SBR World Poker Cup Standings: Final week of qualification

[bobbywaves]

With that caliber of play, you can't really blame everyone for being so hesitant to bet on you

Interesting enough, my "caliber of play" has earned me a comfy 1,560 annual challenge lead. Hopefully SBR doesn't pull the poker plug after WC as rumored, although it would put you out of your misery.

[daneblazer]

Lowly Oaftard with some good points...or as JoJo calls him, Lolly Offered

[bobbywaves]

Lowly Oaftard Fun Facts:

1) Not on World Cup leaderboard: http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...on.html?slf=36
2 Not on annual tourney leaderboard: http://www.sportsbookreview.com/poker/
3 Has an ROI of 86%, compared to my 534%
4) Hits the left shift key out of pure desperation.

[Triple_D_Bet]

Interesting enough, my "caliber of play" has earned me a comfy 1,560 annual challenge lead. Hopefully SBR doesn't pull the poker plug after WC as rumored, although it would put you out of your misery.

Funny, that's all you can come up with...and it didn't seem to help you versus DS now did it?

Nor does you having a temporary lead change the fact that you're trying to claim you're a lock, but offering people odds on me as the heavy favorite

Lowly Oaftard Fun Facts:

1) Not on World Cup leaderboard: http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...on.html?slf=36
2 Not on annual tourney leaderboard: http://www.sportsbookreview.com/poker/
3 Has an ROI of 86%, compared to my 534%
4) Hits the left shift key out of pure desperation.

1),2): Regardless of him not being there, you'll be hard pressed to find anyone who doesn't know LO is better than you.

3): Bobbo ROI (BROI, to separate it from actual accurate uses of the ROI term) is meaningless, as has been proven many times.

4) Is that really any worse than clicking the "fold" button every time out of pure desperation for a mincash?

[Lowly Oaftard]

Are you calculating pot odds at 200/400 with 730 chips left as you tank fold your big blind? Or are you contemplating a starting hand?

Both, meanwhile I'm cashing while you're on the rail.

This is a blatant admission of stalling. Given your wealth of SBR tournament experience ( you never miss an event), and your obvious True Skill ( Just look at the leaderboards! The guy has more cashes than anyone !), why do you need to tank on what should be an elementary decision for a seasoned veteran with such great results? What advanced game tactics are you possibly evaluating considering you fold almost every hand in this situation ( laughably so, I might add). And it's not because you're multitasking....the only multitasking you are doing is patting yourself on the back while folding away huge chunks of tournament equity. You are even obnoxious enough to brag that your transparent strategy leads to an advantage for you (more cashes!). This is foul play even by your own standards :

Using the timer to contemplate playing a starting hand or while in a hand calculating pot odds, obviously doesn't constitute abuse. Abuse would be stalling every hand, especially when ultimately folding.

Once the field thins to 20 something players and the blinds get above 25/50, you unquestionably meet this criteria. I call on SBR to closely monitor Bobbywaves stalling shenanigans in the future, especially as his rapidly decreasing lead over Triple_D_Bet in their annual participation challenge causes him to face the reality of inevitably defeat.

[Lowly Oaftard]

Lowly Oaftard Fun Facts:

1) Not on World Cup leaderboard: http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...on.html?slf=36
2 Not on annual tourney leaderboard: http://www.sportsbookreview.com/poker/
3 Has an ROI of 86%, compared to my 534%
4) Hits the left shift key out of pure desperation.

1) Bobbywaves is not on any of the following leaderboards : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FAE0...IIIQpg1S7I7kcA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkbX7jtcMJE&list=UUU5R3m5mJIIIQpg1S7I7kcA

Look out Bobbywaves, I'll be on the next week's Ring Game leaderboard too....at which point I'll be ahead 3 leaderboards to 2. Nothing like opening up a comfortable leaderboard margin on SBR's resident poker champion.

