When asked about PEDs this is the response every player should give....

[bettilimbroke999]

I **** supermodels....

I've made millions and millions of dollars for doing absolutely nothing....

My garage is bigger than your fuckin house...

Anything my dumbass injected to get that short of Ebola was a good decision....now having said that....

I have obviously never used PEDs I just naturally doubled in size from when I was 20 to 30

[daneblazer]

They asked rod beck one time how he gained 20lbs and he replied "by drinking beer"

[bettilimbroke999]

Have you ever taken PEDs?

Well Im a professional athlete that makes millions of dollars bc of my physical ability and workout 5 hours a day lifting weights with a bunch of fellow pro athletes and bodybuilders.....

Of course I've never heard of or used PEDs....no athlete has...we all just do this for love of the game...now if ull excuse me I have a double date with my supermodel gf and Lance Armstrong and his supermodel gf...we are both so disgusted by these accusations itll take us twice as long to nut when we're fukin both of em in the ass tonight...I hope ur happy

[Holtgetsback]

Have you ever taken PEDs?

"sorry, what was your question? Remember I have 8 figures in bank

i could have wholr room killed no questions asked so do not ask me dumb fukkin questions or end up whacked"

[tony_come]

Why used PEDs?

Just drink milk

[bettilimbroke999]

Everyone doubles in size after turning pro.....at least those who want to last more than a couple seasons

[manny24]

the pro cricket guys double in size but that is mostly from the waist down

fukkin guys are hung like Bengal tigers on cialis

[stevenash]

NY Daily News reporter to Lenny Dykstra in March of spring training.
"Look at you, how'd you put on 30 lbs like that"

Dykstra "Special vitamins"

David Letterman to Vice McMahon in the 90's during interview on his show.

Letterman to McMahon "Looks like somebody got a set of weights for Christmas" (referring to McMahon's massive new build)
Vince to Dave "Looks like someone didn't"

[Dirty Sanchez]

the pro cricket guys double in size but that is mostly from the waist down

fukkin guys are hung like Bengal tigers on cialis

I fought in 3 wars....fought clean every time