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  • gauchojake
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    • 09-17-10
    • 34116

    #1
    Los Angeles Today
    Full of jackoffs with Oregon license plates who drove down, jackoffs from Florida who rented a car (we know who you are) and retarded transplants who wear turtlenecks and scarves like they are going to get frostbite.

    The streets are clearly labeled and are laid out in a grid fashion. Stop putting on your blinker, slowing down, and then speeding up only to turn at the next street. Your penetrating GPS talks to you.

    I know you dickheads who moved here from Schaumberg or Skokie or whereverthefukk feel like you need to wear your winter clothes, but guess what? It's 50. Just stop.

    Love LA but summer and Rose Bowl bring in all the tards.

    Saloon this shit.
  • Bostongambler
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    • 02-01-08
    • 35581

    #2
    Was there a lot of smog today as well?
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    • Booya711
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      • 12-20-11
      • 27329

      #3
      Originally posted by gauchojake
      Full of jackoffs with Oregon license plates who drove down, jackoffs from Florida who rented a car (we know who you are) and retarded transplants who wear turtlenecks and scarves like they are going to get frostbite.

      The streets are clearly labeled and are laid out in a grid fashion. Stop putting on your blinker, slowing down, and then speeding up only to turn at the next street. Your penetrating GPS talks to you.

      I know you dickheads who moved here from Schaumberg or Skokie or whereverthefukk feel like you need to wear your winter clothes, but guess what? It's 50. Just stop.

      Love LA but summer and Rose Bowl bring in all the tards.

      Saloon this shit.
      I might be coming for the game jaker and I am bringing all winter clothes with my talking GPS. See you on the road soon pal
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      • gauchojake
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        • 09-17-10
        • 34116

        #4
        Originally posted by Bostongambler
        Was there a lot of smog today as well?
        There's no smog in the city. Valley, yes sometimes. IE and other shitholes get smog.
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        • gauchojake
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          • 09-17-10
          • 34116

          #5
          Originally posted by Booya711
          I might be coming for the game jaker and I am bringing all winter clothes with my talking GPS. See you on the road soon pal
          Booya, take an Uber or the train. You don't want to deal with the traffic at the Rosebowl. Bring your shorts and flip flops. Although they say it might rain so bring a joint. And 1-2 caps.
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          • Booya711
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            • 12-20-11
            • 27329

            #6
            Originally posted by gauchojake
            Booya, take an Uber or the train. You don't want to deal with the traffic at the Rosebowl. Bring your shorts and flip flops. Although they say it might rain so bring a joint. And 1-2 caps.
            was just messing around...I worked in LA for three years and was there last year for FSU/Auburn championship game. I am waiting on confirmation for my tix and will fly to LAX and definitely have no car.
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            • gauchojake
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              • 09-17-10
              • 34116

              #7
              Originally posted by Booya711
              was just messing around...I worked in LA for three years and was there last year for FSU/Auburn championship game. I am waiting on confirmation for my tix and will fly to LAX and definitely have no car.
              Oregon license plates on Lincoln got me so fukkin tilted today. I'm settled down now. The sweaters and winter clothing are just stupid though. I'm in flip flops and a t shirt. C'mon people
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              • TwoWays
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 03-24-10
                • 13145

                #8
                Gaucho they just don't know. They are also nonpros, so what else would u expect
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                • gauchojake
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                  • 09-17-10
                  • 34116

                  #9
                  Originally posted by TwoWays
                  Gaucho they just don't know. They are also nonpros, so what else would u expect
                  Agreed
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                  • mrlif1
                    SBR MVP
                    • 07-15-13
                    • 1462

                    #10
                    Originally posted by gauchojake
                    Booya, take an Uber or the train. You don't want to deal with the traffic at the Rosebowl. Bring your shorts and flip flops. Although they say it might rain so bring a joint. And 1-2 caps.
                    A marijuana joint? Psilocybin caps? IE is a dump, but it ain't your place to call it one if you're not from there.

                    Sincerely,

                    IE transplant living in LA
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                    • laclippers504
                      SBR MVP
                      • 08-21-06
                      • 4553

                      #11
                      Getting tired of living in La.
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                      • Russian Rocket
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 09-02-12
                        • 43910

                        #12
                        Originally posted by laclippers504
                        Getting tired of living in La.
                        clipper I live in Santa Monica...I love this place
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                        • King Mayan
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 09-22-10
                          • 21326

                          #13
                          Stay away from the century plaza.. There all staying there with the players and staff.. Unreal..
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                          • tony_come
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 03-31-10
                            • 21695

                            #14
                            Be safe out there
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                            • Dollars2Donuts
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 02-07-13
                              • 8803

                              #15
                              LA is the only place in the States that I haven't been....well, the only place that matters anyway. Not sure why.....kinda weird actually.
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                              • gauchojake
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                                • 09-17-10
                                • 34116

                                #16
                                I got a little fired up driving to the gym. Frankly I pussed out and ran to the internet to complain. D2D you are welcome to visit.
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                                • gauchojake
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                                  • 09-17-10
                                  • 34116

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by mrlif1
                                  A marijuana joint? Psilocybin caps? IE is a dump, but it ain't your place to call it one if you're not from there.

                                  Sincerely,

                                  IE transplant living in LA
                                  yes and yes

                                  pm me
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                                  • tony_come
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 03-31-10
                                    • 21695

                                    #18
                                    Dangerous in LA

                                    Be safe out there

                                    If you plan to walk around LA, buy a dodgers hat
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                                    • gauchojake
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 09-17-10
                                      • 34116

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by tony_come
                                      Dangerous in LA

                                      Be safe out there

                                      If you plan to walk around LA, buy a dodgers hat
                                      fukk that homie

                                      wear an angels hat

                                      blue and red

                                      but carry a knife

                                      and a gun
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