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  • stealthyburrito
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 05-12-09
    • 21562

    #1
    So we all agree Johnny football sucks
    That was embarrassing. I wouldn't go as far as humbling cuz I don't johnny bench can be humbled.Poor guy gets the luck of the draw playing in the vaunted afc north where every defense will kick his teeth in.He's a white man's RG3.
  • dfish
    SBR MVP
    • 12-17-10
    • 2730

    #2
    Indeed, just one start but not an NFL QB IMO
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    • NardVa
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 10-02-07
      • 8325

      #3
      Hoyer should have started. Playoffs is on the line and you go with a rookie QB making his 1st start.
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      • floridagolfer
        SBR MVP
        • 12-19-08
        • 2757

        #4
        Manziel was about as ready to play in the NFL as I am. That was embarrassing to any Browns coach who thought he was an improvement; that should be grounds for immediate dismissal.
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        • EaglesPhan36
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 12-06-06
          • 71662

          #5
          He doesn't agree, from his presser:

          Manziel: I never felt overwhelmed out there ... It was never too difficult #Browns

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          • JMon
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 12-11-09
            • 9800

            #6
            Hard to tell....I recall P. Manning going 3-11 (TD-INT) in his first four games.
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            • jjgold
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              • 07-20-05
              • 388179

              #7
              It was a bad move playing him against a tough Cincinnati defense
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              • TankHankerous
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                • 03-22-12
                • 2088

                #8
                manziel should play arena or xfl if it comes back
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                • stealthyburrito
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 05-12-09
                  • 21562

                  #9
                  That quote from the presser is classic.

                  i like his new nickname: Johnny shutout.
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                  • opie1988
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 09-12-10
                    • 23429

                    #10
                    Originally posted by JMon
                    Hard to tell....I recall P. Manning going 3-11 (TD-INT) in his first four games.
                    You fail to realize we are blessed with a plethora of NFL GM quality minds posting here on SBR.

                    The thread starter is a 5'2 107 lb Mexican who is also an expert on dissecting NFL QB talent extremely quickly.

                    Realizing makes this a humbling place to post. #eliteforum
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                    • 44 Mag
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                      • 10-14-13
                      • 34490

                      #11
                      Originally posted by floridagolfer
                      Manziel was about as ready to play in the NFL as I am. That was embarrassing to any Browns coach who thought he was an improvement; that should be grounds for immediate dismissal.
                      That's why they are the Cleveland Browns.
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                      • EaglesPhan36
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 12-06-06
                        • 71662

                        #12
                        If you want to watch a rookie who has been prepped right, watch Teddy Bridgewater. Manziel would have been better staying in college and actually developing some QB characteristics .... footwork being #1 from the looks of things that he is lacking.
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                        • No coincidences
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                          • 01-18-10
                          • 76300

                          #13
                          No scrambling QB has ever succeeded in the NFL long term. Ever. Steve Young is the closest thing and he was a concussion away from being a vegetable.

                          Why anyone thought that this midget would be able to break the mold is beyond me.
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                          • EaglesPhan36
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 12-06-06
                            • 71662

                            #14
                            What's funny is the few plays I decided to watch of him, Marvin Lewis' description seemed pretty accurate. He looked about as small as Doug Flutie. When your ego gets ass raped, must make you lose another 2-3 inches.
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                            • stealthyburrito
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 05-12-09
                              • 21562

                              #15
                              I get that the nfl is a what have you done for me lately league, but without hoyer the Browns aren't 7-6 and fighting for their season today. So they implant a rookie who was a playmaker in college. Rumblings say the locker room wanted the change but at what point does a coach take control of the men he leads. Obviously hoyers play ain't ideal, but it sure as Fukk wasn't that.
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                              • Sacamano
                                SBR High Roller
                                • 11-13-11
                                • 227

                                #16
                                Originally posted by NardVa
                                Hoyer should have started. Playoffs is on the line and you go with a rookie QB making his 1st start.
                                Terrible call by the Browns
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                                • Rich Boy
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 02-01-09
                                  • 9714

                                  #17
                                  Johnny shutout lol
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                                  • The Giant
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                                    • 01-21-12
                                    • 21480

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by No coincidences
                                    No scrambling QB has ever succeeded in the NFL long term. Ever. Steve Young is the closest thing and he was a concussion away from being a vegetable.

