Epic Prison Escape in NY

**jjgold** · 06-14-15, 04:58 PM

I doubt they ever fukked her

**Booya711** · 06-14-15, 05:00 PM

every law enforcement agency in the country cant find 2 fukking guys...unreal.....what a mockery of the system

**Ra77er** · 06-14-15, 05:05 PM

Is 850 dollars not enough for a hot lady these days? Jesus I need a job.

jj I would say -110 they were fukking, bedcheck every 2 hours, their only goal in life was to hit it so hard she couldn't walk back to the guard tower.

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 06-14-15, 05:18 PM

90% chance they were fukking her.

**jjgold** · 06-14-15, 05:25 PM

Is it that powerful???

Is having a good rooster and fukkin a woman good make her worship you???

I do not know...never really used mine

**dark star** · 06-14-15, 05:29 PM

They made it to Newark.They stopped in Krug's for best burger known to man.

**Snowball** · 06-14-15, 06:16 PM

TWO absolutely CLASSIC jailbreak songs that make you wanna BUST OUT.

**Fidel_CashFlow** · 06-14-15, 06:18 PM

The NHL MODERATOR better not be jealous of the escapees huge cokk !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**MoMoneyMoVaughn** · 06-14-15, 06:20 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Is it that powerful???

Is having a good rooster and fukkin a woman good make her worship you???

I do not know...never really used mine

**BrickJames** · 06-14-15, 06:22 PM

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**byronbb** · 06-14-15, 07:33 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

I doubt they ever fukked her

They are in JAIL. They'd penetrate anything without a cok.

**Ra77er** · 06-14-15, 07:35 PM

JJ =

**CWD** · 06-14-15, 08:02 PM

what are they listening to right now ?

**MoMoneyMoVaughn** · 06-14-15, 08:06 PM

**MoMoneyMoVaughn** · 06-14-15, 08:07 PM

Originally posted by byronbb

They are in JAIL. They'd penetrate anything without a cok.

And maybe even a few things with.

**Ra77er** · 06-14-15, 08:08 PM

How does CWD find that specific video so quickly? You guys are probably way better than I could have imagined. No offense I mean.

**sandos139** · 06-14-15, 08:59 PM

Would be a dope movie...how bout Edward Norton as Sweat and Tom Sizemore could easily play Matt

**BrickJames** · 06-14-15, 09:03 PM

Originally posted by sandos139

Would be a dope movie...how bout Edward Norton as Sweat and Tom Sizemore could easily play Matt

Who plays the dikk?

**MoMoneyMoVaughn** · 06-14-15, 09:04 PM

Im already writing a treatment.

"The Cawk of Monte Cristo"

**BrickJames** · 06-14-15, 09:04 PM

Originally posted by BrickJames

Who plays the dikk?

I still think danny davito is the only option

**BrickJames** · 06-14-15, 09:05 PM

Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn

Im already writing a treatment.

"The Cawk of Monte Cristo"

Nice

**MoMoneyMoVaughn** · 06-14-15, 09:07 PM

Originally posted by BrickJames

I still think danny davito is the only option

Vern Troyer would also work.

**BrickJames** · 06-14-15, 09:09 PM

Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn

Vern Troyer would also work.

Too small! I suppose they could fix it with cgi

**opie1988** · 06-14-15, 09:10 PM

Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn

Vern Troyer would also work.

Motherfukk!
I was literally clicking over to post this exact same thing.

I guess before I really flip out...let's see how it's received. Who knows...may be a blessing....

**will2survive** · 06-14-15, 10:47 PM

News Bulletin: The escapees were spotted in Texas of all places......wow..Opie; lock the doors

**astrobloke** · 06-14-15, 10:56 PM

please...hit the panic button if you live in texas....now!

Release the hounds!!!

**ZetaPsi808** · 06-14-15, 10:58 PM

Originally posted by will2survive

News Bulletin: The escapees were spotted in Texas of all places......wow..Opie; lock the doors

Can u post a link for this update?

**astrobloke** · 06-14-15, 11:03 PM

article = Inmates who escape jail, normally get caught!

LINK > http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/...me-were-nabbed

**astrobloke** · 06-14-15, 11:05 PM

Originally posted by ZetaPsi808

Can u post a link for this update?

Good call mate!

will2survive might have jumped the gun.

Here is the latest article, just released as in the LAST HOUR!

Officials have no leads in hunt for New York prison escapees

LINK ==> http://www.thesundaily.my/news/1459334

**Ra77er** · 06-14-15, 11:09 PM

The first article is well written imho.

**Ra77er** · 06-14-15, 11:11 PM

Originally posted by astrobloke

please...hit the panic button if you live in texas....now!

Release the hounds!!!

I believe one is probably selling pizzas by now. Hopefully he doesn't mind the tip.

**will2survive** · 06-14-15, 11:42 PM

I was joking about Texas. These dudes could be in Canada or Mexico. I don't think that they're going to be found anytime soon....could be years. They got a major head start and plotted this out well. Only thing is they had no transportation from the jail. Their enabler chickened out and now she will pay. She's almost as dumb as coach Blatt for not playing Mozgov.

**will2survive** · 06-14-15, 11:44 PM

Originally posted by ZetaPsi808

Can u post a link for this update?

OMG! They were just reported in Yonkers,NY..

**Ra77er** · 06-14-15, 11:47 PM

Will that sounds terrible, will call me on the phone and we can work this out.

**will2survive** · 06-14-15, 11:50 PM

I think they were spotted near where Zeta lives. He better lock his doors. Damn....