2) See above.
3) I have a Lowly Oaftard Win Index of 534, while yours is only 86. The LOWI never lies. You are getting crushed here.
4) I hardly hit the left shift key out of desperation. I carefully time it, and in combination with playing certain combinations of low value starting hands, I manipulate the random number generator. The only time I don't worry about this is when I'm stealing your dead money - the best way to beat the rig is to play against you.

[Lowly Oaftard]

I'm sure you're Mr. string bet at your home game.

How do you even know what a string bet is? All you do is stall, then fold. If there was a way to string fold, I'm sure you'd try to exploit that, however....whatever it takes to increase your chances of mincashing without actually having to play any poker.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

TALLY HO!

Gotta love Oafie

[Triple_D_Bet]

Well done Oafer, well done

[bobbywaves]

I call on SBR to closely monitor Bobbywaves stalling shenanigans in the future

Is that all you got? Bring it on chump.

[bobbywaves]

1) Bobbywaves is not on any of the following leaderboards : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FAE0...IIIQpg1S7I7kcA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkbX7jtcMJE&list=UUU5R3m5mJIIIQpg1S7I7kcA

Look out Bobbywaves, I'll be on the next week's Ring Game leaderboard too....at which point I'll be ahead 3 leaderboards to 2. Nothing like opening up a comfortable leaderboard margin on SBR's resident poker champion.

2) See above.
3) I have a Lowly Oaftard Win Index of 534, while yours is only 86. The LOWI never lies. You are getting crushed here.
4) I hardly hit the left shift key out of desperation. I carefully time it, and in combination with playing certain combinations of low value starting hands, I manipulate the random number generator. The only time I don't worry about this is when I'm stealing your dead money - the best way to beat the rig is to play against you.

Congrats on beating ring games I'm not in. How about joining my tourney's pussy?

I call on SBR to closely monitor this Lowly Oaftard, as he has admitted to manipulating the random number generator. He's so pathetic, his left shift key superstitions can't even get him on a World Cup team.

[bobbywaves]

How do you even know what a string bet is? All you do is stall, then fold. If there was a way to string fold, I'm sure you'd try to exploit that, however....whatever it takes to increase your chances of mincashing without actually having to play any poker.

Yeah, I must have folded my way to a World Cup spot. Whatever style of poker you're playing obviously isn't working, don't see you on World Cup.

Not only is my ROI more than 6x yours, nobody has more cashes than me this year or last year. These are indisputable facts.

[downsouth]

Yeah, I must have folded my way to a World Cup spot. Whatever style of poker you're playing obviously isn't working, don't see you on World Cup.

Not only is my ROI more than 6x yours, nobody has more cashes than me this year or last year. These are indisputable facts.

And yet your still scared to play me (not an any leaderboards or cups) heads up. So your obviously not bright enough to understand EV when relating to poker or all your windbag jibberish about your own greatness is just that jibberish that even you know isnt true.

Waves is flat out scared of heads up competition with downsouth

[Triple_D_Bet]

Congrats on beating ring games I'm not in. How about joining my tourney's pussy?

I call on SBR to closely monitor this Lowly Oaftard, as he has admitted to manipulating the random number generator. He's so pathetic, his left shift key superstitions can't even get him on a World Cup team.

Congrats on beating him in tourneys he's not in. How about joining his ring games pussy?

And yet your still scared to play me (not an any leaderboards or cups) heads up. So your obviously not bright enough to understand EV when relating to poker or all your windbag jibberish about your own greatness is just that jibberish that even you know isnt true.

Waves is flat out scared of heads up competition with downsouth

Plain as day. Even if by some miracle he did accept a challenge from you, no doubt we'd see him rambling about how he's a lock while trying to offer odds on you as the favorite to win

[bobbywaves]

Waves is flat out scared of heads up competition with downsouth

You were invited to the 2014 annual challenge. You were scared to join for good reason, as you would be getting destroyed.

It will be interesting to see if you sign up for 2015 challenge. Doubt it if there's multiple entrants, DS doesn't play well with others.

[rufflesmuncher]

are they really pulling poker plug??

[bobbywaves]

are they really pulling poker plug??

