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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #1
    Always Have A Night Gambling Plan
    especially during football season
    have different plans of actions while day action in progress

    I have 3 plans usually as backup for night card
  • ParlayininHTown
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 06-27-10
    • 7561

    #2
    Here's my plan for the night card:

    1. Stay indoors with the lights off and the blinds closed so the neighbors can't see that I'm alone on Saturday night ... AGAIN. (They'll know after dark, though, because they'll probably see the light coming from the TV. I bet they talk about me and say things like, "Boy, I can't believe that young man is always alone at home on Friday and Saturday night. Guy must be a complete weirdo who has no one to hang with.")

    2. Have tons of action ongoing, as it will at least partially distract myself from my dark thoughts and beneath-the-surface issues. The main goal here is to avoid sitting through commercials or watching the latter part of games for which my bets have no chance of winning.

    3. Get really high so I think and feel as little as possible.

    4. Scan SBR's forums for a cheap laugh or two.


    These are my Saturday nights now ... Please, for the love of anything and everything holy, don't let yourself become this, fellas.
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    • kidcudi92
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 12-14-11
      • 15434

      #3
      Originally posted by ParlayininHTown
      Here's my plan for the night card:

      1. Stay indoors with the lights off and the blinds closed so the neighbors can't see that I'm alone on Saturday night ... AGAIN. (They'll know after dark, though, because they'll probably see the light coming from the TV. I bet they talk about me and say things like, "Boy, I can't believe that young man is always alone at home on Friday and Saturday night. Guy must be a complete weirdo who has no one to hang with.")

      2. Have tons of action ongoing, as it will at least partially distract myself from my dark thoughts and beneath-the-surface issues. The main goal here is to avoid sitting through commercials or watching the latter part of games for which my bets have no chance of winning.

      3. Get really high so I think and feel as little as possible.

      4. Scan SBR's forums for a cheap laugh or two.


      These are my Saturday nights now ... Please, for the love of anything and everything holy, don't let yourself become this, fellas.
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      • stealthyburrito
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 05-12-09
        • 21562

        #4
        Notre Dame?
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        • Sam Odom
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 10-30-05
          • 58063

          #5
          Originally posted by stealthyburrito

          Notre Dame?

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          • The Giant
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 01-21-12
            • 21480

            #6
            Originally posted by ParlayininHTown
            Here's my plan for the night card:

            1. Stay indoors with the lights off and the blinds closed so the neighbors can't see that I'm alone on Saturday night ... AGAIN. (They'll know after dark, though, because they'll probably see the light coming from the TV. I bet they talk about me and say things like, "Boy, I can't believe that young man is always alone at home on Friday and Saturday night. Guy must be a complete weirdo who has no one to hang with.")

            2. Have tons of action ongoing, as it will at least partially distract myself from my dark thoughts and beneath-the-surface issues. The main goal here is to avoid sitting through commercials or watching the latter part of games for which my bets have no chance of winning.

            3. Get really high so I think and feel as little as possible.

            4. Scan SBR's forums for a cheap laugh or two.


            These are my Saturday nights now ... Please, for the love of anything and everything holy, don't let yourself become this, fellas.
            Welcome back, buddy.
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            • ParlayininHTown
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 06-27-10
              • 7561

              #7
              Originally posted by kidcudi92



              Originally posted by The Giant
              Welcome back, buddy.

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              • jjgold
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 07-20-05
                • 388179

                #8
                Lol

                Parlay are one strange individual

                How come you don't take lithium??

                There's even a Hydro Plex chloride element that you can take it make you feel better


                Also why don't you take on the in ceremony accounting??


                I think you're a good guy but you also need help and a lot of individual things
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                • manny24
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 10-22-07
                  • 20046

                  #9
                  simple really

                  whatever your figure is +/- tonight just put it on Ravens -1.5 tomorrow

                  either double up or even

                  walla
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                  • ParlayininHTown
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 06-27-10
                    • 7561

                    #10
                    Originally posted by jjgold
                    How come you don't take lithium??

                    There's even a Hydro Plex chloride element that you can take it make you feel better


                    Also why don't you take on the in ceremony accounting??

                    You lost me here, Coach.
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                    • Sam Odom
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 10-30-05
                      • 58063

                      #11
                      Lithobid x2 (Morning and Lunch)

                      Prozac x1 (Morning)

                      Seroquel x1 (Bedtime)

                      Will get you in order , Parlayin
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                      • jjgold
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 07-20-05
                        • 388179

                        #12
                        Sammy see my NFL Pumped up video tomorrow AM

                        If that does not get you going nothing will
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                        • manny24
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 10-22-07
                          • 20046

                          #13
                          Jesus Sam Odom your medicine cabinet sounds like fukkin walgreens guy
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                          • El Nino
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 05-03-12
                            • 18426

                            #14
                            Plan B after condom breaks.
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                            • gauchojake
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 09-17-10
                              • 34117

                              #15
                              Buddy, we gotta think more ahead than that. I mean recycling centers and plasma donations are not open 24/7.
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                              • pavyracer
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 04-12-07
                                • 82841

                                #16
                                My night plan is to hang on to the money I won during the day.
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                                • gauchojake
                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                  • 09-17-10
                                  • 34117

                                  #17
                                  Always have a night drinking plan :an_light
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                                  • stealthyburrito
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 05-12-09
                                    • 21562

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by El Nino
                                    Plan B after condom breaks.
                                    Push em down a flight of stairs.
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                                    • Sam Odom
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 10-30-05
                                      • 58063

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by manny24

                                      Jesus Sam Odom your medicine cabinet sounds like fukkin walgreens guy

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                                      • ParlayininHTown
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 06-27-10
                                        • 7561

                                        #20
                                        Which plan did you go with tonight, JJ?
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                                        • jjgold
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 07-20-05
                                          • 388179

                                          #21
                                          Watched porn and took away pressure of watching games

                                          gambling can be real bad
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                                          • gauchojake
                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                            • 09-17-10
                                            • 34117

                                            #22
                                            What did you do for the next 58 minutes while the game was on?
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                                            • cruzing vato
                                              SBR Wise Guy
                                              • 02-21-12
                                              • 538

                                              #23
                                              Well I was looking at two late games since midweek. I bet one and go back to chill in.
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                                              • flyingillini
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 12-06-06
                                                • 41219

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by cruzing vato
                                                Well I was looking at two late games since midweek. I bet one and go back to chill in.
                                                Orale papi chulo!
                                                המוסד‎
                                                המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                                                • manny24
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 10-22-07
                                                  • 20046

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by cruzing vato
                                                  Well I was looking at two late games since midweek. I bet one and go back to chill in.
                                                  que onda Cruzer!!!!!!!!

                                                  sorry i missed your daughters quinceanera guey

                                                  dropped off an envelope for her with Chuy though ese

                                                  PM me your plays today mang
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                                                  • THam12
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 03-12-13
                                                    • 12640

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by kidcudi92
                                                    Hahaha cudi
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