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  • Seaweed
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 01-19-12
    • 26318

    #1
    Today is My Birthday
    Will be going to Denny's for free breakfest, and then to Mandarin for a free lunch buffet. Upon completion, I will entertain the idea of getting a massage from Erotic Massage, as it offers 15% off the door fee. I have never been but I won't let them touch my privates, I only want the body massage and discount.

    At night I will be drinking Amstel Light and posting
  • cashin81
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 09-10-14
    • 12946

    #2
    this is a lazy story, seaweed.
    Im sure if you read it again, you will realise you can make up better shit than this.

    happy "birthday"
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    • Booya711
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 12-20-11
      • 27329

      #3
      Saloon this garbage
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      • tony_come
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 03-31-10
        • 21695

        #4
        Happy birthday handsome
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        • MoMoneyMoVaughn
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 05-08-14
          • 14988

          #5


          Saer meet me at Denny's at 7 at Dundas and Islington.
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          • MoMoneyMoVaughn
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 05-08-14
            • 14988

            #6
            Meet me at the Mandarin at Queensway and Kipling.
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            • Seaweed
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 01-19-12
              • 26318

              #7
              Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn
              Meet me at the Mandarin at Queensway and Kipling.
              Will be there at noon
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              • Seaweed
                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                • 01-19-12
                • 26318

                #8
                Originally posted by tony_come
                Happy birthday handsome
                Thanks, not bad yourself
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                • Smoke
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 10-09-09
                  • 48111

                  #9
                  Originally posted by tony_come
                  Happy birthday handsome
                  Thanks toniest
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                  • tony_come
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 03-31-10
                    • 21695

                    #10
                    Smokiest you're welcome
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                    • Smoke
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 10-09-09
                      • 48111

                      #11
                      Originally posted by tony_come
                      Smokiest you're welcome
                      Toniest your handsome too
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                      • Mr KLC
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 12-19-07
                        • 31097

                        #12
                        Look who's turning 15 today!
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                        • Antibet
                          SBR MVP
                          • 10-30-09
                          • 1688

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Seaweed
                          but I won't let them touch my privates
                          Good idea. You don't want Angelito to get accidentally horny and release from his package for free
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                          • cburland10
                            SBR Wise Guy
                            • 11-26-13
                            • 801

                            #14
                            happy birthday !
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                            • rkelly110
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 10-05-09
                              • 39691

                              #15
                              HBD! At least get prices on the rub and tug in case Mo wants to go.
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                              • jjgold
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 07-20-05
                                • 388179

                                #16
                                Seaweed never announce your birthday
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                                • Vegas39
                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                  • 09-22-11
                                  • 30686

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Booya711
                                  Saloon this garbage

                                  Pathetic and the Houston lie exposed
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                                  • Fidel_CashFlow
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 12-03-12
                                    • 53970

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Mr KLC
                                    Look who's turning 15 today!



                                    Happy birthday u goofy fukker !
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                                    • swordsandtequila
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 02-23-12
                                      • 9757

                                      #19
                                      If only someone gave this to his mother on her birthday...

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                                      • jjgold
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 07-20-05
                                        • 388179

                                        #20
                                        Seaweed stop looking for attention

                                        Your sad..come to Vegas..watch my shoutout video I have activities planned
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                                        • Smoke
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 10-09-09
                                          • 48111

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by swordsandtequila
                                          If only someone gave this to his mother on her birthday...

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                                          • Antibet
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 10-30-09
                                            • 1688

                                            #22
                                            Happy birthday, Seaweed. This song is for you.

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                                            • badgerguy
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 03-21-13
                                              • 2281

                                              #23
                                              Happy birthday seaweed!
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                                              • MoMoneyMoVaughn
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 05-08-14
                                                • 14988

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Seaweed
                                                Will be there at noon
                                                Which guy are you?

                                                You could be anyone other than the strange man wearing a cowboy hat and boot.

                                                That's me.
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                                                • Seaweed
                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                  • 01-19-12
                                                  • 26318

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Vegas39
                                                  Pathetic and the Houston lie exposed
                                                  I'm allowed a day of freedom on my birthday.

                                                  That said, do you really believe I would go to a rub and tug?? You need to read inbetween the lines.
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                                                  • Vegas39
                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                    • 09-22-11
                                                    • 30686

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Seaweed
                                                    I'm allowed a day of freedom on my birthday.
                                                    More lies how sad your life is.

                                                    Then again its you have huh
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                                                    • Seaweed
                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                      • 01-19-12
                                                      • 26318

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn
                                                      Which guy are you?

                                                      You could be anyone other than the strange man wearing a cowboy hat and boot.

                                                      That's me.
                                                      I'm the guy downstairs tied to the chair surrounded by 6 Asians who are threatening to chop my toes off
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                                                      • Vegas39
                                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                        • 09-22-11
                                                        • 30686

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn
                                                        Which guy are you?

                                                        You could be anyone other than the strange man wearing a cowboy hat and boot.

                                                        That's me.
                                                        You had to know the fraud wasn't showing
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                                                        • Seaweed
                                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                          • 01-19-12
                                                          • 26318

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Vegas39
                                                          You had to know the fraud wasn't showing
                                                          How can I show when I'm in Houston. Jeez, get with the program bobby.
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                                                          • MoMoneyMoVaughn
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 05-08-14
                                                            • 14988

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Seaweed
                                                            I'm the guy downstairs tied to the chair surrounded by 6 Asians who are threatening to chop my toes off
                                                            Did you tell them it was your birthday?

                                                            I've always heard that's what happens if you don't tip well.
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                                                            • MoMoneyMoVaughn
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 05-08-14
                                                              • 14988

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Vegas39
                                                              You had to know the fraud wasn't showing
                                                              I heard screams coming from the basement.

                                                              Could have been him.

                                                              I was only there to get one of those famous Chinese coffees.
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                                                              • Smoke
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 10-09-09
                                                                • 48111

                                                                #32
                                                                Saer just make a video in mask near a houston landmark
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                                                                • Pete0
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 04-09-10
                                                                  • 3849

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Happy bday mayne !

                                                                  Hope u have a great day; ur a quality poster =]
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                                                                  • MoMoneyMoVaughn
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 05-08-14
                                                                    • 14988

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Smoke
                                                                    Saer just make a video in mask near a houston landmark
                                                                    Does Houston have land marks, Smoke?
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                                                                    • tony_come
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 03-31-10
                                                                      • 21695

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Angelito birthday also
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