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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #1
    You're a jerk off if you go to college
    Approximately $100,000 in debt when you graduate

    Most case scenario is you will never ever pay it off

    College is for 2% of the world only as they have the skill to make it work and get paid really well when they graduate

    I love all these kids that go to college for absolutely no reason but I have $100,000 debt

    The final result of college in most cases are very low-paying jobs that don't require any higher education

    You are better off working starting at 17 years old even if it's at Burger King as you will be way ahead of the kid that goes to college for four years
  • greenhippo
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 02-15-12
    • 9091

    #2
    This is what we've come to on here?
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    • jjgold
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 07-20-05
      • 388179

      #3
      Whatever I write is very accurate
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      • leetreaper
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 10-23-10
        • 34841

        #4
        Lol, I'll break it down to you...
        If you DON"T GO TO COLLEGE OR NEVER WENT:

        1. You are a number 1 jerk off

        2. You are stupid as fukk

        3. You don't have any money

        4. SBR is the best place you can fit in

        5. Enjoy your life Mikey and good luck to you.
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        • zacher
          SBR Wise Guy
          • 12-05-13
          • 588

          #5
          College grad….can say I will pay off my entire student debt within a year of graduation. $50k in debt…..not a big out of state tuition.
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          • jjgold
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 07-20-05
            • 388179

            #6
            Anyone going to college in this new generation is a jerk off

            There are no jobs as companies are downsizing more and more every year

            They're only looking for a very talented people which is a very miniscule amount from any college

            You're a jerk off if you go to college
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            • leetreaper
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 10-23-10
              • 34841

              #7
              Originally posted by zacher
              College grad….can say I will pay off my entire student debt within a year of graduation. $50k in debt…..not a big out of state tuition.
              I paid it off in 3 years, no biggie...
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              • jjgold
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 07-20-05
                • 388179

                #8
                The kid that starts working at 18 years old and never goes to college 90% of the time will have more money at 30 years old and the kid that goes to college at the same age providing good money management skills

                It will be extremely difficult for the college grad to catch the kid that didn't go to college because of massive college loans
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                • leetreaper
                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                  • 10-23-10
                  • 34841

                  #9
                  Originally posted by jjgold
                  The kid that starts working at 18 years old and never goes to college 90% of the time will have more money at 30 years old and the kid that goes to college at the same age providing good money management skills

                  It will be extremely difficult for the college grad to catch the kid that didn't go to college because of massive college loans
                  lol, don't know if you are just fukking around or what but this couldn't be any less true...hahaha
                  burger flipper vs a college grad in 30 years
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                  • jtoler
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 12-17-13
                    • 30967

                    #10
                    My college ed was free homie.
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                    • zacher
                      SBR Wise Guy
                      • 12-05-13
                      • 588

                      #11
                      Originally posted by jjgold
                      The kid that starts working at 18 years old and never goes to college 90% of the time will have more money at 30 years old and the kid that goes to college at the same age providing good money management skills

                      It will be extremely difficult for the college grad to catch the kid that didn't go to college because of massive college loans

                      Its not about being rich JJ its about building WEALTH….theres a big difference..


                      the "kid" that has a few thousand cash at age 30 will be working his whole life, meanwhile a college grad with an education is usually retired by 55 with a fat 401k and stock options… then he can live out the rest of his life peacefully maybe working a part time job to stay busy..
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                      • opie1988
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 09-12-10
                        • 23429

                        #12
                        LOL.

                        Funny how you always hear things like this from jerkoffs who never went to college.

                        I can promise you that less than 1% of those who have earned a college degree consider it a regrettable accomplishment. It's still absolutely the best option for people who have the opportunity to attend. Even if you don't necessarily use your "major" in your everyday job, the people and social skills you learn in a higher institution are invaluable in the real world.

                        Another thing is that no one takes you seriously before your late 20's. You simply haven't lived enough life to know much, and therefore it's going to be hard for anyone to trust you with serious responsibilities. You're better off going to school, furthering your education, banging a bunch of coeds, and having a great time. Get into the serious workforce when you're a little older. There's a whole lifetime to go to work, but you're only young once.
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                        • jjgold
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 07-20-05
                          • 388179

                          #13
                          Do you guys keep up on stuff there are no jobs out there for college graduates it's their number one complaint and when they do get jobs are very low-paying

                          The days are over guys making big money

                          Companies are downsizing every year which makes it even more difficult as computers are destroying the job market

                          Of course years ago it was a great option to go to college but Americans are brainwashed that that is what you're supposed to do

                          I hear kids all the time talking about their massive debt and there's no hope for them to get out of it

                          It's like pro sports if you're one of the rare breed stay gifted course you're going to do well but that's not many

                          Man it's a new world out there and it's not one of an American dream or economic wealth

                          The rich are getting richer

                          Also don't forget those rich families their kids are getting a first crack at most jobs
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                          • opie1988
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 09-12-10
                            • 23429

                            #14
                            Here's a free, indisputable life tip for the young people of SBR.....

