Tiger Woods should just retire and bang porno stars

[bettilimbroke999]

Enough acting like a good family guy for his sponsors and bullshitting about how he's gonna come back to his old form somehow someday...Tiger was powered by his passion for white skank pussy when he saw the hole in golf he thought to himself if I make this I'll get more famous and get more white whores and then he'd smash the back of the whole on a downhill sidehill 15 footer and pretend to jerk himself off and nut on the crowd as it went in.

Those days are long gone and now Tiger is worried if he penetrates anymore skanks he'll wind up in the news losing more sponsors and have to do more "apologies" about how much he loves slammin white skanks.

My advice is to cut the bullshit...you suck at golf but who gives a penetrate you once were great and made a fortune so take the 500 mil you've got left from your first wife and retire, get a vasectomy and rawdog sluts everyday

[jjgold]

He has to play to keep getting sponsor money and advertising but eventually that's all going to fade

[lakerboy]

Guy was never good.

[bettilimbroke999]

He has to play to keep getting sponsor money and advertising but eventually that's all going to fade

They will sponsor him to be the spokesman for Trojan condoms in post-retirement...or maybe he'll have his own brand of condoms...do some Viagra commercials or something. He can make a porno with these porn stars...call it Tiger's Wood and it'll make a fortune and he'll be doing what he loves...white hos

[Jeffie]

You're talking about a guy who is worth almost a billion dollars with tons of hundreds of millions in investments. Yet think he's worried about sponsors? He's the greatest the sport has ever seen and when you get old and take a bunch of time off especially with golf you clearly won't be the same. Golfers are much better now and his time is done.

[CWD]

steroids fell off worse than joe mauer

[jjgold]

Plenty of Guys do Great at his age

He wicked out

You're talking about a guy who is worth almost a billion dollars with tons of hundreds of millions in investments. Yet think he's worried about sponsors? He's the greatest the sport has ever seen and when you get old and take a bunch of time off especially with golf you clearly won't be the same. Golfers are much better now and his time is done.

[bettilimbroke999]

Tiger should pull a Bruce Jenner and see if he can play on the LPGA

[Jeffie]

Plenty of Guys do Great at his age

He wicked out

That is true JJ but I'm just saying young golfers like Spieth and Rory are just much better now. When tiger was dominant there a few hundred golfers competing that were irrelevant. Tiger is one of those golfers now.

[jjgold]

Those players you mentioned are not dominating… Nobody dominates golf anymore look at the PGA tour is always new winners

[DrunkHorseplayer]

Oh how the juice-less have fallen.

[Ghenghis Kahn]

he should quit golf and become a designated hitter in the majors. can't get worst than the way he's playing now...

[Harry N. Lloyd]

That new swing coach of his should be considered the worst ever. WORST EVER. The dude should be selling used cars.

[pavyracer]

This is the dumbest thing I have ever heard. Why would he retire since he can bang hoes and being paid millions to play golf?

[stevenash]

he should quit golf and become a designated hitter in the majors. can't get worst than the way he's playing now...

Jordon dropped hoops and gave that a try too.

[smitch124]

Sucking is one thing, an 85? that's almost a weekend hacker score. wtf?

[bettilimbroke999]

I dont know what the odds are on Tiger to win the US Open...but honestly if you can bet the Will Tiger Woods win US Open? No you have bet an absolute lock...this penetrate may not break 90 at the US Open...he cant handle a basic pitch/chip how is he gonna get up and down from foot thick rough...hes also driving the ball like Ray Charles

[bettilimbroke999]

Justin Rose 66...Tiger Woods 85

[jjgold]

He doesn't realize he's the laughingstock of golf and everyone applauding that he does bad is not a liked athlete

[stevenash]

I shot a 85 last year.
Shit, Ray Charles can shoot an 85

[bettilimbroke999]

Tiger is the worst ad for Nike golf possible

Tha new Nike Bomber Straight Arrow 2015 model is in stores now for $499 you can hit the ball like Tiger at Memorial

People are like penetrate that Im tryin to play good

[yydouble]

All time low for Tiger Saturday. 85 in good weather after gutting out a 70 on Fri. To make the cut on the number for the second tourney in a row.
He was actually thinking he could get it going again.

THEN JACK NICKLAUS says he "feels sorry for him" and he's a "good golfer and a good guy" on NATIONAL TV! He sat with Jim Nantz and Nick Faldo during the telecast and just blistered Woods with his fake empathy.

Oh the PAIN of hearing that old man, who always said you wouldn't break his record, lecturing you on how to fix yourself, now that he's sure you will never sniff 18 majors, all of a sudden he feels for you!

The Golden Bear has never been happier! He could barley contain himself from waxing on about how bad Tiger is.

He is below avg in all the stats. Absolutely an average to below average player on tour now. 172 in the world and will drop after this week. Its never been this bad.

Plus no more crazy white pussy allowed!?!?!

We have never seen an athlete fall like this, he may never win a tour event again, let alone a major.

My God how fickle golf is.

This man was better than anyone had ever seen at every part of the game! Putting, Driving, Sand Game, short Irons, long irons, flop shots, invented the "Stinger Shot" with his 3wood, he could even juggle a ball with his wedge between his legs and behind his back then hit it straight down the range out of mid air before anyone had EVER SEEN ANYONE do THAT!

This is a man that rich, succesful men openly tried to emulate, told their kids to act and play like.

This is like LeBron forgetting how to dribble the ball. Literally can't get up the court without turning it over, dribbling off his foot, double dribbling, losing he ball out of bounds with no one guarding him.

It is shocking how far he has fallen.

Truly shocking.

[jjgold]

Tiger thinks he is 25 and he is not

easy to fix his game

swing easier and shorten the swing and forget all the tech stuff..he is thinking too much

go play golf

[Stallion]

I shot an 85 last year, through 15 holes.

[stevenash]

I shot an 85 last year, through 15 holes.

[manny24]

game of inches and he's got 9 soft

that Vonn girl said he already made a come back too

many times

[ByeShea]

The Golden Bear has never been happier!

True. JN is a competitive mutha, even decades after retirement.

[Big Bear]

....

[bettilimbroke999]

Nike drivers have been marked down from $499 to $4.99

[ttwarrior1]

porn stars dont want him anymore, washed up all the way around

[stevenash]

True. JN is a competitive mutha, even decades after retirement.

JN was the G.O.A.T

[yydouble]

Can you believe Tiger finished in last place by 8 shots?

Unfathomable.

[jjgold]

Tiger said he is close

[minet123]

Tiger thinks he is 25 and he is not

easy to fix his game

swing easier and shorten the swing and forget all the tech stuff..he is thinking too much

go play golf

Opie fill in JJ

Only time 1st shift JJ has been on a golf course was to mow the grass

[LEOLEO]

said tiger woods to female "x" at the bar....

in tiger voice....

"oh im Realllll Dirty....."