Seaweed's Daily Wagers

**Let's Go Rangers** · 11-13-14, 10:32 AM

Originally posted by cashin81

Very considerate of you seaweed. Im glad you have acknowledged your international fan base and tried your best to assist them.

Seaweed is all knowing and all loving.

He doesn't tirelessly put in sometimes up to 20 hours a day crunching numbers and dissecting lines just for Americans to win, his quest is to help everyone.

He is loved and respected in North America and South America.

In Europe, several statues have been erected in his honor.
who will make the first erection joke? I say Russian Rocket

The Asian culture regards him so highly that they injest edible seaweed just say they can feel like he is a part of them
I predict at least 3 stalkers ...
Russian Rocket included make a homosexual comment about injesting seaweed
In Africa tribes chants his name

In Australia, where the population is a majority female, for 4 straight years, he has been voted
" The man Australian women would most like to meet"

I'm sure he would even be wildly popular in Antarctica if more people lived there.

There is a reason he was voted "covers poster of the year" from 2007 through 2011.....and that's because he ALWAYS gives selflessly of himself

...again, which self loathing homosexual will bring up their homosexual fantasies about Seaweed giving of himself?
Let's all revel in Seaweed's success. ...
after all, he helps all of us Seaweeders make money

**Bostongambler** · 11-13-14, 10:55 AM

Originally posted by Let's Go Rangers

Seaweed is all knowing and all loving.

He doesn't tirelessly put in sometimes up to 20 hours a day crunching numbers and dissecting lines just for Americans to win, his quest is to help everyone.

He is loved and respected in North America and South America.

In Europe, several statues have been erected in his honor.
who will make the first erection joke? I say Russian Rocket

The Asian culture regards him so highly that they injest edible seaweed just say they can feel like he is a part of them
I predict at least 3 stalkers ...
Russian Rocket included make a homosexual comment about injesting seaweed
In Africa tribes chants his name

In Australia, where the population is a majority female, for 4 straight years, he has been voted
" The man Australian women would most like to meet"

I'm sure he would even be wildly popular in Antarctica if more people lived there.

There is a reason he was voted "covers poster of the year" from 2007 through 2011.....and that's because he ALWAYS gives selflessly of himself

...again, which self loathing homosexual will bring up their homosexual fantasies about Seaweed giving of himself?
Let's all revel in Seaweed's success. ...
after all, he helps all of us Seaweeders make money

Ur a Clown.

**Booya711** · 11-13-14, 11:12 AM

Originally posted by Bostongambler

Ur a Clown.

A 55 y/o bottomdad

**Let's Go Rangers** · 11-13-14, 02:37 PM

Originally posted by Booya711

A 55 y/o bottomdad

I thought Seaweed said Bottomdad was in his 60's

**Bostongambler** · 11-13-14, 02:43 PM

Originally posted by Let's Go Rangers

I thought Seaweed said Bottomdad was in his 60's

His numbers are off just like his picks/.

**Seaweed** · 11-13-14, 03:26 PM

Play posted in 2 hours and 25 minutes

**Let's Go Rangers** · 11-13-14, 04:20 PM

Originally posted by Seaweed

Play posted in 2 hours and 25 minutes

I saw that you posted and came in here with eager anticipation that you were releasing the play early...
only to see this update that we still have to wait.

a little bit of a letdown

almost like watching your team run back a kickoff for a touchdown only to find a flag on the play bringing it back

**Seaweed** · 11-13-14, 04:39 PM

Updated Record 7-8 (+1.15 Units)

Thursday;

Calgary Flames ML @-135 over Arizona Coyotes

1 Unit

Sharks/Lightening Over 5.5 @-130

1 Unit

**MoMoneyMoVaughn** · 11-13-14, 04:55 PM

WHY IS THE FBI POKING AROUND MY FUKKING BUILDING???

Men I am scared. I do not want to go jail in America.

