Michael Phelps girlfriend reveals she was born a MALE

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  • Chi_archie
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-22-08
    • 63182

    #36
    this thread is right in Loshak's wheel house


    can't wait to see him knock one out of the park
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    • pavyracer
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 04-12-07
      • 82667

      #37
      If she doesn't have a penis she is fair game.
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      • opie1988
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 09-12-10
        • 23429

        #38
        Originally posted by jjgold
        Scums strong post

        Who gives a fuk what you do..you like fukkin sex period

        Was this chick nailing him??
        Uhhhh....yeah, I like sex with chics sans dikks, pal.

        Look freakshow....you and your boyfriend "scum" keep your homo crap in your homo fruitcake forums.

        Here...we like to gamble and talk about chics. Chics without dikks.

        I don't want see none of that kinda shit again.
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        • JKosack7
          SBR Sharp
          • 10-02-12
          • 307

          #39
          Originally posted by Auto Donk
          big issue on my mind, having known a few older relatives who had to have amputations, and now suffer "phantom" pains in limbs that are no longer there (the brain somehow thinks they are), is when Phelps is really taggin' the shit out of her, does she feel as if he's racking the fck out of her balls that were lopped off at infancy?
          This may be the funniest thing I have ever read in the history of the internet.
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          • scumbag
            SBR MVP
            • 11-02-13
            • 3504

            #40
            Originally posted by opie1988
            Uhhhh....yeah, I like sex with chics sans dikks, pal.

            Look freakshow....you and your boyfriend "scum" keep your homo crap in your homo fruitcake forums.

            Here...we like to gamble and talk about chics. Chics without dikks.

            I don't want see none of that kinda shit again.

            lolz.

            you realize i'd give you a beating, right?

            thats what gives me carte blanche to be as faggy as i want.

            living how you want and cracking anyone who has anything to say about it is a great way to live.
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            • jjgold
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 07-20-05
              • 388208

              #41
              Opie you're sexually challenged

              I haven't been laid in 14 years but at least I try and fantasize

              Your sexual robot Les

              10 o'clock twice a week
              Both fake
              Go to bed

              Opie bet you're a guy that has thousands of penthouse magazines in the garage

              It's all about getting off in whatever way you like it's fair game

              I think open-minded people have the most sexual fun

              Every night I fantasize about having a 7.5 inch rooster

              Opie you've been laid more than me but by the same lady

              Why don't you step out of your penalty box that your wife has your in and call a hooker

              Go downtown Dallas a nail some chick in an alley with another guy watching

              Go hire two men to bang your wife and you watching film it

              What is wrong with you as your sexual infant
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              • scumbag
                SBR MVP
                • 11-02-13
                • 3504

                #42
                most dudes are insufferable.

                so scared of being thought a f\*g they suppress anything resembling feminine/suspect behavior.

                sounds awful.

                id rather show emotion, be affectionate with the people i love, ect.

                tough guy anti homo shit is played out and quite transparent.
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                • Smoke
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 10-09-09
                  • 48111

                  #43
                  Damn straight son. She got a body some and a pussy now. Put a bag over that head and bang them shits
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                  • jjgold
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 07-20-05
                    • 388208

                    #44
                    Opie you ever watch a tranny video??

                    I know guys like you hating on everything but straight sex between male and female but deep down your probably a sexual fantasizer

                    I bet you have hundreds of construction scenes in your head with men with big TOOLS and POWER WEAPONS

                    How about baco scenes with trannies or hitchhiking scenes with lesbians kidnapping you and whipping you in woods

                    Ho about sexual pinwheels??? Hey Les your going to explode soon because you hold in, scummy bangs everything and you bang a wife you do not even want to bang. I know you fake it because I remember when you sent me audio tapes for money of you and your wife going at it.
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                    • Chi_archie
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 07-22-08
                      • 63182

                      #45
                      Originally posted by konck
                      [ATTACH]75529[/ATTACH]No way he could know this one was a Shevie
                      looks like someone mashed up Chers face with Julia Roberts face and then stretched it out an extra 6 inches too long
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                      • Deuce
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 01-12-08
                        • 29843

                        #46
                        It's a dude in the face as it is. Not hard to see. Melon fake also usually are for tranny mutts as well.
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                        • Ghenghis Kahn
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                          • 01-02-12
                          • 19736

                          #47
                          Originally posted by scumbag
                          most dudes are insufferable.

