1. 01-11-12 12:37 PM #1
    jjgold
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    10 Points For Anyone That Can Tell Me Where To Get A Skin Tight Tebow Face

    I mean where I look just like Timmy face wise whereas I have to peel the mask off my fukkin face
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  2. 01-11-12 12:39 PM #2
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  3. 01-11-12 12:40 PM #3
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    Trying to get laid ?
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  4. 01-11-12 12:41 PM #4
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    Why do you need it??

    Sexual fantasies?
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  5. 01-11-12 12:41 PM #5
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    Goldy, All you need is this jersey:



    And these under eye patch things:



    Nobody would ever knows it's you.

    Why are you trying to do this anyway? Is it to get ladies?
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  6. 01-11-12 12:42 PM #6
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    Daddy is there some sort of mask where I can look like this???

    Perfect fukkin teeth..look at mine
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  7. 01-11-12 12:43 PM #7
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    $13 jj

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  8. 01-11-12 12:44 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I mean where I look just like Timmy face wise whereas I have to peel the mask off my fukkin face

    Shari must be a tebow fan.
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  9. 01-11-12 12:47 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by beerman2619 View Post
    Shari must be a tebow fan.


    Girl never even looks at me, I just know if she got to know me she would love me
    Getting past the looks is sooooooooooooo hard with this girl
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  10. 01-11-12 12:48 PM #10
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    Can you play the virgin role ?
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  11. 01-11-12 01:03 PM #11
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    Sammy I can play any role
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  12. 01-11-12 01:06 PM #12
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    Here you go, Goldy: http://www.gizmag.com/3d-lifelike-masks-real-f/20134/

    Just send them a few pictures of Timmy Tebow and $3,920 and aprox 2 weeks later your 3D Timmy life-like mask will be in your mailbox.
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  13. 01-11-12 01:07 PM #13
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    start with some HGH to grow your facial bones, and then I think you can have a plastic surgeon and dentist make it permanent
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  14. 01-11-12 01:14 PM #14
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    Do a google search on costume shops just add in Denver
    and call the non-chain
    they probably got something but it will cost
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  15. 01-11-12 01:18 PM #15
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    Thanks for the points, Goldy. When the mask arrives, you will make a video wearing it, right?
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  16. 01-11-12 01:44 PM #16
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    Corbin has been extra homo this month.
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  17. 01-11-12 02:14 PM #17
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    Mayan, to be fair, half the US seems to have a man crush on Tebow right now.

    Brady must put a stop to this.
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  18. 01-11-12 02:47 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post
    Thanks for the points, Goldy. When the mask arrives, you will make a video wearing it, right?

    I think you cannot impersonate someone else though

    Website sketchy.........can you imagine if I could pull this off and people thinking I am Timmy??

    Something does not sound right
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  19. 01-11-12 03:10 PM #19
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    I dunno man, I think the girls might still be able to tell

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  20. 01-11-12 03:23 PM #20
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  21. 01-18-12 05:27 AM #21
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    He will be fired today
    Secondly Isner has Bi tendencies and could be sleeping with ump

    Tennis is crazy..everyone fuks everyone in the training room
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  22. 01-18-12 05:57 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    He will be fired today
    Secondly Isner has Bi tendencies and could be sleeping with ump

    Tennis is crazy..everyone fuks everyone in the training room

    skin tight tebow thread turns into australian open thread....

    more coffee JJ
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  23. 01-18-12 08:08 AM #23
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    i hear this will help, snaggle

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  24. 01-18-12 08:57 AM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    He will be fired today
    Secondly Isner has Bi tendencies and could be sleeping with ump

    Tennis is crazy..everyone fuks everyone in the training room
    who will be fired and what thread was this supposed to be posted in???
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  25. 01-18-12 10:49 AM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    He will be fired today
    Secondly Isner has Bi tendencies and could be sleeping with ump

    Tennis is crazy..everyone fuks everyone in the training room
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  26. 01-18-12 10:57 AM #26
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    He was responding to the Aussie open tennis thread about the ump who wouldn't let isner's opponent challenge a blown call. Not sure how he posted in an old thread though
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  27. 01-18-12 10:58 AM #27
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    here JJ these are for you


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  28. 09-10-12 11:23 AM #28
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    BUMP for JJGold.
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  29. 09-10-12 11:24 AM #29
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  30. 09-06-15 08:01 PM #30
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    bump for Corbin
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  31. 09-06-15 08:07 PM #31
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    JJ did you ever buy that mask?
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  32. 09-06-15 08:24 PM #32
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    Tremendous bump but I was told by doctors in order to do something like that it would cost over 50,000
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  33. 12-12-15 02:07 PM #33
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    JJ, $50k to look like Tim Tebow is +ev
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  34. 12-12-15 02:10 PM #34
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    JJ just think you have fukked more girls than Tim Tebow
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  35. 12-12-15 02:14 PM #35
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    tremendous bump
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