Where did the Houston Astros come from???

**Albert Poo Holes** · 09-23-15, 11:58 PM

f*cking got auto corrected to penetrating lol

**CanuckG** · 09-24-15, 12:55 AM

Lastros

**BigDeem5** · 09-24-15, 06:34 AM

Originally posted by BigDeem5

Start fading these schmucks.

Lightbulb

**JMobile** · 09-25-15, 12:11 AM

Well, at least they are still in the wild card by 1.5 games in front of the Twinkies.

**johnnyvegas13** · 09-25-15, 03:26 AM

stros can sweep the rangers

**CanuckG** · 09-25-15, 09:31 PM

Lastros getting pumped

**SBRMAN23** · 09-25-15, 09:34 PM

WHere did the Lastros GO? oh right where they are use to being the BASEMENT LMAOOO

**drfunkmaster** · 09-25-15, 10:58 PM

i faded them today same with royals fade those 2 teams and cardinals

**Seto** · 09-25-15, 11:00 PM

Rangers

**Booya711** · 09-25-15, 11:06 PM

City of Houston will always be a third world city compared to the Dallas metroplex for sports

**CanuckG** · 09-25-15, 11:09 PM

Originally posted by drfunkmaster

i faded them today same with royals fade those 2 teams and cardinals

just like you faded the jays huh

**drfunkmaster** · 09-25-15, 11:16 PM

Originally posted by CanuckG

just like you faded the jays huh

ONLINE
09/25/2015
01:11 PM

[ # ********* ] PARLAY (5 TEAMS) ( Risk: XX - Win: XXX )

WIN

09/25/2015 @ 07:15 PM	MLB	[915] CHI WHITE SOX +132( C RODON -L / C SABATHIA -L ) Score: CHI WHITE SOX(5) - NY YANKEES(2)	WIN
09/25/2015 @ 07:15 PM	MLB	[917] TOTAL o8-115 (TB RAYS vrs TOR BLUE JAYS)( J ODORIZZI -R / R DICKEY -R ) Score: TB RAYS(3) - TOR BLUE JAYS(5)	PUSH
09/25/2015 @ 07:15 PM	MLB	[918] TOR BLUE JAYS -170( J ODORIZZI -R / R DICKEY -R ) Score: TB RAYS(3) - TOR BLUE JAYS(5)	WIN
09/25/2015 @ 08:20 PM	MLB	[923] CLE INDIANS -118( C CARRASCO -R / E VOLQUEZ -R ) Score: CLE INDIANS(6) - KC ROYALS(0)	WIN
09/25/2015 @ 08:20 PM	MLB	[925] TEX RANGERS +125( Y GALLARDO -R / S KAZMIR -L ) Score: TEX RANGERS(6) - HOU ASTROS(2)	WIN

**existential** · 09-25-15, 11:39 PM

down to a half game lead over the Angels

**CanuckG** · 09-26-15, 12:32 AM

Originally posted by drfunkmaster

ONLINE
09/25/2015
01:11 PM

[ # ********* ] PARLAY (5 TEAMS) ( Risk: XX - Win: XXX )

WIN

09/25/2015 @ 07:15 PM	MLB	[915] CHI WHITE SOX +132( C RODON -L / C SABATHIA -L ) Score: CHI WHITE SOX(5) - NY YANKEES(2)	WIN
09/25/2015 @ 07:15 PM	MLB	[917] TOTAL o8-115 (TB RAYS vrs TOR BLUE JAYS)( J ODORIZZI -R / R DICKEY -R ) Score: TB RAYS(3) - TOR BLUE JAYS(5)	PUSH
09/25/2015 @ 07:15 PM	MLB	[918] TOR BLUE JAYS -170( J ODORIZZI -R / R DICKEY -R ) Score: TB RAYS(3) - TOR BLUE JAYS(5)	WIN
09/25/2015 @ 08:20 PM	MLB	[923] CLE INDIANS -118( C CARRASCO -R / E VOLQUEZ -R ) Score: CLE INDIANS(6) - KC ROYALS(0)	WIN
09/25/2015 @ 08:20 PM	MLB	[925] TEX RANGERS +125( Y GALLARDO -R / S KAZMIR -L ) Score: TEX RANGERS(6) - HOU ASTROS(2)	WIN

interesting

tampa playing to ruin the jays parade.... lets go rays

jays wont hit anything today, and first round playoffs they are gone.