                          so scared of being thought a f\*g they suppress anything resembling feminine/suspect behavior.

                          sounds awful.

                          id rather show emotion, be affectionate with the people i love, ect.

                          tough guy anti homo shit is played out and quite transparent.
                          just because you fukked a tranny doesn't mean everyone else wants to or have desires but are truly suppressing them.

                          thailand is known for ladyboys, i think you already knew that and wanted to experience fukking a dude. don't justify your action by assuming others have the same thoughts or desires.

                          if you feel guilty about fukking a dude dressed up as a chick, keep that thought to yourself. you don't have to let things out to make yourself feel better.

                          no matter how you look at it though, you fukked a dude, not a chick. it's already done, just live with it. no one gives a shit but yourself...
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                          • scumbag
                            SBR MVP
                            • 11-02-13
                            • 3504

                            #48
                            i used to say i like that timberlake boyband when i was in highschool just on the off chance that some one might call me a f\*g and i get to embarrass them.

                            these fcking people were boring as fck then. theyre even more boring now.

                            people are got no action in them.

                            all robots of the same mold. scared to go against the trend.

                            thats never been me.


                            thats why most of you will never be winning gamblers. you simply lack the ability to think outside the box.

                            even if you do think outside, you lack the balls to act.
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                            • Deuce
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                              • 01-12-08
                              • 29843

                              #49
                              Originally posted by scumbag
                              i used to say i like that timberlake boyband when i was in highschool just on the off chance that some one might call me a f\*g and i get to embarrass them.

                              these fcking people were boring as fck then. theyre even more boring now.

                              people are got no action in them.

                              all robots of the same mold. scared to go against the trend.

                              thats never been me.


                              thats why most of you will never be winning gamblers. you simply lack the ability to think outside the box.

                              even if you do think outside, you lack the balls to act.
                              So to not be trendy you FUKK a known dude in the asshole? Well now.
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                              • scumbag
                                SBR MVP
                                • 11-02-13
                                • 3504

                                #50
                                Originally posted by Ghenghis Kahn
                                just because you fukked a tranny doesn't mean everyone else wants to or have desires but are truly suppressing them.

                                thailand is known for ladyboys, i think you already knew that and wanted to experience fukking a dude. don't justify your action by assuming others have the same thoughts or desires.

                                if you feel guilty about fukking a dude dressed up as a chick, keep that thought to yourself. you don't have to let things out to make yourself feel better.

                                no matter how you look at it though, you fukked a dude, not a chick. it's already done, just live with it. no one gives a shit but yourself...
                                thailand is known for abundant whores and a low cost of living. never had any intentions of banging trannies.

                                no one is trying to feel better about it. its a hilarious story in its entirety and im someone who like sharing crazy stories.

                                i just think its funny how uptight people are and how uncomfortable these kind of discussions are because of it.
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                                • scumbag
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 11-02-13
                                  • 3504

                                  #51
                                  Originally posted by Deuce
                                  So to not be trendy you FUKK a known dude in the asshole? Well now.
                                  'known dude'

                                  lolz.

                                  of course not to be trendy.

                                  i'd already explained my ultimate motivation.

                                  maybe a tranny was the greatest fcking thing ever and i would never know.

                                  im not in the business of 'never knowing'.

                                  if i have the opportunity to do something ive never done and dont, i'm regretful, even if that opportunity is banging a few 'known dudes' in the ass.

                                  guess im just weird like that...
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                                  • jjgold
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 07-20-05
                                    • 388208

                                    #52
                                    Deuce you insecure??

                                    Who the fuk wants to fuk you man??

