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  • MangoKush
    SBR Sharp
    • 07-28-14
    • 318

    #1
    Trying to start a tourney.
    Got a tourney set up. Mango's fire in the bowl tourney. 300 point buy in, 32 man, winner take all
  • Pauulzcappin
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 04-23-10
    • 20295

    #2
    how is your thread fading lakerboy going?
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    • Russian Rocket
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 09-02-12
      • 43910

      #3
      Kush post a link to the tourney in here, so people would know where to go to.

      ...and it's all sports, people...10-20 plays per week
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      • MangoKush
        SBR Sharp
        • 07-28-14
        • 318

        #4
        Down about 2 units after today. Just as I thought hes getting in his usual form. As I said it was an experimental thread but there is no point continuing with every post being someone bitching about how I'm hurting his feelings.
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        • MangoKush
          SBR Sharp
          • 07-28-14
          • 318

          #5
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          • ParlayininHTown
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 06-27-10
            • 7561

            #6
            Pass.

            I won't be able to handle the massive blow to my self-esteem that comes with finishing last yet again.
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            • MangoKush
              SBR Sharp
              • 07-28-14
              • 318

              #7
              Originally posted by ParlayininHTown
              Pass.

              I won't be able to handle the massive blow to my self-esteem that comes with finishing last yet again.
              You can't finish last, you'll just lose in the round of 32

              Great avatar btw
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              • MangoKush
                SBR Sharp
                • 07-28-14
                • 318

                #8
                What's the countdown to death tho?
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                • ParlayininHTown
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 06-27-10
                  • 7561

                  #9
                  Originally posted by MangoKush
                  What's the countdown to death tho?

                  Kush, I can't let myself go 10 years without getting laid. It's unacceptable.
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                  • MangoKush
                    SBR Sharp
                    • 07-28-14
                    • 318

                    #10
                    If you really want to get laid but are having trouble, why don't you just get a prostitute? Where you from anyway?
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                    • ParlayininHTown
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 06-27-10
                      • 7561

                      #11
                      Kush, a prostitute is paid ... It doesn't count. It's not right.

                      I have to earn it.

                      Kush, the answer is in my handle.
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                      • Pauulzcappin
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 04-23-10
                        • 20295

                        #12
                        Originally posted by ParlayininHTown
                        Kush, I can't let myself go 10 years without getting laid. It's unacceptable.
                        PARLAYER. Come to Brazil. I will set you up. No joke.
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                        • ParlayininHTown
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 06-27-10
                          • 7561

                          #13
                          Kush, I'm in the tourney, pal.
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                          • MangoKush
                            SBR Sharp
                            • 07-28-14
                            • 318

                            #14
                            Parlay baby steps. Get the hooker, fukk her brains out, and that will at least gain you some confidence to help with your ultimate goal, earned pussy.
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                            • MangoKush
                              SBR Sharp
                              • 07-28-14
                              • 318

                              #15
                              Originally posted by ParlayininHTown
                              Kush, I'm in the tourney, pal.

                              As a non-pro, you can get a nice hat if you win. That'll definitely help with the ladies.
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                              • Russian Rocket
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 09-02-12
                                • 43910

                                #16
                                Originally posted by MangoKush
                                As a non-pro, you can get a nice hat if you win. That'll definitely help with the ladies.


                                parlayer buried
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                                • MangoKush
                                  SBR Sharp
                                  • 07-28-14
                                  • 318

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Russian Rocket


                                  parlayer buried
                                  Parlay, I'm just kidding with you. But seriously go fukk a hooker, then work on your epa. If you do that you will feel so much better man
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                                  • ParlayininHTown
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 06-27-10
                                    • 7561

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Pauulzcappin
                                    PARLAYER. Come to Brazil. I will set you up. No joke.
                                    Pauulz is good people.

                                    Originally posted by MangoKush
                                    As a non-pro, you can get a nice hat if you win. That'll definitely help with the ladies.
                                    I have absolutely no chance to win this, but you're correct that the hat would help.
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                                    • Pauulzcappin
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 04-23-10
                                      • 20295

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by MangoKush
                                      As a non-pro, you can get a nice hat if you win. That'll definitely help with the ladies.


                                      kush did with parlayer what parlayer does with the dallas stars

                                      YIKES
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                                      • ParlayininHTown
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 06-27-10
                                        • 7561

                                        #20
                                        I know I have absolutely no purpose in life and am destined to be a fukking loser forever.
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                                        • ParlayininHTown
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 06-27-10
                                          • 7561

                                          #21
                                          Why would I even bother to get up in the morning. I mean, only a complete moron who can't even figure out the most simple things would continue to live when he's this pathetic and worthless.
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                                          • MangoKush
                                            SBR Sharp
                                            • 07-28-14
                                            • 318

                                            #22
                                            All jokes aside, I really hope you're kidding. Everything seems worse in the moment, but it will get better. And it will get better even faster if you fukk a hooker. This is where I go when I don't feel like exerting any effort.



                                            They got some great deals
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                                            • ParlayininHTown
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 06-27-10
                                              • 7561

                                              #23
                                              Nah, a better idea is for me to bang my head against the wall while cursing myself out until I knock myself out, so I'll better understand that I'm a fukking worthless piece of shit who should just quit doing anything.
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                                              • MangoKush
                                                SBR Sharp
                                                • 07-28-14
                                                • 318

                                                #24
                                                I don't know man, I'd rather bang some pussy than my head, but hey, whatever floats your boat
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                                                • MangoKush
                                                  SBR Sharp
                                                  • 07-28-14
                                                  • 318

                                                  #25
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                                                  She wants it Parlayer.

                                                  Just kinda ignore the face.
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                                                  • MangoKush
                                                    SBR Sharp
                                                    • 07-28-14
                                                    • 318

                                                    #26
                                                    Cmon guys get in the tourney! Me and Parlayer really need this hat!
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                                                    • jjgold
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 07-20-05
                                                      • 388208

                                                      #27
                                                      I don't bet points to labor intensive

                                                      I never got into point betting
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                                                      • bobbywaves
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                                                        • 05-06-08
                                                        • 13280

                                                        #28
                                                        Why is this thread in poker forum?
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                                                        • BennyBigNuts
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                                                          • 04-16-12
                                                          • 8700

                                                          #29
                                                          I'm in
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                                                          • MangoKush
                                                            SBR Sharp
                                                            • 07-28-14
                                                            • 318

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by BennyBigNuts
                                                            I'm in

                                                            That's what I'm talkin about! Laker/wizzle antfather double bogey where ya'll at?? Need some easy money!
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                                                            • MangoKush
                                                              SBR Sharp
                                                              • 07-28-14
                                                              • 318

                                                              #31
                                                              Bunch of pussie ass broke dikk fukks don't wanna lose 300 points. Talk all the shit but can't even afford 300 points. Can't make it up
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                                                              • jjgold
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 07-20-05
                                                                • 388208

                                                                #32
                                                                Kushy who is that chick??
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                                                                • MangoKush
                                                                  SBR Sharp
                                                                  • 07-28-14
                                                                  • 318

                                                                  #33
                                                                  She's a marvelous young lady with a promising future ahead. Her name is Peaches
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                                                                  • MangoKush
                                                                    SBR Sharp
                                                                    • 07-28-14
                                                                    • 318

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Get in the tourney just for men gel
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                                                                    • MangoKush
                                                                      SBR Sharp
                                                                      • 07-28-14
                                                                      • 318

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Benny I don't see you registered pal, you didn't chicken out like Lakerboy, T-wizzle, Antfather, Double Bogey, And thetrinity did you?
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