Dustin Johnson Popped for Yayo.

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  • El Nino
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 05-03-12
    • 18426

    #1
    Dustin Johnson Popped for Yayo.
    PGA Tour suspends him for 6 months after testing positive for cocaine. Guy is a mess, announced a leave of absence from golf yesterday (most likely had knowledge of the failed test and tried to get in front of it). The real question is how long before Paulina Gretzky is single again?
  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #2
    He is a jerk off always was always will be

    He thinks he's a rock star
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    • MoneyLineDawg
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 01-01-09
      • 13253

      #3
      In order to fail a drug test for yayo you either have the worst luck in the world or you are an every day user

      My money is on the latter
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      • TheCentaur
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 06-28-11
        • 8108

        #4
        He went to Coastal Carolina

        He never had a chance
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        • King Mayan
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 09-22-10
          • 21326

          #5
          How do you get popped for yayo??!!?!!?
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          • El Nino
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 05-03-12
            • 18426

            #6
            Originally posted by King Mayan
            How do you get popped for yayo??!!?!!?
            Money Line Dawger nailed it. Guy is doing blow on the reg and laying the driver to Gretzky's skank of a daughter.
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            • oneunder
              SBR Wise Guy
              • 09-11-08
              • 593

              #7
              Originally posted by jjgold
              He is a jerk off always was always will be

              He thinks he's a rock star
              JJ posts an autobiograpy
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              • Cuse0323
                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                • 12-09-09
                • 30169

                #8
                Originally posted by El Nino
                PGA Tour suspends him for 6 months after testing positive for cocaine. Guy is a mess, announced a leave of absence from golf yesterday (most likely had knowledge of the failed test and tried to get in front of it). The real question is how long before Paulina Gretzky is single again?
                He's probably been partying it up with her. How long until they both end up in rehab? I think he's gonna have to dump her to get his shit together. She ain't stopping anytime soon, spending daddy's money on yay.
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                • jrmartin.mig
                  SBR Wise Guy
                  • 11-29-10
                  • 624

                  #9
                  Biggest question should be why the penetrate the PGA cares about testing anyway.
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                  • teaserpleaser
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                    • 08-14-08
                    • 26015

                    #10
                    Originally posted by El Nino
                    Money Line Dawger nailed it. Guy is doing blow on the reg and laying the driver to Gretzky's skank of a daughter.
                    But damn she's hot though
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                    • El Nino
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 05-03-12
                      • 18426

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Cuse0323
                      He's probably been partying it up with her. How long until they both end up in rehab? I think he's gonna have to dump her to get his shit together. She ain't stopping anytime soon, spending daddy's money on yay.
                      Yep, he will lose his sponsors and have to work his way back up. It will definitely cost him a good chunk of his expected income. She doesn't strike me as the romantic type.
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                      • Bluehorseshoe
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 07-13-06
                        • 15009

                        #12
                        Originally posted by King Mayan
                        How do you get popped for yayo??!!?!!?
                        He use this instead of a golf ball...

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                        • MickeyMan
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 10-20-09
                          • 5091

                          #13
                          Impressive that he can play golf so well after blowing white till all hours.
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                          • Soxsfan9
                            SBR MVP
                            • 11-30-08
                            • 3705

                            #14
                            He also Banged Jimmy Walkers Wife
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                            • kidcudi92
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 12-14-11
                              • 15434

                              #15


                              if dude really is worth 20mil, just say fukk golf. do blow and bang paulina all day
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                              • kidcudi92
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 12-14-11
                                • 15434

                                #16
                                New Theme Song for DJ

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                                • The Giant
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 01-21-12
                                  • 21480

                                  #17
                                  I used to be a pretty good yoyo player.

                                  I could really make that bitch dance.
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                                  • Stocks
                                    SBR Wise Guy
                                    • 11-01-10
                                    • 569

                                    #18
                                    Why are they testing for coke on the pga tour? If I was a pro golfer I'd be doing exactly what Dustin Johnson is doing, lots of blow and banging hot chicks.
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                                    • jjgold
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 07-20-05
                                      • 388179

                                      #19
                                      Nobody likes the guy

                                      Glad he is gone for a while

                                      Don't want to here his story when he comes back .. Feel sorry story
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                                      • kidcudi92
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 12-14-11
                                        • 15434

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Stocks
                                        Why are they testing for coke on the pga tour? If I was a pro golfer I'd be doing exactly what Dustin Johnson is doing, lots of blow and banging hot chicks.
                                        I was surprised at this as well, who gives a fukk as long as its private. Does the ATP test Tennis players?
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                                        • Ghenghis Kahn
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 01-02-12
                                          • 19734

                                          #21
                                          how the hell do you get tested positive for cocaine? doesn't it leave your system in 24 hours? this guy must've been high all day, all night.
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                                          • TheCentaur
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 06-28-11
                                            • 8108

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by jjgold
                                            Nobody likes the guy
                                            Why do you say that?

                                            Originally posted by Stocks
                                            Why are they testing for coke on the pga tour? If I was a pro golfer I'd be doing exactly what Dustin Johnson is doing, lots of blow and banging hot chicks.
                                            This

                                            Really can't imagine a more perfect existence of playing golf for a living, blow, and hot chicks, and I've never even tried blow
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                                            • Ghenghis Kahn
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 01-02-12
                                              • 19734

                                              #23
                                              jj doesn't like dustin johonson because he gets chicks. haters gonna hate...
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                                              • kidcudi92
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 12-14-11
                                                • 15434

                                                #24
                                                Could he have been acting crazy (out of the public eye) or something so they tested just him?
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                                                • Dirty Sanchez
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                                                  • 03-01-10
                                                  • 16031

                                                  #25
                                                  I lost money on the prick at the British Open....
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                                                  • ramones951
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 12-23-08
                                                    • 2356

                                                    #26
                                                    Well it could help fix the pace of play issue on the Tour
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                                                    • GUMMO77
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 08-23-10
                                                      • 9294

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by The Giant
                                                      I used to be a pretty good yoyo player.