**Let's Go Rangers** · 11-13-14, 05:02 PM

Originally posted by Seaweed

Updated Record 7-8 (+1.15 Units)

Thursday;

Calgary Flames ML @-135 over Arizona Coyotes

1 Unit

Sharks/Lightening Over 5.5 @-130

1 Unit

Seaweed, just a little warnng

Russian Rocket is on the Calgary money line ...
and he is only won 4 out of his last 22 hockey wagers

**Let's Go Rangers** · 11-13-14, 05:04 PM

Originally posted by Let's Go Rangers

Seaweed, just a little warnng

Russian Rocket is on the Calgary money line ...
and he is only won 4 out of his last 22 hockey wagers

it pits Mr automatics fantastic handicapping and Mr automatic fades horrendous handicapping as to which way to go.

Fade or coattail

I think my best option is to take the prop bet on overtime

**Bostongambler** · 11-13-14, 05:38 PM

BetBet DateGameGame Date#TeamRiskWinStatus
49599185 11/13/14
05:36PM San Jose Sharks vs. Tampa Bay Lightning 11/13/14
07:35PM 8Under 5½ 110
500550Accepted
49599186 11/13/14
05:36PM Arizona Coyotes vs. Calgary Flames 11/13/14
09:05PM 13Arizona Coyotes 125
500625Accepted
1000 1175 Ticket Number:

Thanks pal

**leetreaper** · 11-13-14, 05:44 PM

Originally posted by Bostongambler

BetBet DateGameGame Date#TeamRiskWinStatus
49599185 11/13/14
05:36PM San Jose Sharks vs. Tampa Bay Lightning 11/13/14
07:35PM 8Under 5½ 110
500550Accepted
49599186 11/13/14
05:36PM Arizona Coyotes vs. Calgary Flames 11/13/14
09:05PM 13Arizona Coyotes 125
500625Accepted
1000 1175 Ticket Number:

Thanks pal

**Booya711** · 11-13-14, 05:49 PM

Had the FBI do some surveillance on Rangers and seaweed discussing the days wagers..

**Let's Go Rangers** · 11-13-14, 05:55 PM

Originally posted by Bostongambler

BetBet DateGameGame Date#TeamRiskWinStatus
49599185 11/13/14
05:36PM San Jose Sharks vs. Tampa Bay Lightning 11/13/14
07:35PM 8Under 5½ 110
500550Accepted
49599186 11/13/14
05:36PM Arizona Coyotes vs. Calgary Flames 11/13/14
09:05PM 13Arizona Coyotes 125
500625Accepted
1000 1175 Ticket Number:

Thanks pal

I think somebody needs to improve their fake ticket technique

**Seaweed** · 11-13-14, 06:03 PM

Anyone who has been fading me to date is swimming in debt

**Bostongambler** · 11-13-14, 06:04 PM

Originally posted by Let's Go Rangers

I think somebody needs to improve their fake ticket technique

Ya ok

**Bostongambler** · 11-13-14, 06:05 PM

Originally posted by Seaweed

Anyone who has been fading me to date is swimming in debt

Keep saying that and u might believe it.

**ACoochy** · 11-13-14, 06:07 PM

Originally posted by Seaweed

Anyone who has been fading me to date is swimming in debt

What about b4 u left?

Anyone who did that would still be up triple units (in the interests of objectivity).

Not hating, just laying the facts out..

**Let's Go Rangers** · 11-13-14, 06:45 PM

Originally posted by Bostongambler

Ya ok

BetBet DateGameGame Date

Looks a little suspicious

**Russian Rocket** · 11-13-14, 06:53 PM

Originally posted by Let's Go Rangers

BetBet DateGameGame Date

Looks a little suspicious

it actually doesn't, if you know a thing or two about copying headers from a table

apparently they forgot to teach you those things though in FBI academy

**zizoudane10** · 11-13-14, 06:59 PM

Rocket, Boston, Booya etc: You guys need to realize, that this thread would be a lot funnier if you/we stay out of it. Just two guys talking to each other. Because clearly nobody follows Seaweed.
I am staying out of this now. Let this thread be their little honeymoon suite, fukk cares.
We can laugh after the season (or better when this thread is abandoned - again).
Seaweed lost all respect (if there was any left before) when he broke his word and came back (came back even though he even said he doesn't need this anymore and wanted to quit anyway