                                    Why anyone thought that this midget would be able to break the mold is beyond me.
                                    Fran Tarkenton.

                                    Randall Cunningham.

                                    Michael Vick.
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                                    • EaglesPhan36
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 12-06-06
                                      • 71662

                                      #19


                                      Cleveland's version of Where's Waldo
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                                      • seaborneq
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 09-08-06
                                        • 22556

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by floridagolfer
                                        Manziel was about as ready to play in the NFL as I am. That was embarrassing to any Browns coach who thought he was an improvement; that should be grounds for immediate dismissal.
                                        Spot on. Fooled the books with that one. Browns were actually favored in the game because of the midget
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                                        • zizoudane10
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                                          • 03-27-12
                                          • 7272

                                          #21
                                          Does he?
                                          I have no idea of football really....
                                          All I know is: guy is an ugly sob.
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                                          • Snowball
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                                            • 11-15-09
                                            • 30058

                                            #22
                                            he throws a nice spiral but everything else is bad.
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                                            • TwoWays
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                                              • 03-24-10
                                              • 13145

                                              #23
                                              How come i haven't seen the snickers commercial today ?
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                                              • zizoudane10
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                                                • 03-27-12
                                                • 7272

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by TwoWays
                                                How come i haven't seen the snickers commercial today ?
                                                Snickers? I like Snickers.
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                                                • TwoWays
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                                                  • 03-24-10
                                                  • 13145

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by zizoudane10
                                                  Snickers? I like Snickers.
                                                  Me too zouzer. But I think the company may try to extricate themselves from manziel after today
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                                                  • The Giant
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                                                    • 01-21-12
                                                    • 21480

                                                    #26
                                                    Stealthy only started this thread due to his racist views against the white man.
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                                                    • zizoudane10
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                                                      • 03-27-12
                                                      • 7272

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by TwoWays
                                                      Me too zouzer. But I think the company may try to extricate themselves from manziel after today
                                                      I would even eat Snickers if OJ Simpson was the face of it
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                                                      • stealthyburrito
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 05-12-09
                                                        • 21562

                                                        #28
                                                        I dislike whites attempting to mimic black culture.
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                                                        • TwoWays
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                                                          • 03-24-10
                                                          • 13145

                                                          #29
                                                          Wiggers! Eminem is an exception though right, burrittos?
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                                                          • homie1975
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 12-24-13
                                                            • 15452

                                                            #30
                                                            yea because judging a rookie QB off a few starts is always smart

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                                                            • zizoudane10
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                                                              • 03-27-12
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by stealthyburrito
                                                              I dislike whites attempting to mimic black culture.
                                                              I dislike cats.
                                                              A lot.
                                                              Except one cat that lives next door and is cool.
                                                              Penetrate the other ones.
                                                              Assholes.

                                                              And I dislike raisins
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                                                              • TwoWays
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 03-24-10
                                                                • 13145

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by homie1975
                                                                yea because judging a rookie QB off a few starts is always smart

                                                                Just lots of backlash from hype. He has a lot of work to do though...I mean lots. Scrambling doesn't work like in college. Blind throws off the back foot does not work in nfl. Late recognition of wideouts leads to picks. Etc
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                                                                • No coincidences
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 01-18-10
                                                                  • 76300

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by The Giant
                                                                  Fran Tarkenton.

                                                                  Randall Cunningham.

                                                                  Michael Vick.
                                                                  Fran Tarkenton played when there were 200-pound linebackers.

                                                                  Cunningham scrambled. He didn't run. Only had 775 rushes in 161 games.

                                                                  We've seen what's happened to Vick, and he's a total athletic freak (despite only being 6-0). You can succeed for short periods of time, before you get beat down and relegated to the bench.
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                                                                  • stealthyburrito
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 05-12-09
                                                                    • 21562

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Comparing eminem and Manuel is laughable but still, don't like him either.
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                                                                    • 44 Mag
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                                                                      • 10-14-13
                                                                      • 34490

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by No coincidences
                                                                      No scrambling QB has ever succeeded in the NFL long term. Ever. Steve Young is the closest thing and he was a concussion away from being a vegetable.

                                                                      Why anyone thought that this midget would be able to break the mold is beyond me.
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