Seaweed's Official 2015-2016 MLB Thread

KVB · 03-31-15, 06:13 PM

Originally posted by Seaweed

Yes to all of the above except the octopus

Well that explains a great deal.

From reading the thread, it sounds like you could use an octopus. Do they make those in Canada?

Seaweed · 03-31-15, 07:05 PM

1st MLB Bet:

MLB FUTURE: OUTRIGHT WINNER

MIAMI MARLINS +4000

Risk: $50 to win $2050

boeing power · 03-31-15, 07:13 PM

I expect this to be the most viewed thread in the history of the internet.

Our grandchildren will be talking about this generations from now.

CDUBB_CW · 03-31-15, 09:12 PM

This is going to be fun.

MoMoneyMoVaughn · 03-31-15, 09:13 PM

Booya711 · 03-31-15, 09:15 PM

First bet and can't even get the simple math right on what he would win

TwoWays · 03-31-15, 09:17 PM

His bread and butter seems to be soccer. Why start a mlb picks thread??

Dirty Sanchez · 03-31-15, 09:21 PM

Originally posted by Booya711

First bet and can't even get the simple math right on what he would win

Booya711 · 03-31-15, 09:23 PM

Originally posted by TwoWays

His bread and butter seems to be soccer. Why start a mlb picks thread??

I wouldn't call betting -800 favorites as being my "bread and butter"

Smoke · 03-31-15, 09:27 PM

Saer your booty is your bread and butter says bottomdad

The Giant · 04-01-15, 02:02 AM

Originally posted by tatddy

You haven't offed yourself yet? I had an even money future on 2015 or before. I mean that metaphorically of course....

Guess we will all have to continue to endure The Giant's little game of shadow a bit longer.

I'm not even in the top five of Seaweed's shadows, you non-pro broke dick fukk.

boeing power · 04-01-15, 02:15 AM

Originally posted by The Giant

I'm not even in the top five of Seaweed's shadows, you non-pro broke dick fukk.

Giant,

Tatddy's a good guy, a little angry lately but he's still a good dude.

The Giant · 04-01-15, 02:20 AM

Originally posted by boeing power

Giant,

Tatddy's a good guy, a little angry lately but he's still a good dude.

I know, we're just playing.

I'm a big Tat fan.

I just wanted to see if there was a thrill calling someone a non-pro broke dick fukk. There really wasn't.

Seaweed · 04-01-15, 02:29 AM

Originally posted by The Giant

I know, we're just playing.

I'm a big Tat fan.

I just wanted to see if there was a thrill calling someone a non-pro broke dick fukk. There really wasn't.

We non-pros are the poor people of SBR. We are the ones on the streets begging for points, while the wealthy like yourself pass us by without flinching at our struggle to make it through the day. This could all change with some action by someone who is willing to stand up to this injustice and social division. With a 1,000 point donation to the Seaweed Nation charity you can not only change a life, but you can be the catalyst that starts a revolution for many alike here at SBR by ending poverty. Thank you for your donation in advance.

The Giant · 04-01-15, 02:38 AM

Don't look at me. I'm already in major debt to BiteMe.

He told me if I don't pay him back in a prompt manner he's going to fly out here and cane me. He said I would be roasted harder than Justin Bieber.

Good luck this baseball season.

MoMoneyMoVaughn · 04-01-15, 02:41 AM

Annual income after taxes was, on average, $2304.86 for Non-Pros in 2014.

This is in comparison to the average net income of pro members of over $1.2 million

A small donation equivalent to a cup of coffee is enough to feed an entire family on Non-Pros for roughly 11 minutes until they blow it on a 25 leg open ML parlay and lose on the first leg.

Donate today.

The Giant · 04-01-15, 02:42 AM

Mo, give your hard-earned points to Seaweed.

He would likely pay you back with an extra Victoria Secrets catalog on his mail route.

MoMoneyMoVaughn · 04-01-15, 02:43 AM

Originally posted by The Giant

Mo, give your hard-earned points to Seaweed.

He would likely pay you back with an extra Victoria Secrets catalog on his mail route.

I would prefer he did something about those jackboot thugs at pottery barn.

The Giant · 04-01-15, 02:45 AM

Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn

I would prefer he did something about those jackboot thugs at pottery barn.

Are you speaking Canadian? I have no idea what you're saying.

MoMoneyMoVaughn · 04-01-15, 02:46 AM

Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn

I would prefer he did something about those jackboot thugs at pottery barn.

Originally posted by The Giant

Are you speaking Canadian? I have no idea what you're saying.

The Giant · 04-01-15, 02:51 AM

I consider myself a Seinfeld fanatic, and I have no recollection of that at all.

Anyone that quotes Seinfeld is usually a good dude. Mo, you're a good dude.

MoMoneyMoVaughn · 04-01-15, 02:58 AM

Originally posted by The Giant

I consider myself a Seinfeld fanatic, and I have no recollection of that at all.

Anyone that quotes Seinfeld is usually a good dude. Mo, you're a good dude.

Thanks Giant.

That is a appreciated coming from one of my favourite posters.

I try to come up with my own material most of the time.

But some things are just too damn funny not to post.

Seaweed · 04-01-15, 03:03 AM

Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn

Thanks Giant.

That is a appreciated coming from one of my favourite posters.

I try to come up with my own material most of the time.

But some things are just too damn funny not to post.

Mo are you apartment 46?

The Giant · 04-01-15, 03:08 AM

Thanks, Mo.

I like your easy-going style, too.

What are you doing up so late? Are you trying to get an edge on a game? I applaud your late-night determination.

broadway6 · 04-01-15, 06:38 AM

Fade train. All aboard.

RavensFan2k3 · 04-01-15, 09:12 AM

Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn

I would prefer he did something about those jackboot thugs at pottery barn.

jjgold · 04-01-15, 09:13 AM

why can very few track everything on one sheet??

All sports included??

Big Bear · 04-01-15, 10:04 AM

Originally posted by Seaweed

1st MLB Bet:

MLB FUTURE: OUTRIGHT WINNER

MIAMI MARLINS +4000

Risk: $50 to win $2050

hey if the royals made it to the world series i guess anything is possible

mitch51 · 04-01-15, 10:22 AM

Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn

Annual income after taxes was, on average, $2304.86 for Non-Pros in 2014.

This is in comparison to the average net income of pro members of over $1.2 million

A small donation equivalent to a cup of coffee is enough to feed an entire family on Non-Pros for roughly 11 minutes until they blow it on a 25 leg open ML parlay and lose on the first leg.

Donate today.

I just laughed so hard I spilled coffee on the laptop. Don't do this again without a warning.

MoMoneyMoVaughn · 04-01-15, 11:39 AM

Originally posted by The Giant

Thanks, Mo.

I like your easy-going style, too.

What are you doing up so late? Are you trying to get an edge on a game? I applaud your late-night determination.

I was up doing research on the applicability of international law to war crimes.

I needed comic relief

MoMoneyMoVaughn · 04-01-15, 11:40 AM

Originally posted by Seaweed

Mo are you apartment 46?

SAER???

Who have you been talking to?

Seaweed · 04-07-15, 04:16 AM

No play today

Seaweed · 04-07-15, 04:17 AM

Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn

SAER???

Who have you been talking to?

Mailman knows everything

Seaweed · 04-07-15, 08:34 PM

YTD: 0-0

Did some studying for tomorrow''s lines but still too early to have enough to bet

CDUBB_CW · 04-07-15, 08:38 PM

Originally posted by Seaweed

YTD: 0-0

Did some studying for tomorrow''s lines but still too early to have enough to bet

Best record you will have all season at .500 if you stay at this rate lol