BREAKING: I've received the text from Seaweed, who received the text from Angelito...

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  • The Giant
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    • 01-21-12
    • 21480

    #1
    BREAKING: I've received the text from Seaweed, who received the text from Angelito...
    This is not a joke.

    I repeat: This is NOT a joke.

    As many of you know, Seaweed is now gainfully employed by NASA. He found out early this morning that he'll be without internet access for the first 24 hours of his bed stay. His 70 day hardship will keep him bedridden until the beginning of July.

    He texted me this play just before getting his custom fitted bed situated properly, and the team of testers was just about to have a conference Skype Q&A with legendary astronaut Buzz Aldrin.

    And now to the play. These plays from Angelito, Seaweed's Filipino financial advisor, have gone a documented and unprecedented 7-0. Those that have followed are likely tanning somewhere in a warm climate surrounded by whores. Let's see if Angelito can make it 8 in a row...

    Ottawa Senators/Montreal Canadiens OVER 5 (+105)

    Good luck and Godspeed.
  • frogsrangers
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    • 04-25-12
    • 5792

    #2
    Angelito has a long way to go to get to Zackary's level
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    • ZetaPsi808
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      • 09-18-08
      • 12119

      #3
      giant
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      • D Med
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        • 09-22-12
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        #4
        Don't fakk me pal
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        • Smoke
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          • 10-09-09
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          #5
          If you built it they will come
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          • Rudeboy
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            • 07-15-14
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            #6
            Nope don't see it
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            • Antibet
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              • 10-30-09
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              #7
              Originally posted by frogsrangers
              Angelito has a long way to go to get to Zackary's level
              There you go. There never gonna be a peace on SBR: even imaginary gay friends are in a dick measuring contest.

              How long is Zachary and how long is Angelito.
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              • daneblazer
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                • 09-14-08
                • 27861

                #8
                What about Helga & Bertha? Anyone heard from them?
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                • opie1988
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                  • 09-12-10
                  • 23429

                  #9
                  Originally posted by frogsrangers
                  Angelito has a long way to go to get to Zackary's level
                  Agreed
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                  • Vegas39
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                    • 09-22-11
                    • 30686

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Rudeboy
                    Nope don't see it
                    best news over bettors could get
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                    • Jayvegas420
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                      • 03-09-11
                      • 28213

                      #11
                      Will seaweed be going to Uranus or will he just be exploring various black holes?
                      This sounds like delicious work!
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                      • tony_come
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                        • 03-31-10
                        • 21695

                        #12
                        BigG you speak and understand tagalog?
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                        • Booya711
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                          • 12-20-11
                          • 27329

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Jayvegas420
                          Will seaweed be going to Uranus or will he just be exploring various black holes?
                          This sounds like delicious work!
                          Don't care where he goes Jay...just as long as he goes away
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                          • Booya711
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                            • 12-20-11
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Jayvegas420
                            Will seaweed be going to Uranus or will he just be exploring various black holes?
                            This sounds like delicious work!
                            When's your next Vegas trip?
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                            • Rudeboy
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                              • 07-15-14
                              • 5725

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Vegas39
                              best news over bettors could get
                              lol
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                              • BiTeMe UsAdOj
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                                • 08-18-11
                                • 7537

                                #16
                                Originally posted by The Giant
                                Those that have followed are likely tanning somewhere in a warm climate surrounded by whores
                                Sheesh... this guy knows just what to say to get me to go ALL IN on this shaky half-ass play

                                Fuk it... tropical sands & sluts too hard to pass up here --

                                ON IT



                                Guess I can hope the Lafleur-Shutt-Mahovlich line gets a shift or two.....
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                                • The Giant
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                                  • 01-21-12
                                  • 21480

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Jayvegas420
                                  Will seaweed be going to Uranus or will he just be exploring various black holes?
                                  This sounds like delicious work!
                                  Jay, that's a clown question, bro.

