Jared Lorenzen is back...and man is a River Monster!

Dirty Sanchez

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Jared Lorenzen is back...and man is a River Monster!

08-21-14, 06:23 PM

Dude has a Super Bowl ring to boot
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08-21-14, 06:28 PM

TT would run circles around this tub
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08-21-14, 06:31 PM

got some young mike vick in him
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08-21-14, 06:33 PM

Just saw that piece on him on espn.com

The reporter was depressing with that breathing. He's a fat bastard too.
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08-21-14, 06:34 PM

I think wearing #22 makes him look a tad slimmer as well
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08-21-14, 07:09 PM
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08-21-14, 07:28 PM

here he is a few days ago with Kentucky frosh Matt Elam who is 370 lbs

Lorenzen might be 420 now
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