                                    321 pounds?? Deuce A GUY DOES NOT EVEN WANT YOU

                                    Go put yourself in a fukkin truck tire and roll down some fukkin hill man
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                                    • TheMoneyShot
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                                      • 02-14-07
                                      • 28690

                                      #53
                                      Didn't Phelps see her WANG??? How did he miss it?
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                                      • opie1988
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 09-12-10
                                        • 23429

                                        #54
                                        Originally posted by scumbag
                                        i used to say i like that timberlake boyband when i was in highschool just on the off chance that some one might call me a f\*g and i get to embarrass them.

                                        these fcking people were boring as fck then. theyre even more boring now.

                                        people are got no action in them.

                                        all robots of the same mold. scared to go against the trend.

                                        thats never been me.


                                        thats why most of you will never be winning gamblers. you simply lack the ability to think outside the box.

                                        even if you do think outside, you lack the balls to act.
                                        Please, bitch. Get over yourself.

                                        I liked N'Sync. Still do. "It's Gonna Be Me" will always be my jam.

                                        But fukkin multiple dudes in the ass so you could "go against the trend" and see if it was the greatest thing ever doesn't make you some hip non-conformist.

                                        It simply makes you a fagg.
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                                        • scumbag
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 11-02-13
                                          • 3504

                                          #55
                                          naw bro.

                                          obv a hip non comformist and a non f\*g, lil bit of a confrontational pot stirrer too.

                                          i just live man. and im not overly concerned with what people think of me.
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                                          • DiggityDaggityDo
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 11-30-08
                                            • 81463

                                            #56
                                            Originally posted by Smoke
                                            Daggles what position?
                                            Smokey when bangin man-womenz it's always gotta be doggy
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                                            • scumbag
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 11-02-13
                                              • 3504

                                              #57
                                              and in whose book would a single homosexual experience qualify you as a f\*g?

                                              i definitely would't qualify myself as gay or even bi.

                                              this is the simple minded thinking associated with dumb losing gamblers.
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                                              • scumbag
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 11-02-13
                                                • 3504

                                                #58
                                                and obv "bye bye bye" is the nut nsync song.

                                                youre all fcked up here opie.
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                                                • Deuce
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                                                  • 01-12-08
                                                  • 29843

                                                  #59
                                                  Originally posted by scumbag
                                                  'known dude'

                                                  lolz.

                                                  of course not to be trendy.

                                                  i'd already explained my ultimate motivation.

                                                  maybe a tranny was the greatest fcking thing ever and i would never know.

                                                  im not in the business of 'never knowing'.

                                                  if i have the opportunity to do something ive never done and dont, i'm regretful, even if that opportunity is banging a few 'known dudes' in the ass.

                                                  guess im just weird like that...
                                                  I knew a guy from Edmonton. Guy is a mans man I'd say, works oil rigs, loves drugs, and he swears by A ladyboy now and then in Thailand. Just not my cup of tea. Going against the "trend" though and stating you did it because you go against the grain is just odd.
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                                                  • Chi_archie
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 07-22-08
                                                    • 63182

                                                    #60
                                                    Originally posted by scumbag

                                                    living how you want and cracking anyone who has anything to say about it is a great way to live.
                                                    Originally posted by scumbag

                                                    i just live man. and im not overly concerned with what people think of me.

                                                    If you are not overly concerned, then why are you cracking people that talk shit?

                                                    seems like a robotic sheep like meat headed response to deep down shame and insecurity masked by in your face bravado and criminal behavior

                                                    tough guy f\*g is a cool juxtapositions character though

                                                    like that Seinfeld episode
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                                                    • scumbag
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 11-02-13
                                                      • 3504

                                                      #61
                                                      honestly, i think all but the most uptight would have responded in a similar manner.

                                                      but frankly, those people never would have done coke with some crazy french/canadian they'd never met, let alone followed him back to his place because he was ordering up some whores.

                                                      it was just one of those situations that escalated to fcking a couple trannies in the ass.

                                                      these situations can arise when youre half a degenerate.

