Is It Legal To Own A Pet Snake In Your Home?

[Seaweed]

My neighbour has one and I am uncomfortable with this. I want to report him if it's illegal. Just have the thought of it escaping to me anytime. I don't know the type and if that matters but I have seen it when he showed it to me, it's pretty big. I didn't want to say anything negative about it when he showed me his snake because he was already so excited about it. What would you do?

[The Giant]

Tell us more about your neighbors snake. Was it big? Black, perhaps?

[sourtwist]

Is it weird that after only reading the title that I knew it was a seaweed thread?

[Seaweed]

Tell us more about your neighbors snake. Was it big? Black, perhaps?

No, it wasn't black. Looked kind of golden brown. I want to call the cops on him.

[Seaweed]

Is it legal in Toronto? Anybody know? I thought only people in southern U.S.A own those.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Weeder, what are you afraid of snakes?

[Chi_archie]

all types of snakes really really hate human urea, they won't go within 10 feet of it


so if you go outside and piss around the perimeter of your house, you'll be safe.


the trick is, you have to do it in the daylight, as the sun activates some of the uric acid in the urine to make it stay smelly for a good 6-9 months

[Seaweed]

Weeder, what are you afraid of snakes?

Yes. I think anyone who likes them is a sicko. Could be poisonous for all I know. I know nothing about snakes except that they belong in dessert and not in home.

[Seaweed]

all types of snakes really really hate human urea, they won't go within 10 feet of it


so if you go outside and piss around the perimeter of your house, you'll be safe.


the trick is, you have to do it in the daylight, as the sun activates some of the uric acid in the urine to make it stay smelly for a good 6-9 months

I have never heard about that. Are you a snake expert Chi? Wouldn't people see me urinating? Unless you mean to urinate inside in a bucket and dump it out? I honestly think it is illegal to own a snake.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Weeder make a video of yourself pissing all over the front yard and back yard and walls.

[Smoke]

Weeder make a video of yourself pissing all over the front yard and back yard and walls.

Is saer a cat marking his territory?

[Chi_archie]

yes I work at the brookfield zoo in the reptile house. I have 3 snakes of my own.

the urine must come straight from the body, as a) the body/urine heat ratio needs to be just right before hitting the ground and b) any sort of foreign object holding the urine whether metallic or plastic will make the key uric acids dissipate and render your piss very weak to the tongue of a snake.

just wear a big parka and get close to your house, i'm sure you'll be fine

also if you have any tree nuts or vanilla extract, ingest as much of that as possible 12 hours before hand

[sourtwist]

I can't believe you dumfukks actually entertain this guy.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I can't believe you dumfukks actually entertain this guy.

[Smoke]

wtf daggles

[Booya711]

I can't believe you dumfukks actually entertain this guy.

Idiots twister

[Seaweed]

wtf daggles

[Seaweed]

yes I work at the brookfield zoo in the reptile house. I have 3 snakes of my own.

the urine must come straight from the body, as a) the body/urine heat ratio needs to be just right before hitting the ground and b) any sort of foreign object holding the urine whether metallic or plastic will make the key uric acids dissipate and render your piss very weak to the tongue of a snake.

just wear a big parka and get close to your house, i'm sure you'll be fine

also if you have any tree nuts or vanilla extract, ingest as much of that as possible 12 hours before hand

thank you very much

[DiggityDaggityDo]

wtf daggles

Smokie whats wrong?

[The Giant]

Diggity, Booya called you an idiot.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Diggity, Booya called you an idiot.

Me and 4 other people, including yourself, Giant.

Not cool. What should we do?

[Russian Rocket]

I'm wondering if it's legal to hold a snake in your hand while stomping on Seaweed's throat and watching his airways collapse

I know it's probably illegal in US...but we're talking Canada here


Anyone?

[Smoke]

Daggles i will be your bodyguard

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Rocket, I don't know Canadian laws.

Everything is so fukking weird up there.

[Russian Rocket]

Rocket, I don't know Canadian laws.

Everything is so fukking weird up there.

exactly Diggity....hey thanks for your input anyway pal!

[gauchojake]

It's legal Rocket. They have free healthcare.

[Russian Rocket]

It's legal Rocket. They have free healthcare.

fukk yeah! I knew I can always count on your expertise comrade

[The Giant]

Me and 4 other people, including yourself, Giant.

Not cool. What should we do?

First we need to ingest some vanilla extract...

[gauchojake]

First we need to ingest some vanilla extract...

vanilla extract is approximately 70 proof. How would I know that? Well, I like to bake.

[Booya711]

Me and 4 other people, including yourself, Giant.

Not cool. What should we do?

just for entertaining the puppet diggity

[The Giant]

vanilla extract is approximately 70 proof. How would I know that? Well, I like to bake.

I didn't even know that. I'm such a square.

Are you enjoying the Angels off-season?

[gauchojake]

fukk yeah! I knew I can always count on your expertise comrade

Let me know if you need any assistance

[gauchojake]

I didn't even know that. I'm such a square.

Are you enjoying the Angels off-season?

Relatively uneventful so not good or bad I guess. I'm having more fun watching the off season Dodger shenanigans. Matt Kemp's hips are sore from penetrating Rihanna which is awesome.

[Russian Rocket]

Let me know if you need any assistance

Jaker tomorrow I'll be looking for some hockey winners from YOU

...be ready pal

[The Giant]

Relatively uneventful so not good or bad I guess. I'm having more fun watching the off season Dodger shenanigans. Matt Kemp's hips are sore from penetrating Rihanna which is awesome.

I liked the Howie trade, and the Matt Joyce pick up. The off-season would be a dream if they could unload Hamilton and CJ Wilson. Something tells me the Dodgers are going to be really, really good next year. We'll see. I love baseball in December.