake, phone in my face in the dark keeping up with this bullshit. They better get out of this goddamn 14th inning 2ways.

[TwoWays]

Hooper it better work out. Only positional players left if Detroit gets back into this. Won't happen though. Rats got this on c0ck block lockdown

[TwoWays]

Good night hooper! Should sleep like a baby.

[texhooper]

Alright. MLB Sizzler plays are 1-0 on the year for +1 unit. And 1-0 lifetime I guess. Time for bed for real, holy shit what a lengthy affair

[texhooper]

That I will, 2ways. That I will

[Dogball]

All's well that ends well