                                                      this is life, most people are capable of murder under the right conditions

                                                      most people are capable of fcking a tranny in the ass under the right conditions. or at the very least get blown.
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                                                      • scumbag
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 11-02-13
                                                        • 3504

                                                        #62
                                                        Originally posted by Chi_archie
                                                        If you are not overly concerned, then why are you cracking people that talk shit?

                                                        seems like a robotic sheep like meat headed response to deep down shame and insecurity masked by in your face bravado and criminal behavior


                                                        tough guy f\*g is a cool juxtapositions character though

                                                        like that Seinfeld episode
                                                        i like enjoy confrontation sometimes.

                                                        and fighting is kind of a rush.
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                                                        • scumbag
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                                                          • 11-02-13
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                                                          #63
                                                          not familiar with the tough guy f\*g seinfeld ep.

                                                          sounds funny though
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                                                          • smitch124
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                                                            • 05-19-08
                                                            • 12566

                                                            #64
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                                                            • Ghenghis Kahn
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                                                              • 01-02-12
                                                              • 19736

                                                              #65
                                                              Originally posted by scumbag
                                                              thailand is known for abundant whores and a low cost of living. never had any intentions of banging trannies.

                                                              no one is trying to feel better about it. its a hilarious story in its entirety and im someone who like sharing crazy stories.

                                                              i just think its funny how uptight people are and how uncomfortable these kind of discussions are because of it.
                                                              not being uptight about it. you fukked a dude, get over it. like i said, no one gives a fukk about you fukking a dude but yourself. no one knows you personally itt. hence, you feel like you can share anything. if you think your story is hilarious and worthwhile, share it with your parents. they might actually care.
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                                                              • JoeyBagels
                                                                SBR Wise Guy
                                                                • 03-10-13
                                                                • 784

                                                                #66
                                                                Even if she wasn't an original dude you'd think with his celeb/great body/ok face he could be banging something better.
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                                                                • Deuce
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                                                                  • 01-12-08
                                                                  • 29843

                                                                  #67
                                                                  Originally posted by JoeyBagels
                                                                  Even if she wasn't an original dude you'd think with his celeb/great body/ok face he could be banging something better.
                                                                  You bi?
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                                                                  • scumbag
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 11-02-13
                                                                    • 3504

                                                                    #68
                                                                    Originally posted by Ghenghis Kahn
                                                                    not being uptight about it. you fukked a dude, get over it. like i said, no one gives a fukk about you fukking a dude but yourself. no one knows you personally itt. hence, you feel like you can share anything. if you think your story is hilarious and worthwhile, share it with your parents. they might actually care.

                                                                    share with my parents. you sound retarded.

                                                                    this is a forum moron, people share things. this is a thread about a tranny. obv an appropriate place to share this particular story.

                                                                    although, i told this story at a dinner table full of 9/5 square types just for the awkwardness.

                                                                    that was hilarious.
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                                                                    • Scorpion
                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                      • 09-04-05
                                                                      • 7797

                                                                      #69
                                                                      so ugly, i wouldnt fukk her even if she offers to pay me $1000
                                                                      i would consider fukking her(only her ass) for over $1500 if she covers her face, no daty, no bj, no kissing
                                                                      escort biz is not easy

                                                                      Originally posted by konck
                                                                      [ATTACH]75529[/ATTACH]No way he could know this one was a Shevie
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                                                                      • Ghenghis Kahn
                                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                                        • 01-02-12
                                                                        • 19736

                                                                        #70
                                                                        Originally posted by scumbag
                                                                        share with my parents. you sound retarded.

                                                                        this is a forum moron, people share things. this is a thread about a tranny. obv an appropriate place to share this particular story.

                                                                        although, i told this story at a dinner table full of 9/5 square types just for the awkwardness.

                                                                        that was hilarious.
                                                                        you fukk a dude allegedly to go against the grain, to think outside the box, tell strangers how cool you are, and i'm the retard. keep fukking dudes thinking you're straight you fagg.
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