I Don't Always Post MLB Picks ...

[EaglesPhan36]

[EaglesPhan36]

Lady Vicodin & Lord Lowenbrau came to me in a post-lunch burp. Can you smell what the Lord is cookin'?

9.19.14
Cubs-Dodgers 1st Five Over 3.5 @ -120

[EaglesPhan36]

Smells like winning. Time to go fuel another one. Tonight is kinda special.

[KiDBaZkiT]

Lowenbrau. Yum. Wish I was able to just enjoy one and could drink. Used to pick those up all the time. Was all pumped when Tony drank it on an episode of Sopranos. German beer is by far my favorite. St Pauly girl, Spaten. German then Mexican. Pacifico's and Modelos are delicous. Shit I'm about to fall off the wagon. Easy winner for you today man.

[EaglesPhan36]

Tonight's special guest, Warsteiner - probably the best named beer EVER.

[jameski999]

How'd I miss this easy winner?

[KiDBaZkiT]

Tonight's special guest, Warsteiner - probably the best named beer EVER.

Another delicous brew. You ever fukk with the Warstiener mini-kegs?

[jjgold]

We're keeping an eye on this thread and it Eagles keeps doing well we might be a little concerned

My role is to watch players that win

[EaglesPhan36]

Another delicous brew. You ever fukk with the Warstiener mini-kegs?

No, but that sounds like a Friday Night delight.

[EaglesPhan36]

I've had another semi-lucid visit from Lady Vicodin & Lord Lowenbrau who have told me sausage races make for B-rated porn movies that'll do if your balls shine blue. Shine on this or at least rub up some of the Lady and inhale.

Pirates-Brewers 1st Five Over 4 @ -105

[EaglesPhan36]

Looks like we're gonna hafta pound some more Lowenbraus if we're gonna find more runs. Mugs up! Where there is a 'Brau, there is a way. Where there is a vicodin, there is probably a sloppy BJ waiting for somebody.

[EaglesPhan36]

Well nuts. Drink more. Snort more.

[EaglesPhan36]

The Lady & The Lord said that if you even remember you made this bet today that you're not doing it right with V & L.

9.20.14
Rockies-Diamondbacks Over 10.5 @ -115

[EaglesPhan36]

We're keeping an eye on this thread and it Eagles keeps doing well we might be a little concerned

My role is to watch players that win

Well I guess you're the jinx ... Threaten me to do good, then threaten me not to win. See if I ever share a Vicobrau with you JJ.

[jjgold]

You can't win every game

Give it some football props tomorrow also

[EaglesPhan36]

I know, but don't like losing two in a row in any sport. That's how shitty streaks start. I need to amp up my NFL game.

[jjgold]

Eagles you'll be fine you're one of our better all sports handicapper's

[EaglesPhan36]

Well hold on, this one is just a Grand Slam in the 9th away from being a lock.

[EaglesPhan36]

I've threatened to find a new Lady if the Lord doesn't get that twat in line & deliver with some potency tonight on a W

9.22.14
Grand Salami Under 84 @ -110

[EaglesPhan36]

[jjgold]

Did that salami bet win??

[EaglesPhan36]

Yes. Wasn't even close, 71 runs.

[jjgold]

Good call Eagles

[EaglesPhan36]

Vicodin + Lowenbrau

9.23.14
Tigers-White Sox Over 8 @ -110

[EaglesPhan36]

Mmm scoreless after 4. Time to pop some more and forget about those innings.

[EaglesPhan36]

6-4 in this thread. I have consulted with my clergyman & he insists that if The Lady & The Lord speak 60% winners by the regular season's end, that the playoffs shall bring in a 3rd stimulant to continue that or more. The Jeffrey. When you get slipped The Jeffrey, stroke the furry wall.

9.24.14
NYY-BAL 1st Five Over 3.5 @ -120.

[jjgold]

I hate over Bets in major-league baseball

Eagles going on a weed run now

Getting a nickel bag

[EaglesPhan36]

Good choice. Stay mello

[EaglesPhan36]

Vico-done. Lowen-booya.

[Bostongambler]

Good call

[EaglesPhan36]

The Lady & The Lord sayeth so.

BOS-TB 1st FIVE Over 4 @ -110

[EaglesPhan36]

[k310]

[EaglesPhan36]

The Lord has spoken once more. The Lady concurs. Push for the playoffs and pound another 'Brau.

Dodgers Team Total Over 3.5 @ -120

[Bostongambler]

GLO, that's Good Looking Out to the layperson