                                                      I could really make that bitch dance.
                                                      .....................
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                                                      • leetreaper
                                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                        • 10-23-10
                                                        • 34841

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Ghenghis Kahn
                                                        how the hell do you get tested positive for cocaine? doesn't it leave your system in 24 hours? this guy must've been high all day, all night.
                                                        Cocaine concentrations in hair are visible for at least 90 days after dosing.
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                                                        • jjgold
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 07-20-05
                                                          • 388179

                                                          #29
                                                          He only going to rehab because he was caught

                                                          lets see now if he wins again..they will make it like he is a hero

                                                          scum thats all
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                                                          • Dirty Sanchez
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                                                            • 03-01-10
                                                            • 16031

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by jjgold
                                                            He only going to rehab because he was caught

                                                            lets see now if he wins again..they will make it like he is a hero

                                                            scum thats all
                                                            Are you in the fukkin Monastery all of a sudden?
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                                                            • Deuce
                                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                              • 01-12-08
                                                              • 29843

                                                              #31
                                                              Gretzky likely pushed it on him. That bitch is definition of a coke head.
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                                                              • kidcudi92
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 12-14-11
                                                                • 15434

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Dirty Sanchez
                                                                Are you in the fukkin Monastery all of a sudden?
                                                                whichever jj this is past few hours has been odd
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                                                                • shari91
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                                                                  • 02-23-10
                                                                  • 32661

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Apparently this wasn't his first failed test and wtf shagging other players' wives?! Get rid of this turkey.


                                                                  "Reports of drug use and sleeping with other tour players’ wives have followed in the wake of Thursday’s announcement by pro golfer Dustin Johnson that he is taking a leave of absence from the PGA Tour.

                                                                  Golf.com cited an unnamed source who said Johnson failed three drug tests in the past five years, including a positive test for marijuana in 2009 and two positive tests for cocaine in 2012 and 2014."

                                                                  The PGA is not required to make public any player suspensions that result from positive tests for recreational drugs.

                                                                  The same report also said Johnson “had a sexual indiscretion with at least one wife of a PGA Tour player.”

                                                                  A rep for the tour did not respond to Golf.com’s request for comment.

                                                                  Following the report, Fox Sports reporter Robert Lusetich tweeted that Johnson was known to have slept with not one, but two tour players’ wives.

                                                                  Not a huge secret either that #DustinJohnson had affairs with 2 wives of PGA Tour players. One broke up the marriage.
                                                                  — Robert Lusetich (@RobertLusetich) August 1, 2014

                                                                  “I will use this time to seek professional help for personal challenges I have faced,” he said. “By committing the time and resources necessary to improve my mental health, physical well-being and emotional foundation, I am confident that I will be better equipped to fulfill my potential and become a consistent champion.”

                                                                  The PGA also issued a statement clarifying that Johnson had not been suspended: “With regard to media reports that Dustin Johnson has been suspended by the PGA Tour, this is to clarify that Mr Johnson has taken a voluntary leave of absence and is not under a suspension from the PGA Tour."

                                                                  http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2014/08/04/dustin-johnson-failed-drug-tests-fooled-around-with-tour-player-wife-report-says/




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                                                                  • kidcudi92
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 12-14-11
                                                                    • 15434

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by shari91
                                                                    Apparently this wasn't his first failed test and wtf shagging other players' wives?! Get rid of this turkey.


                                                                    "Reports of drug use and sleeping with other tour players’ wives have followed in the wake of Thursday’s announcement by pro golfer Dustin Johnson that he is taking a leave of absence from the PGA Tour.

                                                                    Golf.com cited an unnamed source who said Johnson failed three drug tests in the past five years, including a positive test for marijuana in 2009 and two positive tests for cocaine in 2012 and 2014."

                                                                    The PGA is not required to make public any player suspensions that result from positive tests for recreational drugs.

                                                                    The same report also said Johnson “had a sexual indiscretion with at least one wife of a PGA Tour player.”

                                                                    A rep for the tour did not respond to Golf.com’s request for comment.

                                                                    Following the report, Fox Sports reporter Robert Lusetich tweeted that Johnson was known to have slept with not one, but two tour players’ wives.

                                                                    Not a huge secret either that #DustinJohnson had affairs with 2 wives of PGA Tour players. One broke up the marriage.
                                                                    — Robert Lusetich (@RobertLusetich) August 1, 2014

                                                                    “I will use this time to seek professional help for personal challenges I have faced,” he said. “By committing the time and resources necessary to improve my mental health, physical well-being and emotional foundation, I am confident that I will be better equipped to fulfill my potential and become a consistent champion.”

                                                                    The PGA also issued a statement clarifying that Johnson had not been suspended: “With regard to media reports that Dustin Johnson has been suspended by the PGA Tour, this is to clarify that Mr Johnson has taken a voluntary leave of absence and is not under a suspension from the PGA Tour."

                                                                    http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2014/08/04/dustin-johnson-failed-drug-tests-fooled-around-with-tour-player-wife-report-says/





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                                                                    • freeVICK
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                                                                      • 01-21-08
                                                                      • 7114

                                                                      #35
                                                                      This guy is my hero
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