                                  As I'm sure you know, Uranus has only been visited once, by Voyager2, and that was all the way back in 1986. I don't see Seaweed going there, no. There may be a few black holes in his future though, it just depends if there are any groupies that come along with being a NASA employee.
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                                  • The Giant
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                                    • 01-21-12
                                    • 21480

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj
                                    Sheesh... this guy knows just what to say to get me to go ALL IN on this shaky half-ass play

                                    Fuk it... tropical sands & sluts too hard to pass up here --

                                    ON IT



                                    Guess I can hope the Lafleur-Shutt-Mahovlich line gets a shift or two.....

                                    Bite me, I added that particular line with you in mind.

                                    I know you have a special place in your heart for the working-class girl. I'm sure there are also special places in your dungeons for them.
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                                    • Vegas39
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                                      • 09-22-11
                                      • 30686

                                      #19
                                      Giant how many years since you actually bet a hockey game
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                                      • MoMoneyMoVaughn
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                                        • 05-08-14
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                                        #20
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                                        • BIGDAY
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                                          • 02-17-10
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                                          #21
                                          Slammed the fukker!!
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                                          • Vegas39
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                                            • 09-22-11
                                            • 30686

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by BIGDAY
                                            Slammed the fukker!!
                                            Hope you parlayed with the Blues
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                                            • Booya711
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                                              • 12-20-11
                                              • 27329

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by BIGDAY
                                              Slammed the fukker!!
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                                              • The Giant
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                                                • 01-21-12
                                                • 21480

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Vegas39
                                                Giant how many years since you actually bet a hockey game
                                                It's been a while, I'm certain there haven't been any this year. Plus, I'm a typically an under bettor.

                                                This is a tough spot for me. Angelito's success has been undeniable. But then again, Big Day has officially slammed this play. His mushing capabilities are well documented and extraordinary. I'm so torn here!
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                                                • Vegas39
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                                                  • 09-22-11
                                                  • 30686

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by The Giant
                                                  It's been a while, I'm certain there haven't been any this year. Plus, I'm a typically an under bettor.

                                                  This is a tough spot for me. Angelito's success has been undeniable. But then again, Big Day has officially slammed this play. His mushing capabilities are well documented and extraordinary. I'm so torn here!
                                                  was guessing was back when Kings played at Forum in Inglewood
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                                                  • Ghenghis Kahn
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                                                    • 01-02-12
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                                                    #26
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                                                    • The Giant
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                                                      • 01-21-12
                                                      • 21480

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Vegas39
                                                      was guessing was back when Kings played at Forum in Inglewood
                                                      With those sweet gold jerseys? Or were they yellow? Anyway, it hasn't been that long!
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                                                      • Rudeboy
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                                                        #28
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                                                        • freeVICK
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                                                          #29
                                                          Easy fade here
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                                                          • Vegas39
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                                                            • 09-22-11
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by The Giant
                                                            With those sweet gold jerseys? Or were they yellow? Anyway, it hasn't been that long!


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                                                            • Mr KLC
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                                                              • 12-19-07
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                                                              #31
                                                              Missed this play. Got home 2 minutes too late. Well, good luck!
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                                                              • Dirty Sanchez
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                                                                • 03-01-10
                                                                • 16031

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by The Giant
                                                                This is not a joke.

                                                                I repeat: This is NOT a joke.
                                                                I beg to differ...Anyone who believes any of this crap needs to be launched into the outer reaches of no where for being a moron
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                                                                • jjgold
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                                                                  • 07-20-05
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Let's stop with the comics or you'll be removed from post of the month rankings
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                                                                  • Ghenghis Kahn
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                                                                    • 01-02-12
                                                                    • 19734

                                                                    #34
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                                                                    • The Giant
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                                                                      • 01-21-12
                                                                      • 21480

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Dirty Sanchez
                                                                      I beg to differ...Anyone who believes any of this crap needs to be launched into the outer reaches of no where for being a moron
                                                                      Sanchez, if you're suggesting Seaweed is 7-0 on his own, I'm sure he'll be happy that you're a believer in his handicapping abilities.

                                                                      I'll pass on the message.
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