**JMobile** · 09-26-15, 12:51 AM

Nice hit FunkMaster

**JameisBrady** · 09-26-15, 12:52 AM

Originally posted by CanuckG

interesting

He's right, the Jays will be gone after the ALDS.

**JMobile** · 09-27-15, 01:42 PM

Twins are winning and the Rangers are up by 1.

**Hudini** · 09-28-15, 01:26 AM

I really would like to see Astros over Yankees in post-season.

**greenhippo** · 09-28-15, 01:47 AM

Originally posted by SBRMAN23

WHere did the Lastros GO? oh right where they are use to being the BASEMENT LMAOOO

Perhaps reading at an elementary level is beyond your intellectual grasp, but second in your division is not in the basement. God bless you and whatever struggles you must go through daily.

**Barnes & Whine** · 09-29-15, 04:18 AM

Still like Rangers to close out the Western division.

**MoMoneyMoVaughn** · 09-29-15, 04:21 AM

And just like that. They were gone.

**MoMoneyMoVaughn** · 09-29-15, 04:29 AM

Originally posted by JameisBrady

He's right, the Jays will be gone after the ALDS.

Jameis I will bet you a subway footlong that they they get to ALCS.

*sandwich will not be honored.

**opie1988** · 09-29-15, 07:15 AM

Originally posted by opie1988

Looks like it's gonna be close...

**Mr KLC** · 10-03-15, 08:34 PM

McHugh looking great tonight. 5 innings away from being eligible for a 163rd game for the first time in 10 years. Hang on guys!

**Mr KLC** · 10-03-15, 08:39 PM

Big smash by Altuve!!! 3-0 Stros!!!!

**Mr KLC** · 10-03-15, 08:39 PM

Hank Conger does a great robot in the dugout.

**Mr KLC** · 10-03-15, 08:42 PM

Yankees lose again. Could potentially lose Wild Card game home field advantage.

**Mr KLC** · 10-03-15, 09:54 PM

Diamondbacks need to sign Colby Rasmus in the offseason. He's hit 3 home runs in the same exact spot, the last 2 games.

**Mr KLC** · 10-03-15, 11:32 PM

We are playing a 163rd game in some form or fashion. Either Monday against Texas or the Angels, or Tuesday against the Yankees. Good job, boys!!

**jjgold** · 10-04-15, 12:33 AM

Good luck to the Houston Astros they can definitely advance

**JMobile** · 10-05-15, 12:18 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Good luck to the Houston Astros they can definitely advance

You know what this means...bet on the Yankees.

Thanks, JJ.

**Ra77er** · 10-05-15, 12:47 AM

Congrats to all the Astro fans. I'm sure it hurts not winning the division but remarkable turnaround, the West will have to go through state of Texas for years to come. Did you guys even think playoffs before the season and be honest? Rangers stole a little but this is a huge win for you guys.

**astrodomer** · 10-05-15, 06:01 AM

Proud day for Astrofans

**opie1988** · 10-05-15, 06:07 AM

Originally posted by johnnyvegas13

who is more likely to win div

stros or angels

I'm gonna go with neither!!

**Mr KLC** · 10-05-15, 08:13 AM

Originally posted by Ra77er

Congrats to all the Astro fans. I'm sure it hurts not winning the division but remarkable turnaround, the West will have to go through state of Texas for years to come. Did you guys even think playoffs before the season and be honest? Rangers stole a little but this is a huge win for you guys.

Would have been ecstatic with a .500 season this year. Everything from this point forward is icing on top of the cake for 2015. Definitely helps me forget about the Texans. Can go from Astros to Rockets once the baseball season is over.