                            ~ Never take life advice from a disenchanted jerkoff on a gambling forum!

                            Go to school.
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                            • d2bets
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 08-10-05
                              • 39995

                              #15
                              Going to college is a bad financial decision. The only worse financial decision is (usually) not going going to college.
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                              • peacebyinches
                                SBR MVP
                                • 02-13-10
                                • 1112

                                #16
                                Furthering your education is never a bad idea... On top of that, even if you treat college as nothing more than a means to get a degree and don't give two shnits about learning anything from your course work, you give yourself a chance to learn an immense amount about LIFE while in school.
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                                • Cuse0323
                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                  • 12-09-09
                                  • 30169

                                  #17
                                  Back in school at 26. I'm finally focused and doing well, it just took a while for me to mature. I'll gladly have some debt to pay off with the options that I will have once I finish. I just wish I knew what I know now at 18. But, that's not how it goes and you can only move forward and better yourself. I'm finally on a path that feels right after piddling around for so long. Not to mention, I'm actual learning valuable things and not just for a career I may have but about life as well.
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                                  • jjgold
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 07-20-05
                                    • 388179

                                    #18
                                    Guys I'm highly educated and struggle to get work unless labor jobs

                                    I lost three businesses Due to gambling

                                    I never went to college and probably could've had $400,000 saved right now if I didn't gamble and get some fat penetrate pregnant

                                    Motherfuker was a mistake

                                    If your parents pay for college of course you go

                                    But if you're paying yourself you better thing 10 times over before you go especially if you're just an average student you're wasting your time
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                                    • Deuce
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 01-12-08
                                      • 29843

                                      #19
                                      Opie I have university degrees. Hire me. We can make videos and I will film my belly.
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                                      • greenhippo
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 02-15-12
                                        • 9091

                                        #20
                                        So if you went to college you wouldn't be relegated to labor intensive jobs and not have gotten a fat chick pregnant and wouldn't have lost $400k. But your point is to tell people NOT to go?

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                                        • daneblazer
                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                          • 09-14-08
                                          • 27861

                                          #21
                                          Got 2 degrees, toying with getting #3 because I'm getting bored w/ life.

                                          Go to college kids or you may end up with 200k posts on a gambling forum.
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                                          • leetreaper
                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                            • 10-23-10
                                            • 34841

                                            #22
                                            After posts like these you really understand how degenerate gamblers are
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                                            • pavyracer
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 04-12-07
                                              • 82839

                                              #23
                                              Not going to college causes you to say most case scenario than best case scenario and posting in gambling forums for 15 years nonstop like an idiot.
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                                              • innovation
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 01-27-12
                                                • 6218

                                                #24
                                                Obama will pay off your debt, JJ is Fukin envious
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                                                • Vegas39
                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                  • 09-22-11
                                                  • 30686

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by opie1988
                                                  Here's a free, indisputable life tip for the young people of SBR.....

                                                  ~ Never take life advice from a disenchanted jerkoff on a gambling forum!

                                                  Go to school.

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                                                  • gauchojake
                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                    • 09-17-10
                                                    • 34116

                                                    #26
                                                    Cole cuts and whore shit
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                                                    • gauchojake
                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                      • 09-17-10
                                                      • 34116

                                                      #27
                                                      Oriole cookies
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                                                      • manny24
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 10-22-07
                                                        • 20046

                                                        #28
                                                        basically everything Opie said unless you can get harder than chinese math in front of an audiewnce

                                                        don't even need to be hung

                                                        could see comfortably retiring after a bakers dozen movies if a guy really knows how to throw some caulk aroung
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                                                        • Russian Rocket
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 09-02-12
                                                          • 43910

                                                          #29
                                                          college is a must, coach
                                                          so is continuing education and self-improvement


                                                          but I do agree with you on that 2/3 of fukks who go to college should just stay home and gamble
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                                                          • ByeShea
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 06-30-08
                                                            • 8115

                                                            #30
                                                            College is for clowns if you don't have an angle. College degree isn't worth spit unless you're talking Ivy League or a handful of other schools - and even then it's of more use for networking into a competitive graduate school.

                                                            Don't be a fukkin clown. Go to work - jj knows more than most of you deluded youngsters.
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                                                            • Ballerholic
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 01-16-13
                                                              • 2767

                                                              #31
                                                              having debt sitting in an office>no debt physical labor
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                                                              • MoMoneyMoVaughn
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 05-08-14
                                                                • 14988

                                                                #32
                                                                Coach this is bad advice.

                                                                Very few people without education are making $400,000+

                                                                I want to make fukkin $400,000+
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                                                                • LVHerbie
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 09-15-05
                                                                  • 6344

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Solid advice Coach. If I could do it over again I would drop out in 8th grade.
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                                                                  • thetrinity
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 01-25-11
                                                                    • 22430

                                                                    #34
                                                                    I'm torn on this issue.
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                                                                    • MoMoneyMoVaughn
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 05-08-14
                                                                      • 14988

                                                                      #35
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