Actual post from jury duty!

[Capybara]

Am I the first ever to post from a jurors' room?

More importantly, am I gonna see one of you fukks in the next room? :-D

[stevek173]

now this is dedication

[jjgold]

[Capybara]

now this is dedication

My degenerate community comes first.

[TheLangster]

come on, what's the inside scoop

did he do it?


dont leave me hanging cb

[Chi_archie]

guilty

[stealthyburrito]

capy you need to hold out in an epic stand that will convince the rest of the jurors that there may be reasonable doubt that he didn't do it.

[Capybara]

come on, what's the inside scoop

did he do it?


dont leave me hanging cb

Not called in to a trial yet... Just waiting around... Watched a video, it was interesting.

This is the third time I've served but never sat on a jury. Maybe they shun degens. :-P

[TheLangster]

Not called in to a trial yet... Just waiting around... Watched a video, it was interesting.

This is the third time I've served but never sat on a jury. Maybe they shun degens. :-P

I prefer looking on the bright side of life


maybe they think you are too sharp to fall for their bullshit

[Capybara]

capy you need to hold out in an epic stand that will convince the rest of the jurors that there may be reasonable doubt that he didn't do it.

It's all in the game, Stealthy. I should have dressed like Omar when he testified against Bird.

[stevek173]

guilty

[GUMMO77]

I got called in Miami.

They forced us to watch The Blind Side ------- twice.

I was the only white person.

Didn't get picked.

[Capybara]

The worst part of this is that the officer put the TV on for us on ABC. I've been forced to sit through the Steve Harvey show and now The View. I may take my own life. Shoot, that's illegal in this instance, isn't it?

[ttrace35]

If he is black he is not guilty.

[El Nino]

Ask the judge for a winner. Judges are usually very calculating people.

[Capybara]

Ask the judge for a winner. Judges are usually very calculating people.

Ha! The judge is a she; odds thus drop to 0.2% that she could provide a winner. Very nice though.

[Capybara]

Free! I have served my community, gentlemen. Now back to leeching off it.

[warbux]

congratulations capybara!

[laclippers504]

Cool thread pappose

[dfish]

It's all in the game, Stealthy. I should have dressed like Omar when he testified against Bird.

Indeed

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Were there any hot chicks there?

[El Nino]

Ha! The judge is a she; odds thus drop to 0.2% that she could provide a winner. Very nice though.

True. Most female judges are barren and lesbian...not the hot kind either.