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  • sam9ball
    SBR MVP
    • 07-01-09
    • 4454

    #1
    "Breaking News" Cowboys
    http://thatguysportsblog.com/posts/2...stitution.html

    Gotcha News! : Tony Romo,Jason Witten and Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Arrested for Solicitation of Prostitution



    The owner of the Cowboys Jerry Jones has been in the news for alot of crazy things but this may take the cake as he was arrested for solicitation of prostitution in the early morning hours of June 24th. Dallas authorites say that they had been running an undercover prostitution sting for the last few months and were surprised when they saw Jerry Jones.
    The officer posing as the prostitute commented "I am a huge Cowboys fan and I am saddened to see Mr. Jones stoop this low". Jones has already been released from custody and is now at his home awaiting trial.
    The two Cowboys players that were arrested were Tony Romo and Jason Witten. Sources say that both Witten and Romo both tried to pick up male prostitutes and when they figured out it was a sting tried to flee the scene. Officer Townley who acted as a male prostitute made a statement saying "I always knew Romo was a fudge packer but Witten that kind of surprised me".
    The rumors that Romo was gay have been floating around for years but who knew that it was any truth to it. What do you think the NFL should do to punish everyone involved in this crime?

  • opie1988
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 09-12-10
    • 23429

    #2
    Enjoy your infraction, Sam
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    • sam9ball
      SBR MVP
      • 07-01-09
      • 4454

      #3
      Infraction?
      Just like a true Cowgirl fan, the truth hurts. Getting nailed!
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      • jjgold
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 07-20-05
        • 388179

        #4
        Thats a fake story
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        • Ra77er
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 06-20-11
          • 10969

          #5
          Nicely played Sam
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          • TheMoneyShot
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 02-14-07
            • 28672

            #6
            Jerry trying to act like Hugh.
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            • tony_come
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 03-31-10
              • 21695

              #7
              I just forwarded the story to espn
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              • SharpAngles
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 04-15-14
                • 9467

                #8
                Sources say that both Witten and Romo both tried to pick up male prostitutes and when they figured out it was a sting tried to flee the scene. Officer Townley who acted as a male prostitute made a statement saying "I always knew Romo was a fudge packer but Witten that kind of surprised me".

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                • JAKEPEAVY21
                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                  • 03-11-11
                  • 29332

                  #9
                  word has it that Romo fancied a black midget
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