And remember: guy is rich

)

**Russian Rocket** · 11-13-14, 07:01 PM

Originally posted by zizoudane10

Rocket, Boston, Booya etc: You guys need to realize, that this thread would be a lot funnier if you/we stay out of it. Just two guys talking to each other. Because clearly nobody follows Seaweed.
I am staying out of this now. Let this thread be their little honeymoon suite, fukk cares.
We can laugh after the season (or better when this thread is abandoned - again).
Seaweed lost all respect (if there was any left before) when he broke his word and came back (came back even though he even said he doesn't need this anymore and wanted to quit anyway

And remember: guy is rich

)

I hear ya Z...I'm slowly fading out of this thread. I've said everything I had to say.
Fukk I even ran a poll here with some amazing results.

**Booya711** · 11-13-14, 07:01 PM

Originally posted by zizoudane10

Rocket, Boston, Booya etc: You guys need to realize, that this thread would be a lot funnier if you/we stay out of it. Just two guys talking to each other. Because clearly nobody follows Seaweed.
I am staying out of this now. Let this thread be their little honeymoon suite, fukk cares.
We can laugh after the season (or better when this thread is abandoned - again).
Seaweed lost all respect (if there was any left before) when he broke his word and came back (came back even though he even said he doesn't need this anymore and wanted to quit anyway

And remember: guy is rich

)

So true zizzou! If all the cool kids left, it would 2 idiots typing back and forth to each other even though they are in the same room!!

**Carry Potter** · 11-13-14, 07:49 PM

Hey i'm reading on this board for a while now and just registered to say thank you seaweed!
Your do such a big afford to serve us with ur knowlegde and great picks!

**Carry Potter** · 11-13-14, 07:50 PM

Na just kidding... i cant stand that shit so i registered to tell you that.... how dumb can Ranger and Seaweed just be...

**warbux** · 11-13-14, 07:52 PM

I lost all respect for seaweed this kid is a bad apple.

**Let's Go Rangers** · 11-13-14, 07:55 PM

Originally posted by Carry Potter

Hey i'm reading on this board for a while now and just registered to say thank you seaweed!
Your do such a big afford to serve us with ur knowlegde and great picks!

Originally posted by Carry Potter

Na just kidding... i cant stand that shit so i registered to tell you that.... how dumb can Ranger and Seaweed just be...

Ohhhh

The irony ....

**Russian Rocket** · 11-13-14, 07:55 PM

Originally posted by Carry Potter

Na just kidding... i cant stand that shit so i registered to tell you that.... how dumb can Ranger and Seaweed just be...

Originally posted by warbux

I lost all respect for seaweed this kid is a bad apple.

**Carry Potter** · 11-13-14, 07:57 PM

yeah sorry for my bad english! i am european and so im using the excuse that its not my mother language

btw: Russian Rocket im following ur thread for some weeks now and like it pretty much. just didnt had the drive to register on sbr yet to thank u for sharing.

**Booya711** · 11-13-14, 08:27 PM

3 posts in and Carry Potter gets it and he already has more betpoints that gayranger!!!

**Booya711** · 11-13-14, 10:24 PM

did SJ/TB go over?

**Let's Go Rangers** · 11-13-14, 11:41 PM

Originally posted by Seaweed

Updated Record 7-8 (+1.15 Units)

Thursday;

Calgary Flames ML @-135 over Arizona Coyotes

1 Unit

Sharks/Lightening Over 5.5 @-130

1 Unit

Nice hit on Flames Seaweed

Both goalies standing on their heads in San Jose game.

72 shots on goal only, three goals.

Im guessing about 90% of the time if you get 72 shots on goal in a game, you have an over.

thanks again for your hard work see you tomorrow

**Bostongambler** · 11-14-14, 08:48 AM

Well a little profit fading u again. Thanks.

Who u like tonight?

**Russian Rocket** · 11-14-14, 09:12 AM

Originally posted by Booya711

3 posts in and Carry Potter gets it and he already has more betpoints that gayranger!!!