New Job Nursing Assistant : Video..

[tomallen123]

To infinity and beyond JJ

[Mr KLC]

Patient: Dr. Corbin, my headache won't go away. I've sniffed all the meds you gave me, and it's not working.

Dr. Corbin: What da fukk? Do you think I really have time for this shit? I'm at the Silver Sevens right now watching the game, and you're calling me about a damn brain tumor that I can't do a gd thing about. I told you yesterday bitch. You're fukked. Take a couple of Tylenols, put a dime on the Yankees, and call my nurse in the morning.

[jjgold]

some chick yesterday said I looked cute in them,I went to store with the scrubs on and told the chick I got called in to see a patient on Easter

I complained about it and said Dr's on call all the time

[Auto Donk]

some chick yesterday said I looked cute in them,I went to store with the scrubs on and told the chick I got called in to see a patient on Easter

I complained about it and said Dr's on call all the time

good job, JJ,

I have a visual in my mind of her pussy lips parting like the red sea as you spoke!

[MoneyLineDawg]

jj you can make a side business selling narcotics

[Auto Donk]

be cautioned, JJ, stealing drugs from the Pyxis isn't as easy as it looks..... that shit is electronically coded and usually videotaping you like an atm machine......

I know this as I've had to represent to "nurse" junkies who thought using a co-worker's Pyxis code was the road to getting high nirvana....

[jjgold]

its just paper work basically

I have zero access to anything

[smoke a bowl]

You look gangsta JJ.

[The Giant]

I'm going to show up at your hospital, Corbin, specifically ask for your assistance, and then demand a sponge bath...

[jjgold]

How long it takes me to get laid with this outfit

Under 100 days -150

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

How long it takes me to get laid with this outfit

Under 100 days -150

You really need to put out an alternate line that reflects FEMALES ONLY.

[manny24]

tell these chicks at the store that you run a late night foot clinic out of the van and show up at their condo for free exams

[Hu$tle]

JJ about time u get a damn job. Don't steal anything just yet, scout it out first and check going prices on ebay.

[Snowball]

they give you those scrubs to wear after you're arrested and held overnight.

[Snowball]

they do make you horny.. wearing those things. lol.
good luck JJ

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Don't think you're allowed a phone on in a hospital

What kind of hospitals have you been to?

Not once have I ever been to a hospital that does not allow phones.

[stealthyburrito]

What kind of hospitals have you been to?

Not once have I ever been to a hospital that does not allow phones.

Mental hospital

[Booya711]

Don't think you're allowed a phone on in a hospital

no issues with phones in hospitals

[Booya711]

Mental hospital

yeah..I remember seaweed couldn't use a phone

[RealSlimShady]

How long it takes me to get laid with this outfit

Under 100 days -150

Over for all I have, son

[jjgold]

Fuk you shady

Where have you been you fukkin joker

[RealSlimShady]

Fuk you shady

Where have you been you fukkin joker

[jjgold]

Well 11 potential meets and you never showed once

I have every email..I will post them all for everyone to see..here is just a brief one

"JJ how about today Hilton 11:OO AM at cafe in sportsbook, I will have on a red sweater"

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Well 11 potential meets and you never showed once

I have every email..I will post them all for everyone to see..here is just a brief one

"JJ how about today Hilton 11:OO AM at cafe in sportsbook, I will have on a red sweater"

Be careful what you say, JJ. Shady has been working out.

[jjgold]

[El Nino]

Mental hospital

[compaqDikk]

scrubs have been lit on fire

[jjgold]

First day is not bad as of now I file some paperwork for nurses and also ran some errands and the facility

[Auto Donk]

yeah..I remember seaweed couldn't use a phone

well, when u walk in wearing this garb, they pretty much don't let you use anything but the exits.....

[compaqDikk]

confirmed. fired. well he was set up. lol he had to turn in and wash his srubs. what a dick

[jjgold]

still working compactor

already got 5 carton of band aids and a few cases of alcohol preps

I can easily sell on ebay

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

How long are your shifts?

Can you sneak some fireball?

[p0wderpants]

No longer the coach you are now the doctor

[Auto Donk]

"doctor", or, now that he's going full all out skimming mobster, bankin' on bandaids, "petty thief".........

by Fall he be in the season premier of that hidden camera episode of "stupidest workplace antics"

you know, the show where they install hidden cameras to find out who's pissin' in the office coffee pot, etc......

there will be corbin, stealing a roll of gauze and some rubber gloves, and of course, multiple tubes of ky jelly

[Russian Rocket]

well, when u walk in wearing this garb, they pretty much don't let you use anything but the exits.....