Trying to start a tourney.

[MangoKush]

Got a tourney set up. Mango's fire in the bowl tourney. 300 point buy in, 32 man, winner take all

[Pauulzcappin]

how is your thread fading lakerboy going?

[Russian Rocket]

Kush post a link to the tourney in here, so people would know where to go to.

...and it's all sports, people...10-20 plays per week

[MangoKush]

Down about 2 units after today. Just as I thought hes getting in his usual form. As I said it was an experimental thread but there is no point continuing with every post being someone bitching about how I'm hurting his feelings.

[MangoKush]

http://contests.sportsbookreview.com/mango-s-fire-the-bowl-tournament-tourney-5123/

[ParlayininHTown]

Pass.

I won't be able to handle the massive blow to my self-esteem that comes with finishing last yet again.

[MangoKush]

Pass.

I won't be able to handle the massive blow to my self-esteem that comes with finishing last yet again.

You can't finish last, you'll just lose in the round of 32

Great avatar btw

[MangoKush]

What's the countdown to death tho?

[ParlayininHTown]

What's the countdown to death tho?

Kush, I can't let myself go 10 years without getting laid. It's unacceptable.

[MangoKush]

If you really want to get laid but are having trouble, why don't you just get a prostitute? Where you from anyway?

[ParlayininHTown]

Kush, a prostitute is paid ... It doesn't count. It's not right.

I have to earn it.

Kush, the answer is in my handle.

[Pauulzcappin]

Kush, I can't let myself go 10 years without getting laid. It's unacceptable.

PARLAYER. Come to Brazil. I will set you up. No joke.

[ParlayininHTown]

Kush, I'm in the tourney, pal.

[MangoKush]

Parlay baby steps. Get the hooker, fukk her brains out, and that will at least gain you some confidence to help with your ultimate goal, earned pussy.

[MangoKush]

Kush, I'm in the tourney, pal.

As a non-pro, you can get a nice hat if you win. That'll definitely help with the ladies.

[Russian Rocket]

As a non-pro, you can get a nice hat if you win. That'll definitely help with the ladies.

parlayer buried

[MangoKush]

parlayer buried

Parlay, I'm just kidding with you. But seriously go fukk a hooker, then work on your epa. If you do that you will feel so much better man

[ParlayininHTown]

PARLAYER. Come to Brazil. I will set you up. No joke.

Pauulz is good people.

As a non-pro, you can get a nice hat if you win. That'll definitely help with the ladies.

I have absolutely no chance to win this, but you're correct that the hat would help.

[Pauulzcappin]

As a non-pro, you can get a nice hat if you win. That'll definitely help with the ladies.

kush did with parlayer what parlayer does with the dallas stars

YIKES

[ParlayininHTown]

I know I have absolutely no purpose in life and am destined to be a fukking loser forever.

[ParlayininHTown]

Why would I even bother to get up in the morning. I mean, only a complete moron who can't even figure out the most simple things would continue to live when he's this pathetic and worthless.

[MangoKush]

All jokes aside, I really hope you're kidding. Everything seems worse in the moment, but it will get better. And it will get better even faster if you fukk a hooker. This is where I go when I don't feel like exerting any effort.

http://jacksonville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/

They got some great deals

[ParlayininHTown]

Nah, a better idea is for me to bang my head against the wall while cursing myself out until I knock myself out, so I'll better understand that I'm a fukking worthless piece of shit who should just quit doing anything.

[MangoKush]

I don't know man, I'd rather bang some pussy than my head, but hey, whatever floats your boat

[MangoKush]

She wants it Parlayer.

Just kinda ignore the face.

[MangoKush]

Cmon guys get in the tourney! Me and Parlayer really need this hat!

[jjgold]

I don't bet points to labor intensive

I never got into point betting

[bobbywaves]

Why is this thread in poker forum?

[BennyBigNuts]

I'm in

[MangoKush]

I'm in

That's what I'm talkin about! Laker/wizzle antfather double bogey where ya'll at?? Need some easy money!

[MangoKush]

Bunch of pussie ass broke dikk fukks don't wanna lose 300 points. Talk all the shit but can't even afford 300 points. Can't make it up

[jjgold]

Kushy who is that chick??

[MangoKush]

She's a marvelous young lady with a promising future ahead. Her name is Peaches

[MangoKush]

Get in the tourney just for men gel

[MangoKush]

Benny I don't see you registered pal, you didn't chicken out like Lakerboy, T-wizzle, Antfather, Double Bogey, And thetrinity did you?