Doubt it, in newbie fashion Onerous never revealed the sources in post #62:

http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/players-talk/2918835-sbr-world-poker-cup-update-about-3-weeks-left-p2.html

[JAKEPEAVY21]

are they really pulling poker plug??

I can't imagine them getting rid of poker..many here enjoy playing

[Triple_D_Bet]

are they really pulling poker plug??

Doubtful, but bobbo won't shut up about it...pretty much the only guy spreading the rumor

Hopefully SBR burns the midnight oil tonight and cranks out the qualifiers!

[bobbywaves]

Doubtful, but bobbo won't shut up about it...pretty much the only guy spreading the rumor

Hopefully SBR burns the midnight oil tonight and cranks out the qualifiers!

Your apprehension is to be expected, considering your 29k may be gone five months sooner.

[Triple_D_Bet]

Your apprehension is to be expected, considering your 29k may be gone five months sooner.

Dense as ever bobbo, but I know what'll shut you up about it: want to bet points on it?

[bobbywaves]

Give me some fair odds, I my consider it.

[Triple_D_Bet]

Give me some fair odds, I my consider it.

Haven't we already established that you think "fair odds" are ones that contradict your stated beliefs? And since you're the only one spreading this "rumor" you seem to believe, I'm guessing you'd be too chickenshit to bet on it unless I offered you +1000000 or something. Typical bobbo

[bobbywaves]

Because Onerous posted it, now I'm spreading the rumor for questioning his sources & the validity?

Again, your anxiety of losing 29k is quite understandable. Doesn't warrant blaming the messenger, for not liking the message. I posted that I doubt poker ends as well.

[Triple_D_Bet]

Because Onerous posted it, now I'm spreading the rumor for questioning his sources & the validity?

Correct...onerous posted it ONCE, you've said it at least half a dozen times? Like everything else you say it's not based on facts at all, just find it amusing that the only person spreading the rumor is you describing it as someone else's rumor

[Slanina]

I want in on this 2015 challenge. I don't have a beef with any one on this forum so would that disqualify an entry request?

[lambo4bkfast]

How do i get into these sbr poker competitions? Been playing poker for awhile now and would love to destroy you guys

[JAKEPEAVY21]

bobbo, can i get my +200 or triper now for the annual win?

[EmpireMaker]

When do we get a final standings list ?
What are the times and dates for the World Cup ? Are they the same as originally posted ?

[Triple_D_Bet]

bobbo, can i get my +200 or triper now for the annual win?

[bobbywaves]

bobbo, can i get my +200 or triper now for the annual win?

Apparently you didn't read post #99 of this thread. BeerDog & Gummo offered even odds, when my lead was even higher than the current 2k lead. I also had a big lead when Tripe agreed to raise the stakes, offering me +200 odds. So to give you +200, simply wouldn't be fair to the other guys. Why would I be interested in -200 when I'm already 22k invested, locked in at +200 & +100?

[Triple_D_Bet]

Apparently you didn't read post #99 of this thread. BeerDog & Gummo offered even odds, when my lead was even higher than the current 2k lead. I also had a big lead when Tripe agreed to raise the stakes, offering me +200 odds. So to give you +200, simply wouldn't be fair to the other guys. Why would I be interested in -200 when I'm already 22k invested, locked in at +200 & +100?

Apparently you didn't read Beerdog's post, where he called you out on your backwards thinking and confirmed there's nothing unfair about it. It's this simple: you claim you're a lock to win, therefore for you to offer accurate odds, you have to list me as an underdog. Anything else and you're betraying your true uncertainty

[JAKEPEAVY21]

Apparently you didn't read post #99 of this thread. BeerDog & Gummo offered even odds, when my lead was even higher than the current 2k lead. I also had a big lead when Tripe agreed to raise the stakes, offering me +200 odds. So to give you +200, simply wouldn't be fair to the other guys. Why would I be interested in -200 when I'm already 22k invested, locked in at +200 & +100?

because if it's such a sure thing you would want to get as much down as possible..

[Triple_D_Bet]

because if it's such a sure thing you would want to get as much down as possible..

Key word: if